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Anyone like that band? Besides that, what are some painless ways to go about commiting suicide? Don't worry, I'm not going to do it.. yet. But just in case, I'd like to know what my options are. I've heard some hospital in Sweden will give you a lethal dose of barbiturates, but I'm not sure if they would give it to you if you didn't have some terminal illness or something. |
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the band arre good. i'd just sit in a carr with the exhaust hooked upto a tube leading into the carr. |
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jump in front of a train |
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marlowe: I think the impact of a train will cause excruciating pain. Though it would only last a minute. Still, I'm looking for painless here. |
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That's so selfish. A lot of traindrivers have to quit after people do that. If you're going to top yourself at least have the decency to do it in a way that doesn't affect people who don't know you. |
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PAH! If you're gonna top yourself, at least traumatise as many people as you can. Being smashed by a train wouldn't be painful I imagine, since you'll be a thousand different pieces in a millisecond. |
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Steve, the instant you get hit by a train you are literally knocked to bits. I don't think you have time to feel any pain at all... |
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i was watching "RRail Police" (i know i'm sad (not surre its called that)) and this guy thrrew himself underr one and they do rrecon ya dead in an instant, but you split into bits and parrts of you arre scatterred on the line, and when the trrain comes to a stop chunks of you have to be put into a body bag, and they put bits of sand on the small bits of flesh and muscle along the line. |
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i like the bands music (and life) |
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what would you do before suicide |
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aparently, drowning is meant to be a euphoric way to day, something to do with certain chemical released into the brain during drowning Wouldn't like to try it though =os |
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That's where I got the idea from AP :) |
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i heard if you ate a full nutmeg you'd die... but i'm not sure it is right and it probably isn't "painless" (must be very strong in the mouth)... totally painless, i don't know if it exists. sleeping pills? |
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Too risky--isn't that the chosen method of people who don't really want to die but need to crrryyyy out for help? |
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Facts: NUTMEG (Myristica fragrans) Description: Nutmeg originated in Indonesia. It is a woody seed with a special covering called mace. Both the seed and the covering are used as spices for flavoring sweet dishes like cookies and eggnog. Fact: Ancient East Indian medical books call nutmeg the "narcotic fruit" because it induces sleep and relieves pain. In colonial times in North America, nutmeg oil was put on decayed teeth to relieve pain. POISON NOTES: Nutmeg is safe in very small amounts, but eating 1 to 6 tablespoons at on sitting can make you ill. Symptoms: Eating nutmeg causes headache, dizziness, nausea and aching muscles. |
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pOgO > maybe... but at first it must hurt and get you panicked a lot too... oh, and men ejaculate when they're hung. (which doesn't necessarily mean they actually enjoy it but who knows... i heard a story about a man who was about to die being hung but has been released, and said it felt like being high on opium) |
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Suicide always sounded a bit gay to me. |
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Don't hung people shit themselves too--with the relaxing of the muscles? |
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There must be at least a millesecond of pain when the train hits you. I imagine you feel that train crushing your skull or whatever. I could be wrong, but it's not like we can resurrect someone who knows for sure to ask him. NO TRAINS. But thanks for the suggestion I guess. I'm thinking quiet, peaceful. Like going to sleep, only forever instead of just the night. With a large enough dose, are there any over the counter medications that will do it? |
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my mum was once telling me about how a guy tried to commit suicide by jumping off a builiding, but instead of landing on his head he landed on his feet and his femur bones were pushed up to his shoulders, and he was still alive. UZIM: I love your avatar. what is it off? |
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marlowe > you have to be in a very isolated place i guess... but it can work if you are, someone in my family (one uncle of mine) committed suicide by taking pills. |
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I remember reading about a man who tried to kill himself by jumping out of the Empire State Building--but the wind blew him onto the landing a few floors down and he lived. |
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marlowe > lol! haven't heard about that but maybe if they needed to take a shit when they were hung... would make them lose all their dignity... excaliborg > 3x3 eyes, manga by yuzo takada :) i found the pic ... |
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I used to have a pic .txt file of hundreds of suicide methods, rated by difficulty, pain, creativity, effectiveness, etc... I lost it but I'm trying to find it again. |
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BIG .txt file, I meant. And there was tons of info on drugs and stuff, very helpful. |
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I'll have that when you find it--email it me if you would :) and email your postal address too. |
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if you eat parracetemols and drrink alcohol yourr stomach can explode while you arre alive and you die slowely and in agony. |
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i'll have one to |
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Ophecks > interesting... do you think it is reliable information? |
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I found something resembling it, but I don't know if it's the right one... click And I'll e-mail you in a little bit, Grand Mastes Sexay. I knew I forgot something. |
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Excerpt: JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS * Time: Seconds (or hours if unlucky) * Available: Anywhere near a HIGH-SPEED railway line * Certainty: Depends on your timing & speed of train. Go for decapitation * Notes: Probably better to put your neck on the line, since a glancing blow would probably break your spine (& cripple you). High speed trains need a kilometer to stop, so find a blind corner. |
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or be cool and do it a station in front of lots of people. |
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wow that is a crazy read there.... |
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just build a (pipe) bomb (i mean a BIG one here) and detonate it in front of your head not that im suicidal, but if i've gotta go, id rather die in an explosion of a fire |
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ENLIST (silly) * Time: Jan 15 '91 or other conflict * Available: Just pop down to the local army office & sign on as a squaddie * Certainty: Be a "hero". Life expectancy in a battle is 20 minutes * Notes: I don't think this is an entirely serious suggestion, particularly since only 10% ever see the front line, and only a few of those ever see combat. * Calle: You could always get employed as a mercenary. That way you'll at least see combat, improving your chances to die vastly. Still, a silly method. lol |
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PENCILS UP YOUR NOSE, BANG DOWN ONTO TABLE (urban legend?) * Time: Seconds or never * Available: All you need is a couple of sharp pencils and a table * Certainty: Very uncertain * Notes: This is a myth, I think, since the pencils would go into your frontal lobes, which are basically optional. This is the legendary "exam suicide". Fine if you want a DIY frontal- lobotomy rather than death! * Calle: This is an urban legend, see the alt.folklore.urban FAQ for more details. SUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT (silly) * Time: Minutes * Available: You'd need a Puma (TM) robot, & some other bits * Certainty: certain, given proper programming * Notes: You would need an industrial robot to do this properly. Give it a saw attachment, a sucking tube attachment, and program it. Make a head restraint. When you are fixed securely into the restraint, start the robot's program. It will drill a hole in your head, and stick the tube into the hole. Program it to wiggle the tube back and forth so that it doesn't miss anything. This might work better if you put a stream of water into the hole as well, so that the sucking attachment doesn't just suck air all the time. Debugging the program could be amusing. re-lol! |
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Anyone who dies shits themselves to a greater or lesser extent because of the muscle relaxation. People who hang themselves also get erections. |
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I can think of a funny scenario involving hanging two gay men... |
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in ALL cases ? |
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''People who hang themselves also get erections.'' Haha... that would lighten the mood for whoever found you. |
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go up to a bouncer and call him a poof |
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Attempt what you see in Dirty Sanchez. :) |
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"Go hang yourself with a barbed wire" |
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best method to die: shoot yourself in the brain. other: you can make a bomb, start the time trigger, and eat MUCH sleeping pills. nice dreams ! i think this is fucking stupid. don't want to die wihout pain. come on ! you lived so long and now, without pain.... bum and your dead. i'd like to die, hm i don't know. harakiri would be cool, but i would be afraid i do it to fast, and had still a few days to live... |
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there are many many cases of not only erection while being hung, but ejaculation as well.. the best way to commit suicide is by taking too hot a shower. |
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rub butter on that worm |
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