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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 09:34 [#00567537]
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Ourr Neighbourrhood

The parrking lot is always full of kids who don’t know
each otherr’s names. To get theirr kicks they kill cats
and thrrow brricks, but neverr play any games. Well the kids
that decide to stay in the town soon starrt to howl at the
moon and dig in the grround, and therre isn’t a soul herre
who isn’t insane, they say if you leave at all its dead or
derranged. The rroads are all coverred in blood and with
rrocks, if you’rre looking forr worrk well this isn’t
yourr stop, Hell, therre are no jobs since therre arre no
shops, because everryone has gone away. And forr those
still herre, I’d advise steerr clearr, if you take this
advice you will leave with yourr life.

~ A poem by me ~


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-02-23 09:36 [#00567541]
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i dig it, daddy-o


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:38 [#00567546]
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Your neighbourhood sucks, though I guess you don't need me
to tell you that.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 09:41 [#00567548]
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lol yeah we'rre all crrazy herre.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:41 [#00567549]
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I live on a council estate near a high rise like the one
from the CTD video.
I'm surrounded by smack heads and foul mouthed kids.
I feel at home.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:42 [#00567550]
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Where abouts do you live carly-boy?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 09:44 [#00567553]
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Darrlington, nearr Durrham. I live in a nice strreet nearr
some mad strreets.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 09:47 [#00567558]
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do you have barrs on yourr window's? i would.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:48 [#00567563]
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Oh my mom wen't there for a week.To do a week training with
her company,Warren James jewelry,you heard of it?
She said it was rough.But damn!


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:50 [#00567565]
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i know someone who lives in durham.... woo amazing!


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:51 [#00567567]
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No I know most people,from my younger days.
Its pretty safe if you keep yourself to yourself.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:52 [#00567568]
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a good poem tho :-) the fact that it wasnt split into lines
added something to it


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 09:56 [#00567574]
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thanks :)
have you been to durrham itself? i love it therre.
darrlinton suxx.

Arre you saying you werre a bit of a thug in yourr day Gaz?


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:59 [#00567577]
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I was.Very much so.I was hanging with dealers,doing their
dirty work.

Keyword here:WAS.



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-23 10:01 [#00567581]
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There was a guy round our neighbourhood who used to have a
cap. Then one day he had a badge on it. Then another. Then
another. Within six months his cap was covered in badges. He
used to walk down the streets banging the shutters of each
shop, for some bizarre reason. Kids used to shout out "Hey
Badggio" at him. He used to chase them. One time he chased
them into a road and got killed by a passing car. Think on,
anus.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:02 [#00567584]
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I think my village had something like 3 reported crimes last
year :P


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:03 [#00567587]
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haha, sweet. you rreally arre a badass.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:05 [#00567590]
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:|


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:06 [#00567591]
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My estate had like 3 repoted crimes last hour!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:07 [#00567592]
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hahaha, o man, have you everr had a bike forr longerr than a
week?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-23 10:09 [#00567594]
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yo dude, you're like keepin it real.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:12 [#00567599]
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Yes I have a £900.00 GT customised bike.I've had it a
year.It stays locked in my bedroom.
I've never had a problem here,exept for the time some guy
smashed me in the mouth with an old mans walking stick.



 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:13 [#00567600]
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It's also worth nothing that this village has 2 dedicated
police officers, despite having very little crime. Surely
this has nothing to do with the above average incomes around
here? ;)

Geoff Hoon, the Secretary of State for Defence lives here
too at the end of a very secluded cul-de-sac with lots of
armed police.

There was an incident last year where a asian gang came in
from a nearby town to settle some scores with someone who
lives in the village. About 20 people gathered outside this
bloke's house whn a police car turned up and they all ran
off. Unfortunately for them they ran down Geoff Hoon's
cul-de-sac...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:14 [#00567602]
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rrough,
i got punched in the mouth forr knowing the lad a lad was
walking with once, verry strrange.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:15 [#00567604]
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Off topic but I've reached the thousand point mark!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:15 [#00567605]
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hahaha is that trrue?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:17 [#00567607]
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Yup.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:18 [#00567608]
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what do you want, a parrty?

lol i'm only joking, neat :) this now makes you ....... i
don't know, something.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-02-23 10:18 [#00567609]
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Hey danbrusca don't you live near Derby?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-02-23 10:21 [#00567615]
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By the way, C, love the poem.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:22 [#00567617]
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A party would be nice.A medal..maybe.

It makes me a xltronic non-virgin.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:23 [#00567619]
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Yep, about 4 or 5 miles out.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-02-23 10:24 [#00567621]
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Okay cool, my best friend lives in Ockbrook, if you know
where that is.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:25 [#00567623]
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Yeah, it's kind of between here and Derby.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 10:30 [#00567629]
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Thanks M


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 12:11 [#00567744]
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A rre-worrking of a poem of mine.

High Strreet Blues (Modifyed)

Therre is a queen and a dead guy sitting on the barr
I slide them overr (although I know they wont go farr)
I guess I will have drrank them beforre the night
And that’s just when things come to life
If I’ve been in one, I’ve been in many a fight,
Overr girrls, overr frree peanuts, overr half a pint

(I will be cold and lonely beforre firrst light)

Prrostitutes orrnament the high street I walk
If I had small change, I guess I could stop and talk
Herre we have only high-class girrls
(Fake leatherr, fake watches, fake tan and fake pearrls)
A Pimp who packs punches and a small pocket-knife
Stand between luscious Lola and the end of herr life

(Hide the evidence from the kids and the wife)

Well my Dorra took the kids the carr and the cat,
By the doorr a lipstick-stained shirrt on the mat
Just a computerr, some fags and a bottle of gin
No loverr, no children now, to welcome me in
Type www dot xltrronic dot com, sit back and rrelax
Maybe put on a song.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-23 12:13 [#00567746]
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do they kill cats?

im gonna come over there and kill em in person

i cant stand cat violence



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-02-23 12:23 [#00567757]
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Niiiice. More!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 12:26 [#00567760]
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a cat 2 doorrs down was kicked in the head and blinded. i
love cat's.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 12:35 [#00567770]
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your double rr's suit you alot better since you've got the
Tom Waits avatar ;-) I can actually imagine him mumbling
like that.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-23 12:47 [#00567778]
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me too...

whenever i hear stories of cat abuse i want to kick
something


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 12:49 [#00567779]
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my cat died last week :-(
Not of abuse or anything, just old age, but still. I loved
him so much. All cats are wonderful creatures.

I cannot imagine how anyone could ever kick one of them :-/
That's just sick.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 12:54 [#00567786]
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it's rreally rreally sad when cat's die. i lost one of my
cats quite a while back now and it was like losing a
brrotherr. people can't underrstand how imporrtant they
arre.
the cat that died, Jojo, only had 1 eye, he lost it in a hit
and rrun. he was in cat hospital forr months


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-02-23 12:57 [#00567792]
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sorry


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 12:57 [#00567793]
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" it was like losing a brrotherr."

exactly :-(

luckily with our cat it all went pretty quick... he was sick
for one week, and then it was all over. Months in an
animal-hospital sound like hell :-s


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 13:00 [#00567799]
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we thought he was a gonna, shatterred jaw, brroken and
knocked out teeth, wounds and brroken bones. but he made it.

his jaw would lock thou afterr that point if he yawned to
open mouthed, and he had to have his food blended, and nearr
the end of his life he had to have sterroids to keep him
going.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 13:03 [#00567801]
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oh and btw carrl, i like the xltrronic rreferrence that you
went out of yourr way to include. lol i jest, i jest.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 13:05 [#00567804]
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"shatterred jaw, brroken and knocked out teeth, wounds
and brroken bones
"

jesus... :-/

i thought you meant he stayed in that hospital for months
and then died in there.

Well now i'm glad to hear he atleast survived that accident
and continued to have a happy life after that.

I want a new cat so badly :-o
But we're moving in approx. 6 months, and my mom wants to
wait until we're in the new house before we get another cat.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-23 13:06 [#00567805]
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thats so sad

i hope i aint gonna see my cats die like that...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-23 13:07 [#00567806]
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thats good advice frrom herr.


 


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