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Find below a genuine excuse that one of our staff members gave for not coming to work recently: "Yesterday my son's breath smelt of egg. Today I woke up and my breath smelt of egg, therefore I do not think I should come to work today." |
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hyeheheheh what the fuck? "my breath smells of egg"???? |
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"I won't be coming into work today as I have Scurvy" |
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Interesting... ;) |
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maybe the kid is dead by now and we are here doubting of the man |
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Sounds like a bad yoke... |
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"i won't be coming in today, i have projectile leprosy" |
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"and i've got a road cone stuck on my head....damn those weird parties" |
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It is not a joke danbrusca it is very true. It was tres ouefy |
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hehehehhe |
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i smoked a bong full of fruity loops |
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I've lost me lucky charms |
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My p*nis smells of apples. Shit, I was not supposed to type that, I was only supposed to think it. |
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git yasulf on tha clippa met |
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lol i bet the girls/boys (depending on which way you're inclined) love you! |
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i'm not coming to work today, because i'm currently dead. |
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i didn't come to work yesterday, because i unfortunately walked in a dog shit, so i had to get back home to clean my shoes. i didn't come to work yesterday, because i was too drunk to open the door. i did come to work yesterday, but you didn't see me because a wizard turned me invisible just for that day. |
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Isn’t the weather lovely, I feel so happy when it is sunny, so happy in fact I would actually say yes if a cat were to propose marriage to me. I would also hand over my wallet if being mugged by a giant biscuit. |
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I didn't come to work yesterday, because multiplying up the factors apart from L gives us the equation: N Â = Â L / 10,000; So you can see that the result depends critically on L. If we are conservative and give a lifetime of 100,000 years then we would expect perhaps 10 other civilisations to exist at the present time. Â But, optimistically, with a lifetime of 100,000,000 years, N could be 10,000. You can see that depending on how optimistic or pessimistic we are in estimating the probability that a technological civilisation will arise and similarly for its lifetime, our Galaxy could now contain many technological civilisations or, alternativly, we could be the only one. Â The key is really the lifetime of a civilisation once it has reached a stage when it could communicate with us. Â There is no reason not to believe that other such civilisations have arisen in the past and will do so in the future, but they have to exist now for any chance of contact with them. Â They also have to have both sufficient spare resources and the will to transmit a message for us to receive - it would be pointless if civilisations all made attempts to receive signals but none was prepared to transmit them! Â It does seem sensible, however, for those civilisations who, like us, have just acheived the ability to communicate across space to attempt to receive signals in the first instance. |
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the weather is oscillating... i wouldn't marry a cat, but definitely date one after my next reincarnation between 6am and 7am montuesday. but of course you wouldn't know it because meow doesn't mean anything to biscuits so you would get mugged anyway! |
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are these people getting fired for this shit or what? really, they should get tossed, that is absolutely crazy |
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i farted chunks |
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=oO ERIC !!! |
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Yesterday, I took a dump and it smelt so bad that I feared that I was going to get evicted. Therefore... |
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"I've gone senile" |
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