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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 00:45 [#00036468] | |||||||||
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:46 [#00036469] | |||||||||
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Whats your name? |
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Jon from e on 2001-09-26 00:46 [#00036470] | |||||||||
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It's J-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:47 [#00036471] | |||||||||
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Forget who you used to be! You are Guido Bin Laden ValDez III!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:48 [#00036472] | |||||||||
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But its-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:48 [#00036473] | |||||||||
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You are a political Refugee from Afganistan!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:49 [#00036474] | |||||||||
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No, I'm from Med-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:49 [#00036475] | |||||||||
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WHAT DID I SAY?!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036477] | |||||||||
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You said I am from-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036479] | |||||||||
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I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036480] | |||||||||
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But you sa-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:51 [#00036482] | |||||||||
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Anything I said does not matter any more! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:52 [#00036483] | |||||||||
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Well no... yes........not really... |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:53 [#00036484] | |||||||||
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Anything you though was real, isn't! As a matter a fact, this conversation is not REAL! It is all a CONSPIRACY by the governmenr! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:53 [#00036486] | |||||||||
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What conspiracy--? |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:54 [#00036487] | |||||||||
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Everything that happens to you is a big act by the GOVERNMENT! Every thing you do is RECORDED! They are collecting information on YOU!!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:55 [#00036488] | |||||||||
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What......why? |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:56 [#00036490] | |||||||||
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When was the last time you were anal probed? 2.. maybe 3 WEEKS ago? IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:56 [#00036491] | |||||||||
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I was never-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:57 [#00036493] | |||||||||
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They WILL probe YOU more often and often! Do you know WHY they ANAL PROBE you?!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:58 [#00036496] | |||||||||
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Who...But, I never-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:59 [#00036498] | |||||||||
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They probed you to put in SOPHISTICATED CHIPS that track you EVERY MOVE! Do you know WHY they track your every move?!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 00:59 [#00036499] | |||||||||
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I've never been--!! |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:00 [#00036502] | |||||||||
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They track you every move to see what your FAVORITE BRAND OF SOFT DRINK IS!!!!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:00 [#00036503] | |||||||||
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What--? |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:01 [#00036504] | |||||||||
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What do you like better: COCA-COLA OR PEPSI COLA?!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:01 [#00036506] | |||||||||
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Coke, I gues-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:02 [#00036507] | |||||||||
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MY GOD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!!!!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:02 [#00036508] | |||||||||
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Well, no... |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:04 [#00036510] | |||||||||
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You are A WALKING ZOMBIE bent on EATING CHILDREN AT THE AIRPORT!!!! It is all a matter of time! You may think you are normal now, but wait... YOU WILL BE ONE OF THEM!!!! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:04 [#00036511] | |||||||||
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......What? |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:05 [#00036512] | |||||||||
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Son, I am afraid I am going to have to kill you! BE STRONG!!! It will only hurt for a second! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:06 [#00036513] | |||||||||
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Why do you-- |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:07 [#00036514] | |||||||||
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There's no use fighting it son. It's for the good of the country! Now just take off your pants and it will all be over....... |
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John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:08 [#00036515] | |||||||||
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON!!!! HE'S SIX YEARS OLD!!! GET AWAY YOU WORTHLESS BUM!!!!!! |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:08 [#00036516] | |||||||||
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Maam, your son is a part of a CONSPIRACY! I have to--! |
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John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:09 [#00036517] | |||||||||
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GET OUT OF MY BACK YARD!!! BUM!!!!!! |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:09 [#00036518] | |||||||||
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But-- Can't I just sleep here?! |
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John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:10 [#00036519] | |||||||||
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OUT!!!OUT!!! STUPID BUM!!!! |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:10 [#00036520] | |||||||||
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John's mother kicks Bob in the ribs. |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:11 [#00036521] | |||||||||
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Just for one night! Promise to be good! |
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John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:12 [#00036523] | |||||||||
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GET OUT!!! STOP EATING MY GARBAGE, BUM!!! |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:12 [#00036524] | |||||||||
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Can I sleep in the corner? PLEASE??!! |
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John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036525] | |||||||||
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GET OUT OF MY BACK YARD!!!!! |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036526] | |||||||||
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End of Scene 1 |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036527] | |||||||||
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Scene 2 |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:14 [#00036529] | |||||||||
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You mom was pretty mad! |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:14 [#00036530] | |||||||||
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Yeah. I like cookies. |
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Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:15 [#00036531] | |||||||||
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Got any spare change? |
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John from e on 2001-09-26 01:15 [#00036533] | |||||||||
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I got a truck. It goes VROOM! VROOM!! |
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