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 | I mean, seriously, who would win?! 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 16:48 [#00037198]
        
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 | salad's way better than butter. 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 16:51 [#00037199]
        
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 | Better FOR you perhaps, but seriously, which TASTES better?! Butter, right!? It depends on the nature of your digestive
 system. I possess 4 stomachs and can much more easily digest
 salad and grass than butter.
 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 16:54 [#00037201]
        
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 | ...salad...is BETTER! 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 16:56 [#00037203]
        
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 | A very strange to look at it... salad... IS butter. Perhaps you're right. There is no need for the arguement, they are
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             from happyland on 2001-09-27 16:56 [#00037204]
        
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 | What if butter had......A HUGE HAMMER! 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 16:58 [#00037205]
        
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 | ...and what if salad had a HUGE HAIRDRYER?!? 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 16:58 [#00037206]
        
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 | Then salad would also have a huge hammer as hevquip so elequently pointed out...
 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 16:59 [#00037207]
        
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 | (and butter the hairdryer) 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 17:00 [#00037209]
        
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 | They are one and the same peoples. ONE... AND... THE... ,... JAME?
 
 
 
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         | GreenEmber
             from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:00 [#00037210]
        
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 | Maybe you dont understand. Butter can easily spread itself over the surface of the hammer to appear to be
 defenseless.....and then BAAHH!
 or not
 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:02 [#00037211]
        
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 | if butter spreads itself out, it is now a weaker, larger target for salad though
 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:03 [#00037212]
        
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 | salad can bring in it's sidekicks...CROUTONS WITH HOT KNIVES!!!
 
 
 
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         | GreenEmber
             from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:05 [#00037214]
        
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 | butter can change forms into liquid.... versatile and ready for attack
 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 17:08 [#00037216]
        
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 | Butter can never be killed by cutting it. It will just become 2 butters that way. You have to freeze it salad!
 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! Use your salad dressing projectiles!
 
 
 
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         | GreenEmber
             from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:11 [#00037218]
        
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 | I can always rub the butter all over my warm body and eat the salad.
 
 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 17:14 [#00037220]
        
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 | You're on butter's side!? 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 17:15 [#00037222]
        
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 | Wait, it would be crueler to rub one of them all over your putrid musty body than to just go ahead and eat one. You
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         | GreenEmber
             from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:16 [#00037223]
        
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 | butter was all alone I had to step in to butters defense in a time of
 desparation.
 butter is my friend ok!
 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:16 [#00037224]
        
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 | saLAD! saLAD! saLAD! 
 
 
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         | GreenEmber
             from happyland on 2001-09-27 17:17 [#00037225]
        
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 | (laughs maniacly) 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 17:22 [#00037227]
        
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 | I like how you put the accENT on the wrong syLAble of saLAD. It reminds me of this mike meyers skit on saturday night
 live where he played a kid with a helMUT chained to a
 playground toy, then ate some chocoLATE and got all crazy
 and ran around the neighborhood carrying the toy on his
 leash.
 
 
 
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             on 2001-09-27 17:26 [#00037228]
        
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 | I think this whole post would make GREAT lyrics for a song. 
 
 
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         | hevquip
             from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 17:31 [#00037229]
        
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 | oh, but the accent is there to indicate a cheer! i've seen that skit you speak of. this topic would be great for
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 salad vincit totus!
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 06:39 [#00158757] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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         |  kalaim badkaama
             from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 07:47 [#00158823] Points: 1331 Status: Lurker
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 | Hey! Why not making Butter of salad?
 salad can make milk if very exited...
 
 
 
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