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Bob And John, The Hyper-Interactive Relationship in the 21st Century
 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:16 [#00036534]



I had a real truck. Way back in the day. It was a big Ford.
It was nicer than that toy you got there!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:17 [#00036535]



My trucks nicer!!


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:17 [#00036536]



You never saw MY truck! How do you know it's nicer?!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:18 [#00036537]



My truck's yellow.


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:18 [#00036538]



YEAH?? YOU THINK YOUR TRUCK IS SO NICE, HUH?!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:19 [#00036540]



Yeah.


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:19 [#00036541]



GIVE ME THE TRUCK!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:20 [#00036543]



Bob and John struggle for the truck.


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:20 [#00036544]



My truck!


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:20 [#00036545]



GIVE ME THE TRUCK!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU NICE!!!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:21 [#00036546]



Bob gets the toy truck and smashes it.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:21 [#00036547]



John starts to cry.


 

John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:22 [#00036549]



LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!!! OUTTA MY YARD BUM!!!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:22 [#00036550]



Johns mother kicks Bob really hard in the ribs.


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:23 [#00036551]



YOUR TRUCK'S NOT SO NICE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:23 [#00036552]



Bob runs away.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:23 [#00036553]



End of Scene 2.
End of Play.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:24 [#00036554]



All contends of the preceding threads are Copyright 2001
Mofo Bob (AKA Anal Anarchy!)


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:26 [#00036555]



Now lets all sit in a circle and discuss what is learnt from
this play.

I learned that heroine ruins families and makes abuse your
co-workers.
What did YOU learn?


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-26 05:24 [#00036671]



Ha ha ha ha ha! You seem to have been locked in the
basement... like they did to me. I learnt it's ok to be gay
like my new role models, bob and john. You kind of acquire a
taste for your own kind when your only friend is the
reflection in the basement mirror...


 

Spider Man on 2001-09-26 05:47 [#00036676]



INT. SPIDERMAN

-SPIDERMAN walks to side, looks up.

SPIDERMAN: Hey.

-EVERYONE looks at SPIDERMAN. SPIDERMAN glares back.
EVERYONE glares at SPIDERMAN. SPIDERMAN spitts a poisonous
acid in EVERYONE'S faces, EVERYONE dies.

RAPID FADE

CREDITS ROLL



 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 01:01 [#00037032]



you know what, m? i dont have a mirror so u have no
friends... other than this mexican dwarve wearing a viking
helmet passed out in a puddle of his own vomit.


 

Richard D. James on 2001-09-27 01:06 [#00037034]



I've always hated M. I think everyone does.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 01:11 [#00037038]



i think m is hilarious! m gives this board some much needed
inanity,


 

DJ Frank Stallone on 2001-09-27 01:20 [#00037042]



Inanity is inane, and inane means lacking the qualities
requisite for spiritedness and originality - so you're
saying M is bland, banal, and vapid? Ha, this Apple
thesaurus is marvelous, miracle, wonder, sensation.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 01:21 [#00037043]



my bad. i has a bad vocabulary, years of drug use makes
everything so confusing. ow my head hurts... ears smoking...


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 04:39 [#00037069]



I hate M too. I think we should assasinate him.


 

Antonio Banderas on 2001-09-27 04:45 [#00037071]



Yves, vee shard arsasssssarnart dis, arh, dis Mmmm voo spark
off.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 04:51 [#00037072]



Who's M? What were we talking about? Oh yeah, candy corn.


 

Richard D. James on 2001-09-27 05:17 [#00037073]



Jesus, hot damn. M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M, you are an
idiot, "Who is M?" Jiggity huh, M, you know, Michael J. Fox.
M=Michael J. Fox. You've blown us to kabooki now, hotigy
dang.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 05:24 [#00037074]



I think you should try using smaller words when you write or
talk because it would be easier for a person of your
intellectual capacity to shape them into meaningful
sentences. I'm sorry, you made some wicked music, I think
you're a genius. A strange genius who's focused all his
mental consciousness on one thing in life (music).


 

Richard D. James on 2001-09-27 05:35 [#00037075]



Ding dang wingy, there's no time, hoobla, M, tell us, tell
us how deaf Mozart was, hoobla-hiny-chou. How deaf was he,
M? Hoobla-chou, ally. Chang, tell us, M, tell us how deaf
Mozart was, chungy-chingy, enlighten us with your wisdom.
Ha, ha, wong-wong-sing-sung.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 05:48 [#00037077]



You're lame attempt to get on my nerves is cute. I'm
permanently branded as an idiot in the opinion of some
person who pretends to be Richard D. James because I did a
little mix up in a fact of history. Many many actions have
happened in time, I admit that I don't know quite a bit
about my species actions, politics, government, names of
important people, because I hate it so much and havn't
bothered to learn much about it. I had the essential facts
down, some music composer in the past regarded as genius by
many was deaf, does the name really matter? If you just go
about memorizing dates and names you don't really learn
anything with substance.


 

Richard D. James on 2001-09-27 05:56 [#00037082]



Tell us, houdy-dung, tell us how deaf Mozart is, we require
your, wung-chow, magical wisdom, you're sooooooooo smart,
chuinky-chung-gook-magic, you're the smartesters, so very,
very smart. Tell us how deaf Mozart is. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Magical chungy.


 

Richard D. James on 2001-09-27 05:58 [#00037083]



Inform me on intelligence, wing-chow, I don't really want to
know, chinky, I'm just playin' with you. Carry on,
gooky-head, type inane comments, chou-wung.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 06:13 [#00037086]



I probably am pretty smart, just in abnormal ways. I think
I'm psychic... or I have the "force" or something. My brain
has evolved weird and I mostly see things in terms of
visuals and pictures, I have a strange imagination I'm
guessing due to a mixture of too much nintendo, not getting
enough water during growing up and being forced to think
about things to keep my brain, entertained having no friends
to interact with. I recently discovered the tool of language
and have read quite a few books, but due to the nature of my
odd brain, I interpret it as visuals and store it this way
in my liver. Everything makes sense, but visually in a way
unexpressable in words. There's different opinions on the
definition of intelligence. Simply being able to succeed in
one's environment is one I suppose. I don't care if I meet
anyone's definition. When I die, which will be soon, it'll
all be erased anyways. Acquired characteristics, unpassable
to future offspring, which brings up an interesting point
about how while technology is rising higher and higher, the
new generations of humans still start out with a blank
slate, each in a more and more alien environment to the one
they're genetically accustomed to... hunting wooly babboons
in the jungles of Zon with spears and stuff.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 06:27 [#00037092]



Please tell me how you generally went about creating the 2nd
song off the RDJ album. Did you have fractals (scaling
symmetry) in MIND for the drum pattern or did your crazy
hallucinating brain just make them that way because they
sounded good. I think I know how you laid out the melody. It
sounds complex on first glance, but I think you just paid
attention to small bits/chunks at one time and pasted those
fairly randomly but in ways that sound good, then chose a
new chunk and pasted that (repeat). The album is genius in
my opinion.


 

boolean on 2001-09-27 06:31 [#00037094]



spears are technology too.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 06:36 [#00037097]



True, anything crafted like an art. But it is possible that
humans would be genetically evolved to exist in a world with
simple technology. That's merely an augmented phenotype.
It's possible the actual genes take this into account (the
ones who know how to use tools are more fit to survive by
natural selection) But taking these same primitive genotypes
and giving birth to them in the stranger than fiction of
today is quite a different story.


 

boolean on 2001-09-27 06:43 [#00037100]



i honestly don't have a problem considering the advanced
(smirk) technology of today as an augmented phenotype.
after all, what we lack in the genotype (i.e. myopia) we
make up for in the "artificial" (which i actually consider
to be natural) phenotype (i.e. glasses).


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-27 06:54 [#00037102]



Yeah, I suppose I agree. It depends on how you define
nature. In one definition I read it is anything not man
made. I thought that was a pretty good one and mostly stuck
to that. It has a sort of evil man vs. nature feel that I
like. If you define it more openly, probably everything can
be considered nature. I like how the book is an augmentation
of the mind. The enormous information stored in our culture
in the form of writing is growing and already filled with so
much unbelievable stuff. No single person could take it all
in, which is why we've divided (in schools and jobs) people
into specific specialties. I hate the whole concept of
school and I try to take in anything that interests me
instead of focusing on one specialty, be a generalist or you
will have a limited understanding and view (but still a
weird and interesting one based on your expertise field).

i honestly don't have a problem considering the advanced
(smirk) technology of today as an augmented phenotype. after
all, what we lack in the genotype (i.e. myopia) we make up
for in the "artificial" (which i actually consider to be
natural) phenotype (i.e. glasses).


 

fOrTkNoX from MUSIC IS SALVATION... on 2001-09-27 08:41 [#00037110]



...does anyone really read what that dude writes?


 

Mm...MMmW...((mmMmm))...WmMM...mM on 2001-09-27 16:22 [#00037194]



Boolean responded in a way that made sense with what I
originally wrote, therefore I would have to assume that he
read it in order to respond. If you're unable to understand,
you can participate in "i like to eat poop" and "butter vs.
salad" posts instead.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 23:07 [#00037304]



m, i am going to marry you so i can take advantage of you on
a regular basis. i hear you are tight.


 

Mr Chow Wung on 2001-09-27 23:14 [#00037318]



Harlo, me name is Mmmm...m, me say Mozart is deaf, Mozart is
deaf.... I say. Ha, ha, ha, ha.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 23:19 [#00037324]



mozart is deaf, and dead too. i used to be dead, but then i
didnt deaf mozart not so dead or deaf when i am deaf but not
dead or deaf like mozart used to be dead or was he deaf like
you are dead and dead and dead but not deaf like mozart
whose is DEAD!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 23:20 [#00037327]



yes


 

Charles Manson on 2001-09-27 23:25 [#00037331]



You sir, are a dick.


 

Julian Caesar Casablancas on 2001-09-27 23:32 [#00037335]



Amadeus, Amadeus! Amadeus! Amadeus, Amadeus! Amadeus!
Amadeus, Amadeus! Oh, oh, oh, Amadeus! Come on rock me,
Amadeus.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-27 23:56 [#00037363]



Chuck Manson! you ate my eyes and beat my wife with a rake!
i demand an apology!


 


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