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I'm sick of countries not obeying America! For God's sake, just do what you're told you little chicken republics! DOn't make Uncle Sam declare war on the whole world you little weasels! It's about time everyone bowed down to the Green God who demands Freedom, even if it means doing as you're told! How can you have freedom without rules!!? These little scum-sucking secretly-communist nations (pay attention France!) who think they can just do what they want! Bush can't be a model of patience forever! It's time he took charge and bombed Iraq and declared the Middle East for his own! And all those whiney bastards who complain that Israel has nukes and has ignored over 60 UN resolutions! Who Cares! It's Saddam who's harbouring all the terrorists and wants to take over the world! How dare he, when the Republicans got first dibs! Let's just get this little thing over with, and rejoice when the first Big Mac and Fries is served in New Baghdad! |
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hahaha you so funE!!! |
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Those people in New Bagdad should only be so lucky. Im enjoying them here in New Israel though. |
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In that case you shouldn't be whining either when you must join the US army in times of war. |
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"Mc Ribbs is back" Ozzy's son yeah the situation is getting too damn boring.. action will be good even if its nuclear weapons to be thrown around my garden YAYYYYYY |
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let's all go sign up for the draft! i wonder if bush we'll try to do some kind of international draft. fight for the u.s. and don't get nuked! |
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i think france hasnt alot of hope to live real longer. but the try was funny and kinda moral |
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you would say that, you're going to be one of them soon enough yankee skum ;o, |
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How about volunteering some SuperWelshSheep to the border? Tank them up on methane and let them rip! So what if some Iraqi Civvies die!! It's gonna be repopulated with Western Oil Workers (and Fast Food workers! can't trust them Moslems with hygiene!!!) |
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"you rebel scum." is Leslie Neilsen dead???? |
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SOMEONE FUNNY AND OLD ACTOR DIED IN THE LAST 2 YEARS, WHO THE HELL WAS IT IF IT WASNT NEILSON???!!! |
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T'was not Neilson Some more info? |
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The welsh don't give a damn- we've got nothing worth nuking and the terrain makes us safe from chemical warfare. We'd all just retreat up to the mountains. |
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i say let the the iraqi inspect the american weapon industry for illegal long range missiles or chemical bombs or 'the mother of all bombs' atrocities - tis only fair |
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*hijacking marlowes thread* dont remeber, just old and funny. |
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So many US companies are waiting to get into Iraq! It's simply unacceptable to keep them waiting! Why, Cheney's "former" company Halliburton needs to get housing and feeding the troops first, before it can then take over some of Iraq's resources! It's a busy schedule, and this delay is just NOT ON! |
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boy did I post on this thread? I should stop gonig tot the pub attl uluchtimes |
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I'll be making the home pleasant for when my man returnes from war, whilst working part time in an addis factory |
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Jarwoski's message translation: boy did I post on this thread? I should stop going to the pub at lunch time, im a fucking stupid ass, i have no friends, im unattractive, and smell of a minker. |
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you mean returning home from the pub of course. |
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He gets drunk on a half of lager tops doncha know! |
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God help him with a litre of Bass Shandy !!! |
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Why is UK english sound so much frutier than American english. I cant undertsand why all of this dialouge sounds like it came from a Merry Poppins script. |
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hahahahahahahahaha thats what im talkin about!!!!! |
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please disregard my improper use of "is" as it should be replaced with "does". I edited the message without proof-reading it. YArr |
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Top notch! I bet you five toppins good sehr, that some people will be less enthused as you are. I'd bet me briches I would. Even a shiny old shillin. |
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ole ruffyan mctumblebottom, i s'pose was clickity clickeery down to the ole' shoppe o' dilliwhippers for some taffy ding-ding a dingy-dong |
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This is a fascinating insight! |
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Chimmery chim chimery charoo. Sweep your chimney? Five pense on the foot and i dont mind the suit govnah. |
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hahahahahah oh dingly wingly poo poo krumpet kringle gimme the ole' croquet mallet and ill box those krikey killywumpers i will, i will |
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If your going to speak our laguage, I suggest you speak it properly sir. Good DAY to you ! *humph* |
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oh now missus, i dint mean nuffim by it. i wiz just tawkin to me mate about eatin me soddin toppers |
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anyway, Bert was autrailian, not english ;o, |
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oh, my bad gov'na ;) |
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It seems that Mary Poppins and Bertie Wooster are used as Yardsticks of Britishism! |
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You cursed ol muppets! What the bloody 'ell is going on in here? You must be daft!! I had tea with the queen i did, I am Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am. |
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http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/rabbit_1.asp |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! oh my come on guys, you can appreciate the humor, im sure. its nothin personal. |
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I'm finding it singularly amusing! |
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ted bundy doesnt seem to be laughing |
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Bleedin nora, carn't ya even get tha flamin stereotypes correct ya yankee toerags? A dew dew I dunno |
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I fucken luvs ewe I doos |
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Lawd above! pogo dis is some modern day bullshi' dialect what no way reflects stereotypical british english., innit. |
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lawd above? that's southern black, not cockney, you git! |
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Aye ain' gawnna pick no mo cottin fo da whaite man |
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i know, what is doll tryina slip by here? |
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that was completely incoherent, that translator is very spot on, righty-o, bobs yer uncle. |
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is fucking swansea talk like innit mush are ewe chopsin' or chewing a brick? Either way I'm gonna kick ewe fucking ed' in ! MMMWWWAAAAAAA |
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I dont get it |
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