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online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 13:48 [#00596657]
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and.... go!


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 13:49 [#00596661]
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what?
what am I suposed to do?
a graphity in my bathroom?

could you explain?


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 13:52 [#00596665]
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It's a new art form! Sophisticated well cultured people show
how writing stuff on the bathroom wall or toilet seat is
SUPPOSED to be done.


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 13:52 [#00596666]
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(sorry nacmat, this means you can't play)


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-03-15 13:54 [#00596668]
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"go and be this"


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 13:55 [#00596669]
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Hmmmm... Got any examples?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-03-15 13:58 [#00596672]
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mine is an example, i think


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 13:59 [#00596675]
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"wash and go" ?


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:00 [#00596677]
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Sorry I can not participate. This is my test to see who can
come up with the best response. The winner will become my
slave. And as my slave, I will order them to eat their own
flesh with a fork at the rate of one bite per day.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 14:01 [#00596681]
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cos I am not well cultured?


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:03 [#00596685]
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I'm just kidding. I purposely insult everybody sometimes.
This "thread" sucks. But it is fitting that sucky people
responded in it.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 14:03 [#00596687]
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hmmm... I didn't realize this weekend was international
moron weekend...


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 14:04 [#00596688]
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you are pure acid

you know it


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:04 [#00596689]
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Didn't you notice that we are all wearing our yellow
international moron ribbons?


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 14:05 [#00596690]
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and you like it


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:09 [#00596699]
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Well here are some LOWbrow examples: "for gay sex call
555-1287" "<---shit here" "(a picture of a stick figure with
boobs)".
We need to change this poor misguided art form around! I'm
going to write shakespear on the bathroom wall next time I
go in. Just right after I dial 555-1287, and after I
actually read some shakespear.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-03-15 14:10 [#00596701]
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wow this sure does suck?


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 14:11 [#00596704]
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"tallyhmmmpf"


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-15 14:12 [#00596706]
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FREE TIBET!

with purchace of any other Tibet of equal or greater
value



 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:13 [#00596708]
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Oh, sorry crocomire, I didn't mean to give your phone number
out to EVERYONE. Everyone please ignore that phone number.
It is Crocomire's. (phone number=crocomire's=true)


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 14:14 [#00596712]
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"voer eendjes, geen oorlog"


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-03-15 14:15 [#00596717]
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no don't ignore it! i'm lonely! OOHHH! :|


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:16 [#00596718]
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Does the xltronic staff have a stupidest thread aware? I
hope so.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-15 14:39 [#00596752]
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I'm not award of one..


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:41 [#00596754]
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award"", lol HA HA lOL LOLF *hiccups and sneezes at the same
time


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 14:43 [#00596756]
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"Do catfish eat seamice?"



 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 14:44 [#00596757]
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no, they eat micefish. Do seawomen eat seamen? I want to
change my alias now.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 14:45 [#00596758]
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"To pee or not to pee"


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-03-15 14:52 [#00596767]
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heheheheh


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-03-15 14:58 [#00596775]
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"Here go our seperate ways"



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-03-15 15:38 [#00596791]
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as i sit and contemplate, should i shit or masturbate?

here i sit all downhearted, tried to shit and only farted


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-15 15:46 [#00596792]
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thats not very highbrow.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-15 15:55 [#00596797]
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How about you leave a message like "Meet me here at 7:00pm
for some good butt-lovin" Then when you show up to have sex
with the guy, you're wearing a monocle.



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-03-15 15:56 [#00596798]
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Brilliant!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-03-15 15:57 [#00596800]
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Here's mine:

"Post your 3 favorite songs on this bathroom stall. Most
popular song choosen will be played while I give anal sex
while wearing a monocle."


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-03-15 16:24 [#00596819]
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"Ken sent me"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-03-15 16:50 [#00596843]
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how about a really sweet drawing of a bullseye just beside
the urinal?


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-15 16:59 [#00596849]
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Scott me up Beamie!


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 17:17 [#00596880]
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I.C.U.P


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-03-15 17:17 [#00596881]
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:D


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-15 17:20 [#00596885]
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or 'Don't eat the urinal cakes'


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-03-15 17:32 [#00596896]
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"I'm going to write shakespear on the bathroom wall next
time I go in. Just right after I dial 555-1287, and after I

actually read some shakespear."


and after you've found out how to actually spell the name
shakespeare..



 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-03-15 21:05 [#00596921]
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Written in the bathroom over there ---------->

"Beware of Limbo Dancers", with an arrow pointing to the
space at the bottom of the stall door.


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-16 10:00 [#00597500]
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I would laugh but this thread isn't worth being brought to
the top other than for your comment. ... oops.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-03-16 12:47 [#00597752]
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I actually once saw this poem and response written on the
bathroom wall at a nearby Mexican restaurant:

First poem:

Hey look at me! I poop and I pee,
And sometimes I masturbate.
Isn't it great? I think it's first rate!
Now, why can't I get me a date?

Then the response, with a big arrow pointing at the first
poem:

Hey, check him out! He's healthy and stout,
His hair nearly covers his head. BUT,
Tis' certain, no doubt, if he doesn't
get out, he'll be whacking his thing
'till he's dead!


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-03-16 12:48 [#00597754]
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I also once saw the cryptic inscription:

"Beware of smelly tongues"


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-03-16 13:06 [#00597799]
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"Jane love steve!! XOXOXOXOXO"


 


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