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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-01 21:47 [#00038196] | |||||||||
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i have a porsche 951 (944 turbo). currently it is stock, but it's fast. on saturday, coming home from watching "zoolander" with a friend, we decided to drive around for awhile and find out where the high school homecoming dance was so we could yell at the kids waiting to get into the dance and look at the hot chicks in dresses. we cruised by the school briefly and began to head towards the golf course because it's a pretty long road out there and i wanted to drive around. on the way, a little bit passed the high school, i see a car zipping around behind me looking like he wants to race. i hear the guy downshift aways behind me because it's some loud hickmobile GTO (my friend james said that's what it was. i'm not too keen on muscle cars) with edelbrock stickers coating it and also it's primered of course with no bumpers and it's rusting, but we'll call that a "weight reduction" in their favor. so the guy downshifts and tries to catch up when i throw it into second and gain some good distance quickly, and in my mind, enough distance to know that he's beat and that i'm much quicker. there was a car in my lane, so i threw on the brakes and changed lanes to go past them, but not too fast because i don't want any "concerned" citizens calling the police on me. i get back into my lane after passing and once again the hick downshifts and starts to drive past me into a good right bend. the bend is kind of blind because there's a hill on the right obstructing the view of what's up ahead. i downshift to second again and start to catch up in the bend, where my car handles much, much better. i watch the GTO hover into the opposing lane a little bit with massive amounts of horrible body roll. i wasn't going to pass him though because his car had poor handling and i didn't want to wreck into him if he ended up crashing. as we come out of the turn, i decide to pass, but i have to lay off as he comes into my lane, confusing me as to whether or not he's getting in my lane, or overcompensating for his understeer. he stays in his lane and i start gaining on him when my friend yells "saturday night cops!" because we were about to pass a gas station where they hang out, but not this night. after the gas station, there's a short hill with ridges that's fun to do going fast. i brake quickly because i can't see down over the hill, but when it's clear, i get back on the throttle, passing the guy again. now we've made it out at the golf course where i start to drive at a legal speed, until the hick decides to run again. this time i keep it in fourth gear (third would've been better), but i pulled on him much better than i expected in fourth and got around 100mph probably, when a car was in my lane again and i got on the brakes real hard, except they weren't working! horrible seeing that they're not anti-lock either, so they should've locked up, but they must've been damn hot. i was pretty much standing on them coming up on the car quick! thankfully, the hick decided to do a fly by allowing me to get into his lane. my friend thought he heard sirens, so we turned down into a residency and a cemetary where we turned around and went to the skateboard park to eat some taco bell. it's pretty damn fun to beat a car with more horsepower and torque. i raced a bmw m3 on sunday. i presume it's a 2001 model. it happened on the way to my grandma's house so i could eat some cake my mom made. i was at a stop light when the m3 drives by in front of me, where i immediately took interest because he was going a little faster than the speed limit. i wasn't sure what model it was yet, buy my sister was with me and she said that she had seen it before and that it was an m3 (the fastest model bmw makes, unless the m5 is faster). i knew that i probably wouldn't win, but i wanted to see if he was a typical cocky bimmer owner. in my opinion though, people that own m3's and m5's are usually interested in going fast, so i figured he might be up for a race. anyway, i get the green arrow and turn left and get on a road that's pretty straight and goes through los alamos national laboratory. i go a little faster than the speed limit so i can catch up to him. he gets to the end of the straight away where you can turn 90 degrees left or 90 degrees right. he goes left through the corner and takes off fast out of it, so i knew he enjoyed speed as much as i do. i catch up to him down the road aways where i pass him on a straight away. there's one more car in front of me that i later pass down the road some with him still behind it. we go down through a small canyon hill and i'm cruising like normal when i get to the bottom of the hill and i look back to see if he was going to chase me down because the hill opens to a long straightaway. as soon as i look back, i see him pass the car he was behind on a solid line. i said to myself "cheater!," but not in a real serious manner, more of "alright. this guy wants to race." he was probably around 7-8 cars behind me, so i threw it into third, except the shifter bounced back. so i missed third and i knew i'd be screwed. i got it into third at about the time he flew by me. i mashed the go pedal down all the way down in hopes of catching up, even though he got a massive lead because of the missed shift. it seems as if when i got it into fourth, i gained...very slowly, so i speculate that he may have let off the gas some. i catch up to him down the road though because there were three cars up ahead and that's were i got behind him. he decides to pass even though there's not much visibility because there is a right bend then a left bend and on the left side of the road there's a short canyon wall that obstructs your view of oncoming traffic. i'd just use him as my eyes though by watching to see if he'd make and sharp movements or braking for oncoming traffic. i get on the gas right behind him and stick with him pretty well as we pass the "slow" cars at around 90-100 mph. when we get passed the cars and back into the proper lane, we kind of slow down and cruise. i stayed behind him because doing a fly-by would be a gay ricer thing to do and we get stopped at the stop light where we were both turning left. i saw him in his driver side mirror and he looked like he was in his 30's. the light turns green and i had my rpms up just in case he wanted to take off quickly, but he didn't. down the road he turned off to a gas station and i proceeded to my grandma's for cake. i told my mom about the race and she said he won because of experience. he did of course, but he also had a faster car. i wish i didn't miss third though because that was the most important moment of the race and i would've been going about 80mph instead of 55mph. what are the specs on the new m3's? such as hp, q-mile, topspeed, torque, 0-60? |
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recycle from drukqs on 2001-10-01 21:48 [#00038198] | |||||||||
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wow..........i havent typed that much since ive been on this messageboard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-01 21:55 [#00038207] | |||||||||
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if you want to read some other race stories, you can go to speedmagazine.com. i posted this one there and i have an older one there two where i raced some lame hondas. |
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Sean Penn on 2001-10-02 01:44 [#00038241] | |||||||||
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Did you just ask God to bless the drunk driver who killed your "friend" (aka Mother)? |
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Sean Penn on 2001-10-02 03:37 [#00038272] | |||||||||
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"not too long ago by a drunk driver {god bless}" You said God bless the driver, not your dead "friend," you asked God to bless the driver. But really, if you sit back and think about it, it really is funny, I mean your mum was been killed in a car crash and you ask God to bless the drunk driver, you some funny man. How long go did she die, do you think if I dug her up she'd still be moist? |
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Sean Penn on 2001-10-02 03:47 [#00038282] | |||||||||
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Four weeks ago, she'd still be moist, the ground is probably loose too. I'll take some cooking fat and whipped cream incase, you know. I hope i'm the first, I hate loose as a good corpse pussy, that's just sick, I don't think I'd fuck her if another necrophilliac got to her first. |
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