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...such a big ? |
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Can I view this at work or is that a stupid question? |
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(serious) yes you can |
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hmm, yeah, thats a biggie |
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i mean, who do you think i am? pachi or something? i don't do dirty links :P |
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I take it that's a picture of a large cockerel? (I'm not checking in work, just in case) I used to keep chickens so my first reaction when someone says "cock" is that they're talking about poultry. |
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lol |
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That's pretty funny. I like that. I'm jealous of that man's cock. It's a monster! |
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my cock wakes me up every morning by shouting at the cockadoodledooing at the sun, like a werewolf. then he goes into the hen house and molests the hens, like a werewolf. then i chop off his head and he runs around undead, like a werewolf. |
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"a tip for poultry farmers...if you want your chickens to have that...chickeny taste, feed them chicken" hehehehh |
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My Rhode Island Red Chickens were the largest I've ever seen. They were spoilt little beggars though. Still, they laid the best eggs (so much bigger than even "extra large" shop eggs) and made good pets so it was worth it. |
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haha, alright there goes the joke everybody's talking about chicken already! :\ |
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actually i didnt even notice you had a link, i assumed you were talking about your own cock not shown and got confused.... |
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lol!!!!!! |
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again: i'm NOT pachi! :P :) man this is getting difficult.. |
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i never said you were pachi! |
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no but you assumed that i was talking about my own cock, so i assumed that you were assuming that i was pachi ('cause i don't do such things (of course)) :P :D ow man.. now pachi must be really mad :\ |
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i didnt know pachi was like that! i know less about him then i do about you! although your avatar does remind me of him.... |
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you're digging your own hole aint ya mate? lol |
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Pachi, do you have suck a big cock? Or are you just opschepping about it? |
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"suck a big cock"..? CALLING DR.FREUD!!! |
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whoops. I meant such. sorry *blush* (waar het hart vol van is...) |
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..did you just call me pachi? |
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I wouldn't dare call you pachi, pachi. |
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i love this board =) |
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i don't *runs away* |
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Another friday-afternoon at work eh? ;-) |
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haha yeah exactly :D from now on you can expect such a thread every friday (poor phobia, he has to delete all this crap again) |
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Well it is quite a funny picture, i must admit that :-p What's next? A woman with a large beaver? |
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heheh omg, is that surrounded being smutty? i don't think i've ever witnessed that during my time on this board! |
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(Jane climbs a ladder, frank stands underneath her and looks up) Frank Drebin: "Saayyy, nice beaver." Jane Spencer: "Thanks. I just had it stuffed." (jane hands frank a stuffed beaver from the shelf) |
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heheheheh lol what do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? sometimes you get an onion with big ears, but once in a while you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes ;) |
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lol :-p this is the dirty joke thread ;-) |
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heheh i'd put some more up, but honestly i'm not a dirty minded guy (no seriously!) ooh hold on, i've got one a leper hooked up with a prostitute, and did the business when he was going to leave, he paid her and said "keep the tip" hehehhe |
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this is the dirty joke thread ;-) hey!!! are you nuts?! making my thread a 'dirty jokes' one (hm..but then again..if everybody posts their dirty jokes here it'll easily become another 100+ thread for morton :D i thought you couldn't stand that surrounded :P) ..damn fridayafternoons.. |
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... damnit! you're right! :-p Now i'm contributing to your succes, grrrr Well that's it for me, i'm out of this thread! (the thread about my ears is going pretty good though ;-) I have a good feeling about that one! It's going to be longer than any thread you ever started morton ;-)) |
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lol@ear thread going pretty good :) |
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a truckdriver pulls into a brothel and is really wantin some. when he goes in he asks for a room but theres only one and the chick is really nasty but he takes it anyways he goes to the room meets the chick and starts doin his business. he stops after the first minute and tells her sumthin feels really rough. she says ok h/o and goes to the bath room. she comes back and they finish and afterwards he says after you went to the bathroom that was excellent...what did you do? she said 'pulled off the scabs' -i thought it was nasty when i heard it... |
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the thread about my ears is going pretty good though ;-) I have a good feeling about that one! It's going to be longer than any thread you ever started morton ;-) DAMN! i think i'll post something really offensive there so it'll be closed :) ..i'm such a bad person :P |
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hm only 'really' was supposed to be underlined (sp?) .. forgot to end it :\ anyway.. i'll think of somethin' for your 'my ears' thread surrounded!!! (i mean, what kind of thread is that anyway?! ;) it's very hard for me to see that your thread about your ears is more popular than my thread about the love of my life) GRRRRRRRR!!!! |
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what started out as a friendly family thread about mortons' big cock has sunk into filth and confusion.... |
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"DAMN! i think i'll post something really offensive there so it'll be closed :) ..i'm such a bad person :P" You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!! |
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Shit! Now i did it again! I must stop posting in this thread! |
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yeah, you know 'the jerkstore called...' .. .. they're running out of me :P |
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damnit! Me saying i shouldn't have done that was another post :-/ This has got to stop! |
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lol yeah ;-) You're their all-time best seller! |
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that is REALLY nasty, man |
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good good surrounded!! post some more post some more!! |
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(Reply to surrounded in the 'my ears' thread) The how do you explain that your thread about your big cock (48 points) has no less then 14 posts by you?! You cheating bastard! :-p That's different! and you cheat as well! Let's say one out of four posts then! That's reasonable ey? AND THE THREAD ISN'T ABOUT MY COCK!!! what do you think i am? some kind of 'pencil-seller' ??? |
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nice |
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