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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-28 05:06 [#00574145]
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click here and see for your self

THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED *runs around in circles while
praising god and screaming aloud*


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-02-28 05:08 [#00574148]
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oh lord jesus christ!

 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-28 05:12 [#00574150]
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no the correct term is

TJCG - ted jesus christ god

this man has to be put away .. worst psyco ive ever seen

 

offline theo himself from +- on 2003-02-28 05:14 [#00574155]
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u'd think christ would come up with a priceyer webspace than
this eh?


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-02-28 05:16 [#00574156]
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My god. Can't jesus make a website that looks just a little
more atractive?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-28 05:21 [#00574160]
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yeah! and the text formatting is terrible too :p

 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-28 05:36 [#00574170]
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I dont believe in jesus
I dont believe in god
I dont believe in beatles
I just believe in me

 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-02-28 05:50 [#00574180]
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"Biblical Prophecy for Second Coming and Return Fulfilled
CHECK LIST"

...

 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-28 10:47 [#00574519]
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jesus was a hippy. he wore sandals and never washed his hair
- what more proof do you need?


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-02-28 10:56 [#00574531]
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Fie! Faker. As Jeremy Bowen will tell you, this
is what Jesus really looked like.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-02-28 11:01 [#00574535]
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now have a look at this

 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-02-28 11:04 [#00574540]
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go to www.jesus.com . best jesus site around. guy lives in
my town as well.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-28 11:05 [#00574541]
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he never really impressed me.

anyone for fish in breadcrumbs? fuck off, i'm vegan.

derren brown is much better.

 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-02-28 11:05 [#00574544]
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what the hell???
nevermind then, it doesn't exist anymore.

 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-02-28 11:07 [#00574549]
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ah. its now www.datejesus.com .

 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-28 11:11 [#00574556]
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hahaha lol

that was great!

 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2003-02-28 11:11 [#00574557]
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lol anyone ever hear of the group who was going to clone
jesus thus bringing him back lol theres a webstie somewhere
but i dont know where


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-28 11:20 [#00574563]
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did you try reading the text?

FLOOP! thats syntaxis flying out of the window. ZIP!! there
goes interpunction too. SHOOP! and thats grammar gone.

it looks like the writing of a psychotic.

coincidence? I think not.

 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-28 11:33 [#00574585]
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yeah ... like i said: put em in a padded cell and feed him
an overdose on pills



 

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