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ok, here's how it works (YO! KEY SECRET! you with me?!?!): someone busts a freestyle rap, then you follow that crap up. let's try and keep this crap tight and funny. DO IT!!!!! |
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if no one wants to start, i will. |
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you start and I'll follow =) |
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fun topic btw |
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i keep it pop-o-matic i keep it cracka-lacka the androgynous beat stacka big mac attacka droppin eggs from windows drop-kickin nintendos readin dem rainbows an' cobra-la g.i. hoes smackin pimps in the drive-thru sippin on ma yoo-hoo sportin mad fubu your raps smell like poo poo |
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I thought we were keeping it funny? |
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hehe... I've never freestyled before... lemme take a while to come up with something... |
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care to add? punk me. this is a freestyle contest... punk me out. |
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its kool, key.... take your time brahmin |
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nobody can compete with my skill but let you make a deal with me to get some rhymes for you all you gotta do is admit im da shit and gimme every bit over ur vinyl, cd, and mp3 of idm music fo free once these things have been done i'll call you a bitch and give you none of my raps i'll pop you with caps i'll dump you in tha riva and go hang with my niggaz |
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hahahahahahaha awesome! |
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late last night lyin in tha bed eyes red thinkin should i get these hoes thinkin should i cut they head should a nigga plan a hit or grap my pistol grip and take care of bitness cuz they don;t know who they fuckin with thats lord infamous |
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i thought that sounded familiar |
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you listen to lord infamous? have you heard 187 invitation? |
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i dont know .... i know ive heard that, though |
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cool |
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hm... this was hard for some reason... |
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me and my friends try to freestyle when were high. it's fun but we suck cuz we get stuck we just say fuck it and smoke a bowl get wraspy like a troll |
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dont worry about sounding dumb, i sure didnt ;) |
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Fuck. I can't make a freestyle rap. I can write poems though... |
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thats all rap is pretty much |
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oh, come on!!!!!! just do it. no one cares if it sucks. the point is that it should be funny |
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Look for Archrival's and Titsworth's freestyle topics, great stuff! I made a couple, too... but... you'll lose IQ points if you read mine. |
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All I can think of when I try to come up with stuff is the lyrics to Ghetto Superstar. "I'm-a teach these cats how to live in the ghetto Keeping it retrospective from the get go Lay low let my mind shine like a halo Politic with ghetto senators on the D-Low" |
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that is what you are... |
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That is what you are Iz-Us answers from the far Farpoint twist-ing melo-dies Suffer to my surfing squeeze |
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i got the key fumblin disease straight outta dublin, lurkin like a gherkin pickle creepin on your doorstep, readin meters givin estimates it's his testiment to his profession, his obsession it's your mom |
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Yo I am English Greenwich time mean,bitch trying to bust a rime killing some time. on the xlt I'm no D.O double G but there ain't no stopping me coz i'm english... i can't rap i know i'm crap i'm a fine young chap no bitches on my lap but i aint mad i've got a rich dad coz i'm english please don't hate it'll make me irate, anyway now i'm late no time to masturbate. |
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noyce! |
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you see your presence is annoying beats all boring by the end of the rhyme listeners are snoring well my rhymes are fat like my dick in the morning challenge johno, then keep on walking you think youre dope? they say im like morphine. talking places, theres more ive been i was better than you, back when i was 14! |
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this shit is hella weak youw whack whymes made this pwace week (reek) poetwy comes out when i speak but my whymes awent fow the timid ow the weak and they'ww make you want to fweak when my voice hits that peak i'll cook you like a piece of meat i'll be your mentor you can suckle at my teet when we dance you better not step on my feet i hear you runnin when i come with that heat bitches |
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FUCK the speach impediment shit |
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i got no timing rhyming beats or chiming i don't give a damn cuz i aint the man who'd bust some rimes on the interenet times |
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if you think you know the rules, think again i break it to you real raw lightning from a pen watch me strike again lashing out like sean penn fresh like leather seats in camarros i bring rhymes to you by the wheel barrow full like my presence, it's a present a gift to you, and you know who is gonna break on through to the dark side of the moon walkin', inner space talkin' huffin canabis, helium, gasoline and nitrous breathin flames that make the pope call me righteous |
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yo yo yo yo im all up in this house like a firestorm so if you are a punk, you'll end up torn im shooting words like bullets, it'll tear off your mullet, so you better run fastah' cause i'm a mean bastard, you come up here with all that talking, ill turn you into steven hawking, my rhymes are a tree you cannot birch, my rhymes will rape you like a priest in church!! word |
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"my rhymes will rape you like a priest in church!! " hehe... what a stupid line |
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lol grrrrrreat |
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reverse cause some seed shout outs from perth dum dadada dum dum ka tst cha tst i once was lost but this artform ive found were diggin in some crates and were searchin underground |
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O.D.B. got shit on me ya gonna fuck with dis i'll getcha in da spleen. cuz i'm a...mic rulah. an old schoola. you gonna trip on dis we'll...uh...call you a fool-a... yeah... |
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yeah when youre a foola not a hoola or a doola you got to go and pay the price when the shit goes down unless you go underground and hide your ass from the problems in nightclub dancin unless you go underground you catch a train to the next town |
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bumpin' boom bip on the whipsnap tip dominatin' ballers from the 90210 zip beats so blazed like cheech & chong smokin' grooves from the bong another bumbaclot rap song rollin' suckas like splif catty 'rican chicks gettin' mean rollin' up the left leg on your jordache jeans |
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yeah 100 percent although! rockin johno mcclacker see stuff go thru the toughest of the toughest is walkin home with a beat up conscience from sayin goodnight so with a name like Rockenjohno step thru cause tonight is the night i get a chance to recite live on air so sit back in your chair and relax while the crew bop out the dopest tracks |
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dangerous like jack from the yukon planes taxi on the runway givin' kids a taste of brains ground beef on the DSP to make a meat beat amateur mc's get they rhymes out the toilet seat spinnin reqs for cash, 26 to be exact no COD's for G's, and thats a fact pimpin limp wristed grooves on solid gold tinkertoy production, that crap grows mold |
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it's against da grain make ya muss yer mane s'like saddam hussein shot up in yer vein. and niggas get mean when i hit da scene. droppin' da funk bomb like van camp's got beans. uh....yo... |
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i'm gonna stop now. haha |
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i stand tall While you choose to crawl, so stfu cause im in effect yall you are ridgid like bread that is stale, but ive got more rust than a nine inch nail i smoke chronic while i post on xltronic though i dont drink tonic, i will teach you rhyme phonics, yo, my ego, is demonic so i should stop right now sounds of dj krush be playin loud |
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word, fuck shit word up holmes!!! shiiiit fuck |
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talkin smack like a jibber jabber mink coat flim flam in the basket, got a picnic boat slim jives like the turkey dont forget the kraut rock like the brahma bull shootin up smack, readin' keroac to think you're cool you aint old school, youse an old fool walkin on sunshine with one hand in my pocket and the other one is rockin the mic |
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i bring these tones to my microphone, representin' the aww-tek-ur all alone it's the major sector in this dome, but i'm not from Rome so yo, yo, uh, yee-uh kick it scientific styles will get wild around the sound, drinking supersonic potion lubing up my brain gears like lotion, hang on just a sec, winamp just started playin CCEC, oh shit there's a fucking car wreck, got too into the beet and drove off the street, but i'm still funky as Second Scepe, these are the AE styles i reap |
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a brown imprint on your forehead sez you're dead, but i hear you, a ghost? naw niggas hear my shit from coast to coast |
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