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offline TokyoJo from London now, not Tokyo anymore on 2003-02-06 01:06 [#00542849]
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firstly open the little tea room in Cornwall to offer
clotted cream teas to visiting pensioners... Could be
lucrative..

Then I would take about a dozen of my most kick ass
unreleased tracks and release them on three eps, each
limited to 50 signed and numbered copies, each one coming
with a free Richard D.James DNA sample...

Then I would sit back and watch the pandemonium on ebay and
on sites like this..

And I would laugh. Oh yes.

What would you do?


 

offline accela from Detroit (United States) on 2003-02-06 01:17 [#00542851]
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i would take a nice analogue bubblebath


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-06 02:17 [#00542874]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



i would go and have sex with that lady with dredlox


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-02-06 02:17 [#00542875]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



*blipp*blubb*blopp*blubb*


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 02:17 [#00542876]
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that's nannou :P


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-06 02:17 [#00542877]
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I would stick a small digital MIC in my breakfast cereal
bowl....and make a song of my eating sounds


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-06 02:39 [#00542889]
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you can do it yourself, no need to become RDJ... or you
can't afford a new mic?


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-06 02:40 [#00542890]
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of course :))___ __ __ _ _ _ _


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-06 02:40 [#00542892]
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I just think Richard could do a better job...LOL...He
probably even EATS tripped out cereal....



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-06 02:43 [#00542894]
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I would release an album full of deliberately shite tracks
to see if the people knew whether I was taking the piss or
not. It worked for Autechre.


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 02:44 [#00542895]
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could be possible, no ? :)


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 02:44 [#00542897]
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like picasso who pissed on his works and everybody payed
billions for it :)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-06 02:46 [#00542898]
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picasso is great!!


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 02:48 [#00542899]
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he was great, his earlier works were really nice, but then
he drived mad and arsed the peoples, it's interesting how
you can do shit with a big well known name ..


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-06 02:49 [#00542900]
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If I were richard.... I would.... I dont know... I am really
happy being myself, but in such case I would go on holydays
for a few years... (which is fairly what he´s been doing
since 1996)


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-06 02:50 [#00542901]
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arsed the people?


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-06 02:50 [#00542902]
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I dont wanna listen!!! I cant hear you!!
lalalalalalalala!!!lalalalalala!


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 02:51 [#00542904]
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yeah at the he just drawed a red circle and it was damn
valueable


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 02:52 [#00542907]
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at the end ....

nacmat: i like picasso too, i didn't say he's bad :)


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2003-02-06 03:17 [#00542930]
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Shave my head

and do music all the time and surprise my self off how good
music i make


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-06 03:22 [#00542936]
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If I where him I'd look in the mirror and give a slow sly
smirk to myself.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-02-06 04:15 [#00542979]
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what lady with dreadlocks? ooooo, dreadlocks on women turn
me on soo much. someone give me a link or something.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-06 04:54 [#00543034]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



i'd pretend to be dead for a year and then all of a sudden
return so everybody thinks YES NOW TUPAC WILL RETURN AS WELL
and release every bit of unreleased shit all at once and
make a fortune


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-06 05:00 [#00543043]
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For some reason that fills me with unspeakable dread :o.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-02-06 05:06 [#00543047]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



i would be quite proud


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-06 06:46 [#00543154]
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i would post here, and release more releases, too.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-06 06:50 [#00543156]
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I would become friends with pomme de terre.


 

offline avart from nomo' on 2003-02-06 07:21 [#00543194]
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I think Bill Hicks is absolutely right...

It seems you cant make great music forever and come up with
something different every time...


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-06 07:24 [#00543202]
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I would open up a site and put snippets and rarites up for
download (ala underworldlive.com)


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-06 15:21 [#00543880]
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I would release a decent amount of fucking music.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-02-06 15:55 [#00543919]
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u guys are sucking my cock


 


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