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offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 07:45 [#00567355]
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Has the all mighty creator bestowed upon you the sacred
privilege of playing the wonderful instrument so admirably
named the kazoo. If not I implore you to run to your nearest
respectable musical instrument dealer and purchase this most
magnificent innovation of mankind.

Behold the kazoo in all its glory!


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-02-23 07:49 [#00567362]
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so it's a flute......


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-23 07:51 [#00567363]
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no no no my friend.. this is not a mere flute..

the kazoo is so much more.

I love 'em. :)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-23 07:52 [#00567364]
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ROFLMAO


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 07:52 [#00567365]
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my brother had one kazoo in white and blue plastic. i wonder
where it is now.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 07:54 [#00567368]
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How dare you befoul the holy name of the kazoo by equating
it to a mere flute. You will surely burn in the fires of
hell for that remark.


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 07:55 [#00567369]
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if i ever become a music maker, i will make a track with a
kazoo. i want also to sample a mixer, and the noise of
trains noisily arriving at the station. i have lots of track
title ideas.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-23 07:55 [#00567370]
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we should team up and do concerts, Dolleater.

any faves?

I'd like to do "Ring of fire" and "I've got you under my
skin".


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-23 07:56 [#00567371]
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Yo yo yo yo yo I'm down with the 'zoo


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 07:57 [#00567373]
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*takes a long inspiration*
*blows as noisily as possible into the kazoo*

[INSERT BIG KAZOO NOISE HERE] how would you describe a kazoo
noise with onomatopoeias?

oh... yeah... "KAZOOOOOOOOO"!?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-23 07:59 [#00567379]
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especially the ZOOOOOOOOOO part.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 08:00 [#00567380]
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thats some musical taste thats damn worthy of my esteem. Do
you think we could get a western/pirate chantey fusion
going?


 

offline blrr from the block on 2003-02-23 08:02 [#00567384]
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'Jurassic 5 - Concrete Schoolyard'
theres some nice Kazoo stuff on this track.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-23 08:02 [#00567385]
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it might JUST work..!! YES!!!

pure GENIUS!


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 08:06 [#00567388]
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if i remember there is some kazoo in 'Flower Punk' by Zappa
& The Mothers..... not sure but i think.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 08:13 [#00567396]
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I love this instrument :')


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-02-23 08:30 [#00567428]
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Bogdan has used the Kazoo in some of his tracks, am i wrong?


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 08:32 [#00567434]
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Man youre really scrapping the bottom of the barrel now.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-02-23 08:34 [#00567436]
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lol


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 08:38 [#00567442]
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a band made entirely out of kazooists and melodica
players....... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe one guy keeping the rhythm on the spoons.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 09:35 [#00567539]
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wheres the guy drumming a pot? You have to have a guy
druming a pot, or blowing a jug even.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:42 [#00567552]
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he's cooking our dinner


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 11:31 [#00567684]
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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-23 11:32 [#00567685]
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um..

?


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-23 11:32 [#00567686]
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hmm...


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 11:36 [#00567692]
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DON'T SHOOT!! *hands up!*


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-23 11:46 [#00567703]
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make your own 'blue peter' style with only an old comb and a
piece of tracing paper over the top! simple!


 

offline leccy hippy from the valley of the wind on 2003-02-23 12:18 [#00567753]
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I was listening to WFMU on t'internet the other day and
enjoyed a 2 hour kazoo fest which was broadcast in honour of
national kazoo day.

clicky here for the playlist and it's archived as a
realplayer file thingy.


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 13:19 [#00567835]
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oh my god this topic is getting into the high depths of
criminokazooboardology!!! hands up and down, do the kazoo
and dream your death as a X-year-old musician!!


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 13:21 [#00567841]
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*screams*
*falls to the floor*
*convlusions*


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-23 13:22 [#00567844]
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i'm prefectly alrigrht.... i'm fine;..... see i can play
kazzooo... i'm alreight....§te ehe eheeee


 

offline dmise from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-23 23:44 [#00568518]
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I did have one years back. Beck uses one in a couple of
tracks.


 


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