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Mutant Death Pengwin
from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 00:45 [#00036468]
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Scene1
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:46 [#00036469]
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Whats your name?
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Jon
from e on 2001-09-26 00:46 [#00036470]
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It's J--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:47 [#00036471]
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Forget who you used to be! You are Guido Bin Laden ValDez III!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:48 [#00036472]
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But its--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:48 [#00036473]
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You are a political Refugee from Afganistan!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:49 [#00036474]
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No, I'm from Med--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:49 [#00036475]
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WHAT DID I SAY?!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036477]
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You said I am from--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036479]
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I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:50 [#00036480]
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But you sa--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:51 [#00036482]
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Anything I said does not matter any more! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:52 [#00036483]
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Well no... yes........not really...
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:53 [#00036484]
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Anything you though was real, isn't! As a matter a fact, this conversation is not REAL! It is all a CONSPIRACY by the governmenr!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:53 [#00036486]
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What conspiracy--?
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:54 [#00036487]
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Everything that happens to you is a big act by the GOVERNMENT! Every thing you do is RECORDED! They are collecting information on YOU!!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:55 [#00036488]
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What......why?
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:56 [#00036490]
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When was the last time you were anal probed? 2.. maybe 3 WEEKS ago? IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:56 [#00036491]
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I was never--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:57 [#00036493]
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They WILL probe YOU more often and often! Do you know WHY they ANAL PROBE you?!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:58 [#00036496]
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Who...But, I never--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 00:59 [#00036498]
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They probed you to put in SOPHISTICATED CHIPS that track you EVERY MOVE! Do you know WHY they track your every move?!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 00:59 [#00036499]
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I've never been--!!
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:00 [#00036502]
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They track you every move to see what your FAVORITE BRAND OF SOFT DRINK IS!!!!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:00 [#00036503]
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What--?
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:01 [#00036504]
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What do you like better: COCA-COLA OR PEPSI COLA?!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:01 [#00036506]
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Coke, I gues--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:02 [#00036507]
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MY GOD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!!!!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:02 [#00036508]
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Well, no...
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:04 [#00036510]
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You are A WALKING ZOMBIE bent on EATING CHILDREN AT THE AIRPORT!!!! It is all a matter of time! You may think you are normal now, but wait... YOU WILL BE ONE OF THEM!!!!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:04 [#00036511]
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......What?
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:05 [#00036512]
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Son, I am afraid I am going to have to kill you! BE STRONG!!! It will only hurt for a second!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:06 [#00036513]
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Why do you--
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:07 [#00036514]
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There's no use fighting it son. It's for the good of the country! Now just take off your pants and it will all be over.......
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John's Mother
from e on 2001-09-26 01:08 [#00036515]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON!!!! HE'S SIX YEARS OLD!!! GET AWAY YOU WORTHLESS BUM!!!!!!
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:08 [#00036516]
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Maam, your son is a part of a CONSPIRACY! I have to--!
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John's Mother
from e on 2001-09-26 01:09 [#00036517]
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GET OUT OF MY BACK YARD!!! BUM!!!!!!
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:09 [#00036518]
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But-- Can't I just sleep here?!
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John's Mother
from e on 2001-09-26 01:10 [#00036519]
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OUT!!!OUT!!! STUPID BUM!!!!
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Mutant Death Pengwin
from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:10 [#00036520]
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John's mother kicks Bob in the ribs.
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:11 [#00036521]
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Just for one night! Promise to be good!
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John's Mother
from e on 2001-09-26 01:12 [#00036523]
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GET OUT!!! STOP EATING MY GARBAGE, BUM!!!
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:12 [#00036524]
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Can I sleep in the corner? PLEASE??!!
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John's Mother
from e on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036525]
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GET OUT OF MY BACK YARD!!!!!
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Mutant Death Pengwin
from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036526]
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End of Scene 1
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Mutant Death Pengwin
from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 01:13 [#00036527]
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Scene 2
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:14 [#00036529]
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You mom was pretty mad!
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:14 [#00036530]
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Yeah. I like cookies.
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Bob
from e on 2001-09-26 01:15 [#00036531]
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Got any spare change?
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John
from e on 2001-09-26 01:15 [#00036533]
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I got a truck. It goes VROOM! VROOM!!
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