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offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:17 [#00597816]
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she ain't what she used to be.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:17 [#00597818]
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who's the "grey mare"?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:17 [#00597819]
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some old lady, i guess.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:18 [#00597820]
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most old ladies aint what they used to be.
they're...
that's right they're USED.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:19 [#00597823]
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they've even been ... dare i say? OWN3D


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:21 [#00597829]
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that's true in a lot of cases.
Is the grey mare the same person
as the gay mare?
The gay mare is also old, and now she's
straight so she aint what she used to be.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:22 [#00597833]
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i think this topic needs a bullet in the head.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:23 [#00597835]
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don't complain.
I think we're on to something here...
She's a fair mare, and we need to figure
out why she's changed...


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:24 [#00597839]
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hahahahahaha that seem FAIR


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-03-16 13:24 [#00597841]
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[she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes]


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:25 [#00597842]
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oh, well then i'll go out to meet her... when she comes


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:25 [#00597844]
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yes... the weird thing is that it makes
sence in a way I can't understand.
Why did she change, and why did she
choose to change now?
I know she had some troubles with her
gardening last summer. Maybe that
has something to do with it...
You got any other suggestions?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:26 [#00597845]
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I think she came twice yesterday...
she's got one power-spine.
she's rocking the bed til dawn.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:27 [#00597847]
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well, lets examine the issue of her greyness... HOW grey has
she become in conjunction with her previous greyness? did
she see this coming, i mean... i think she might be burning
herself out, and therefore, isn't what she used to be.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:29 [#00597853]
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you got a good point there.
She wasn't born grey - noone is.
I think her greyness might have
something to do with her cooking.
She's one hell of a cook.
The past year's she's turned greyer faster then usual.
It might have something to do with her combination of her
two fav. things:
cooking and sex.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-16 13:30 [#00597856]
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that jewish old guy who drops his pants for free on the
simpsons? is he the one responsible?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:31 [#00597861]
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what exactly IS the correlation here? i think there are
numerous factors to take into account: her sleeping patterns
for one, possibly diet, or even stress. now, she's not none
for being a stressed out mare, but i think we all agree...
she ain't what she used to be, either.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:32 [#00597862]
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i think bob is onto something BIG here


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:32 [#00597865]
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I think not... how are they connected?
have they been lovers?
I remember about 50 years ago, when
the mare built her own house.
Now she aint even strong enough to tare
it down.
She's still magicly rocking the bed atleast 5 times a week.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:33 [#00597868]
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If we see the connection.
Then yes. We're onto something big.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-03-16 13:33 [#00597869]
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LIES !


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:34 [#00597871]
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but we aRE agreed that she ain't what she used to be?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:35 [#00597873]
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But you've got a good point with her sleeping patterns...
Maybe she's been spending too much time active in bed, and
to little time passive in bed.
She's worn out by the sex. Or the sex might be her source of
power...
I'm confused here... if the sex (gayness) is the source of
all her power, then what is the source of the greyness?
Of course she's been straigth now for some time. But I'll
think she'll be back with her old habits soon - she wants a
gay ol' time.
that thing's for sure.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:36 [#00597880]
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yes. she's defineatly not what she used to be. I saw these
older pictures of her,
she looked sexy =)
now she looks like a 80-year old Pippi Longstocking.



 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:37 [#00597882]
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gentlemen, i suggest this: the source of her greyness just
might be her very gayness.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:39 [#00597887]
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good point.
in a way they're like ying/yang.
one can't exist without the other...
I know she likes the gayness,
but isn't too fond with the greyness.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:40 [#00597893]
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but they both began to appear at around the same period of
time, didn't they? i think we've found our answer. in order
to reverse her greyness, we must find the source of said
gayness, and then...maybe... she can be what she used to be


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:43 [#00597905]
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I wish we could make her straight for the future. I know
she's trying and maybe she just need to go through this
period at first were she needs to use all her powers to
change from gay to straight.
Maybe she came up with that herself.
I know her dog's also going through a rough period watching
her going greyer at an increasing speed.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:44 [#00597911]
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i hear the dog aint what he used to be, either. what a
shame. maybe if we can make her gayness greyness go
awayness, then we can get her AND the dog back to how they
used to be.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:47 [#00597921]
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wow. that's a clever idea.
we need to start a campain, and I really like how you put
it;
"Make her gayness greyness go awayness."
I hear her dog's fur is getting really dry because of all
this.
She gives him extra water, but that just comes out through
his penis (when he takes a piss).



 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:48 [#00597926]
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i see what you mean with this whole "slogan" angle, but what
is this about his water? he needs more water? maybe if he
wets the bed, with her IN it... you dont think it could
work, do you?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:51 [#00597933]
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hehe.
We should give it a try, and I think she's getting desperate
and is willing to try most possibilities in reversing the
process.
you got any more ideas?
maybe we could use her 1940s car for something good...


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:52 [#00597937]
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maybe call doc brown and try to get her back in time, cuz
you know,like that song says "you gotta go BACK in time"


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:54 [#00597951]
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that sounds like a brilliant idea.
You got any news about Dr Brown's reasarch of time?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 13:57 [#00597959]
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let me go rent part 3, and ill figure out how to turn biff
tannon into a train


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 13:59 [#00597971]
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what are we going to use the train for?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-16 14:02 [#00597980]
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we gotta go back in time, cuz she aint what she used to be


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 14:05 [#00597993]
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ah. you're right.
You know any of her relatives/family who can help?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-03-16 14:05 [#00597994]
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Lol


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 14:14 [#00598027]
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how do you attach pictures into messages?
I'd like people to look at this picture.
http://www.censor.net/newdesign/photos/alvesta_2/images/cd_
16.jpg

"no time to waste" saids the front.
the back saids "Make her gayness greyness go awayness."
and with small letters "save old grey mare".



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-16 14:15 [#00598030]
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the front/back of the t-shirt that is.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-17 00:54 [#00598784]
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i dont know what THAT would acheive


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-17 00:56 [#00598786]
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she aint what she used to be, and i dont see how exploiting
that is gonna help


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-17 02:53 [#00598870]
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She'd feel she's got the public's support.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-17 02:53 [#00598873]
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hmmm. now you might be onto something, but will it work?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-17 02:58 [#00598890]
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we'll let the future show us.
I think she'll happy to see there are lots of people to
support her, and stand by her side.
I heard an interview with her earlier this morning where she
spoke about her greyness and the possability that her
ex-husband is involved...
I've also heard other people talk of the possible
terrorism-greyness relation.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-17 03:00 [#00598894]
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i think we possibly need to deploy troops into her very
gayness, to cure her greyness, so she can be what she used
to be... all she can be.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-03-17 03:08 [#00598908]
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sounds like a good idea.
She needs to feel like she's all she can be.
I've heard her greyness made her an alcoholic between
october 3rd and november 12th last year...
I really hope she's cured til October this year, or she
might get back on the bottle (Dr Brown said so).


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-17 03:10 [#00598909]
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hm. what about biff? any word on that?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-17 03:11 [#00598910]
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*breaks character for a second*

i cant even believe we ate up 50 posts with this.

*gets back into character*


 


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