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.Teapot. from bwisbane on 2001-09-21 20:01 [#00035249] | |||||||||
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Two ducks check into a hotel. It's a romantic weekend away for the pair of them, so everything has to be just right. Once they've checked into their room, however, they start to unpack and realise that there is a problem. The boy duck turns to the girl duck and admits that he has forgotten to pack any condoms. The girl duck is not happy. 'Never mind' the boy duck says with a flash of inspiration, 'I'll call down to reception.' The boy duck phones reception and asks the bellboy whether he can deliver some condoms to their room. 'No problem' says the bellboy. Times goes by, and presently there's a knock at the ducks' bedroom door. The boy duck opens the door and sees the bellboy standing outside holding a silver tray. On the silver tray is a packet of condoms. 'Here are the condoms you ordered,' the bellboy says to the boy duck 'Would you like me to stick them on your bill?' The boy duck looks the bellboy in the eye and says 'Do i look like some kind of pervert?' |
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Unabomber Type E on 2001-09-21 20:17 [#00035253] | |||||||||
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An Arctic explorer takes his faulty snowmobile to a mechanic. After a lengthy examination of the machine,the mechanic says, "Looks like you've blown a seal." Nonplussed, the explorer replies, "No, no, that's just frost on my moustache." |
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hehehe |
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Another duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck leaves. Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck, "I told you duck, I don't have any grapes and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!!" The duck looked startled and leaves. Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?" |
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But the purpose of a condom would be to prevent pregnancy. There would be no perverted satisfaction in placing one on one's bill. On the contrary, it would just be an annoying piece of rubber in the way preventing or diminishing satisfaction. On the other hand, it's nice to FINALLY have messages about ducks. |
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Another duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The end. Now that would be an awesome joke, simple, frank and confusing. |
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hahahaha!!! those funny ducks.... lol! |
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a man walks into a bar. duck. he narrowly avoids the iron bar. yes that was crap but it was better than wMw's joke :S |
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HAHA!! wMw's version was funny!!! |
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I know that one, but I heared it with a penguin and ice-cream lol |
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:^0 i think this was like... my first post ever here |
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Didn't that joke involve a seal and a car being repaired? |
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