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Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 16:42 [#00037196]



I mean, seriously, who would win?!


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 16:48 [#00037198]



salad's way better than butter.


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 16:51 [#00037199]



Better FOR you perhaps, but seriously, which TASTES better?!
Butter, right!? It depends on the nature of your digestive
system. I possess 4 stomachs and can much more easily digest
salad and grass than butter.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 16:54 [#00037201]



...salad...is BETTER!


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 16:56 [#00037203]



A very strange to look at it... salad... IS butter. Perhaps
you're right. There is no need for the arguement, they are
one and the same. I like the way you think.


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-27 16:56 [#00037204]



What if butter had......A HUGE HAMMER!


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 16:58 [#00037205]



...and what if salad had a HUGE HAIRDRYER?!?


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 16:58 [#00037206]



Then salad would also have a huge hammer as hevquip so
elequently pointed out...


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 16:59 [#00037207]



(and butter the hairdryer)


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 17:00 [#00037209]



They are one and the same peoples. ONE... AND... THE... ,...
JAME?


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:00 [#00037210]



Maybe you dont understand. Butter can easily spread itself
over the surface of the hammer to appear to be
defenseless.....and then BAAHH!
or not


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:02 [#00037211]



if butter spreads itself out, it is now a weaker, larger
target for salad though


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:03 [#00037212]



salad can bring in it's sidekicks...CROUTONS WITH HOT
KNIVES!!!


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:05 [#00037214]



butter can change forms into liquid....
versatile and ready for attack


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 17:08 [#00037216]



Butter can never be killed by cutting it. It will just
become 2 butters that way. You have to freeze it salad!
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! Use your salad dressing projectiles!


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:11 [#00037218]



I can always rub the butter all over my warm body and eat
the salad.



 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 17:14 [#00037220]



You're on butter's side!?


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 17:15 [#00037222]



Wait, it would be crueler to rub one of them all over your
putrid musty body than to just go ahead and eat one. You
must be on salad's side!


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:16 [#00037223]



butter was all alone
I had to step in to butters defense in a time of
desparation.
butter is my friend ok!


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:16 [#00037224]



saLAD! saLAD! saLAD!


 

GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:17 [#00037225]



(laughs maniacly)


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 17:22 [#00037227]



I like how you put the accENT on the wrong syLAble of saLAD.
It reminds me of this mike meyers skit on saturday night
live where he played a kid with a helMUT chained to a
playground toy, then ate some chocoLATE and got all crazy
and ran around the neighborhood carrying the toy on his
leash.


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 17:26 [#00037228]



I think this whole post would make GREAT lyrics for a song.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:31 [#00037229]



oh, but the accent is there to indicate a cheer! i've seen
that skit you speak of. this topic would be great for
lyrics.

salad vincit totus!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 06:39 [#00158757]
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oiahrw


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 07:47 [#00158823]
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Hey!
Why not making Butter of salad?
salad can make milk if very exited...


 


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