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Bob And John, The Hyper-Interactive Relationship in the 21st Century
 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 00:45 [#00036468]



Scene1


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:46 [#00036469]



Whats your name?


 

Jon from e on 2001-09-26 00:46 [#00036470]



It's J--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:47 [#00036471]



Forget who you used to be! You are Guido Bin Laden ValDez
III!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:48 [#00036472]



But its--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:48 [#00036473]



You are a political Refugee from Afganistan!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:49 [#00036474]



No, I'm from Med--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:49 [#00036475]



WHAT DID I SAY?!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036477]



You said I am from--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036479]



I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036480]



But you sa--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:51 [#00036482]



Anything I said does not matter any more! DO YOU
UNDERSTAND?!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:52 [#00036483]



Well no... yes........not really...


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:53 [#00036484]



Anything you though was real, isn't! As a matter a fact,
this conversation is not REAL! It is all a CONSPIRACY by the
governmenr!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:53 [#00036486]



What conspiracy--?


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:54 [#00036487]



Everything that happens to you is a big act by the
GOVERNMENT! Every thing you do is RECORDED! They are
collecting information on YOU!!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:55 [#00036488]



What......why?


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:56 [#00036490]



When was the last time you were anal probed? 2.. maybe 3
WEEKS ago? IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:56 [#00036491]



I was never--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:57 [#00036493]



They WILL probe YOU more often and often! Do you know WHY
they ANAL PROBE you?!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:58 [#00036496]



Who...But, I never--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 00:59 [#00036498]



They probed you to put in SOPHISTICATED CHIPS that track
you EVERY MOVE! Do you know WHY they track your every
move?!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 00:59 [#00036499]



I've never been--!!


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:00 [#00036502]



They track you every move to see what your FAVORITE BRAND OF
SOFT DRINK IS!!!!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:00 [#00036503]



What--?


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:01 [#00036504]



What do you like better: COCA-COLA OR PEPSI COLA?!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:01 [#00036506]



Coke, I gues--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:02 [#00036507]



MY GOD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!!!!!!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:02 [#00036508]



Well, no...


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:04 [#00036510]



You are A WALKING ZOMBIE bent on EATING CHILDREN AT THE
AIRPORT!!!! It is all a matter of time! You may think you
are normal now, but wait... YOU WILL BE ONE OF THEM!!!!



 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:04 [#00036511]



......What?


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:05 [#00036512]



Son, I am afraid I am going to have to kill you! BE
STRONG!!! It will only hurt for a second!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:06 [#00036513]



Why do you--


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:07 [#00036514]



There's no use fighting it son. It's for the good of the
country! Now just take off your pants and it will all be
over.......


 

John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:08 [#00036515]



WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON!!!! HE'S SIX YEARS OLD!!! GET
AWAY YOU WORTHLESS BUM!!!!!!


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:08 [#00036516]



Maam, your son is a part of a CONSPIRACY! I have to--!


 

John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:09 [#00036517]



GET OUT OF MY BACK YARD!!! BUM!!!!!!


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:09 [#00036518]



But-- Can't I just sleep here?!


 

John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:10 [#00036519]



OUT!!!OUT!!! STUPID BUM!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:10 [#00036520]



John's mother kicks Bob in the ribs.


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:11 [#00036521]



Just for one night! Promise to be good!


 

John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:12 [#00036523]



GET OUT!!! STOP EATING MY GARBAGE, BUM!!!


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:12 [#00036524]



Can I sleep in the corner? PLEASE??!!


 

John's Mother from e on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036525]



GET OUT OF MY BACK YARD!!!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036526]



End of Scene 1


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036527]



Scene 2


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:14 [#00036529]



You mom was pretty mad!


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:14 [#00036530]



Yeah. I like cookies.


 

Bob from e on 2001-09-26 01:15 [#00036531]



Got any spare change?


 

John from e on 2001-09-26 01:15 [#00036533]



I got a truck. It goes VROOM! VROOM!!


 


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