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Wow, thats all I can say. I had someone dish me a fresh plate of it today. I was on my way to go to the beach and do some surfing. So I pack up and get on the road and see this ass go 60 mph in my residential street. So I slow down my P.O.S (piece of shit) car and yell out to him to slow down. He then speeds up, does a u'y and pulls behind me in my car. Now from the start I new it was just a kid probubly 16 or so. But get this, he has the oddasity to get out of his car, and start playing the role of the though guy. Being about a foot taller then the boy I casually walk up to him and ask him why he was going 60 mph aronud the corner in a residential street where kids usually play around. He says "WTF!?!? YOU GOT A PROBLEM PUNK! HUH, YOU WANNA GO, LETS GO RIGHT HERE!", so I said, you almost crashed into the curb on the other lane.... dont drive like a dumbass. And seeing his girlfriend in the car getting embarassed and screaming at him to get in the car, I said, you know what, I eat needle dick meat heads like you for breakfast, Id rather not waste my time on a arrogant douche bag like yourself. He said "WHAT?!?! DOUCHE BAG!" and I said, yes, you pillow biter. And then drove off. He had this puzzled look on his face and then ran up to pounch my back window before he took off, it didnt break, and he probubly hurt his hand really bad. And then I went on my way. I thought this was funny beacause not only didnt the kid know I had pepperspray in my left jacket pocket at the time, but I also had my giant buck knife in my car. I would never Answer violence with violence, unless my life was in great danger and in serious life or death risk, and if I fought this kid, I would have really hurt him badly, yet he could not see that I was bigger and taller then him and that I probubly would have eaten him alive. Why are there cunts like this in the world? Road Rage is rampant here in California. Does it happen where you live? I believe the universe and karma deals with people like this. Funny thing, after I got |
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Funny thing, after I got home from surfing, my friends and family chipped in to get me an early birthday presant and surprised me with an early birthday party. I got a new sparkly midnight blue surf board, shaped by one of my favorite surfers, I love it. My birthday isnt until the 27th, but and I kind of took this like a reward for doing the right thing and not answering violence with violence. Another funny thing, the kid seems to live up the street from me, and I saw his car parked 400 meters away from mine, he seems to live there too, so I got his license plate number and reported him to the police. It was pure bliss seeing the look on the fathers face while the police man explained my experience and complaint as I watched from outside my home. The kid broke in tears, and I am sure I saw the dad deck the kid in the face through the stain glass window of the front door I see this kid drive recklessly and fast on this residential street where kids play like everyday Nice to see that Karma and the cosmic force of the universe can put people in their place |
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Awwww looking out for your fellow neighbors.just kidding i know what you mean ghetto kids come speeding by my residential area and I have 4 dogs if one gets away it can die by these speed racers. Good shit about your new board! w00t |
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and the douche award goes to...... THE DOUCHE! no honestly there is a children school right here where i live and people still drive too fast :( cars suck. |
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wow =D u handled that very well, Mickey |
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Yea afxNUMB its purple all over and my friend gave me a sticker that says, PURPLE PEOPLE EATER, so I am going to slap it on the bottom, hahaha! Its a rockin board! I cant wait to give it a try, Yay! I guess people drive fast everywhere, I am proud of myself, but at the same time I got all this anger pent in that I got to release somehow now, I should go outside and start yelling really loud, that'd do it. Thing is though, this kid could have simply just keep going his own way and realized that in fact he WAS driving too fast. But instead he had to be a macho pig in front of his girl friend, and thought that fighting it out would solve his problems. I am sure if I didnt keep my cool it would have provoked him to try and hit me, and then I would have had to kick him in the shin and pin him down or something until he calmed down. But (I am asking everyone) in your area or in your country, have you ever seen violent road rage like this? Because I see it almost everyday here in California. To the point were a person gets out of a car and wants to fight it out. Its all really ridiculous and childish. The violence infested U.S must have invented the road rage, its really sad to see people do this to eachother. I need to move somewhere else. |
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there are idiot drivers everywhere. that's a given. the thing that makes me mad tho is that there are lots of "macho men" in my area that drive huge pickups and blare their stereos. that's more so showing off tho. in fact it can be humorous at times. it's not surprising to see one of these guys in the 26-39 year age range sporting a mullet. quite common here. |
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generation X, rather |
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mickey, my respect for you just upped a notch with ther way you handled that, good job. |
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am I safe to assume he was driving a rice rocket with an obnoxious muffler. Hey where are you surfing at right now?? |
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rzpkt, man holy shit you should have clouted the little cunt. I do that instead of fighting now, I am the fucking clout master. It can hurt a bit but it really embarrased people. Kind of a nastier equivalent of whacking someone with a rolled up newspaper. |
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PS did hit dad really hit him? shit! |
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I've never been involved in it. The only time I've been even remotely tempted to give someone a kicking is when they've done something wrong and nearly caused an accident then yell at you about it. Fortunately both times that's happened I've kept my cool and only once made eye contact with the person concerned. He was going mental after diving through a tiny gap (which was my right of way) nearly causing a head on with me (not to mention the fact he had his kids in the car). He was absolutely livid. If there had been space for him to get out (his door was right up against a wall) I'm sure he would of. I've made a pact with myself- I'll never get out of the car, but if someone tries to pull me out of mine or smash a window I'll have no qualms about breaking their arm. I have seen 2 guys having a proper fight as a result of it. It was pretty funny as the one guy who was on the floor getting kicked was just laughing at the guy kicking him which worked the other guy up all the more. |
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Mickey you were already high in my esteem but now your just way up there mate. Good work on you for keeping your cool. I admit I drive fast myself but NEVER in a residential area. Only on fast roads 60+ MPH. Glad to see you got that prick good too. If only you'd got pictures of him crying like the child he really was. Plus good work on the new board. Always fancied surfing but don't live anywhere near somewhere that I could. :( |
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thahahahaha pillow biter...douche bag hahahaha it so cool to read posts from you mickey woozie ! good work, you should have use your knife tho hey a mickey with a knife avatar?? ;D |
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lol i didnt read the part where the father hit the boy haha worth the knife maybe yes bliss i can see :) |
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Rice rocket yup, tons of em around in CA eh dolleater? man I hate those kind of cars Ceri JC man that sounded like a close call, I hate when I see the person whos at fault try to blame it on someone else, frigin a, driving fast is allright I think as long as you have control of your car and can handle it, but I have a big problem with driving fast around little kids Cheers Refund and pachi Rock on giginger! Cornwall has a surf spot you could go to if your near there, I recently learned that through here. I have this book that shows all the well known (minus the secret spots) surf spots in the world since 1995, if you want email me and I can give you some names of places near the U.K Knife avatar! yes! I will work on one glass_eater for shizzle, Yay! w00t! Anyone else here have any experience with road rage? Lots of people from the U.K here, and the bus transit system there I hear is just unbelievably good, so any bus rage? With no limits on population growth the world is just going to continue to get more violent as the years go by :*( |
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I do a lot of mileage, about 40000 a year and I see plenty of it. A lot of it escalates from minor incidents, and it a case of who dares to take it a step further. Personally I blame BMW drivers, beligerant non-indicators. |
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yea drivers around here are pretty shitty.. if i didnt have to drive to school i probably wouldnt drive at all. the worst are the fools who put their bright ass lights on at night and nearly blind you while you drive and have the nerve to complain when u give them a friendly flashing of the lights to tell them to turn em off.. *shrugs* thankfully ive never been in a situation where road rage got violent and i havent seen it occur either but people get way to stressed out over petty shit people just need to be considerate drivers and this would eliminate soo many problems.. but thats not happening either.. |
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ROAD RAGE IS A MYTH |
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Naaa, come to L.A, it runs ranpant like the flu |
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I'll do that Mickey. Woohaaa woohaa show me what ya got! HEY LADIEEEES! Erm anyway. Cornwall is, unfortunately, a bit of a trek to do some surfing but I may have a holiday down that wya with a groupof friends and learn to surf. |
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I don't drive, but back home I used to bullseye wamp rats in my T16... no sorry I mean back home everyone drives like a nut case, its in the sticks but there are loads of crashes, lots of drink drivers. Some joyriders crashed about 100yards from my folks place last week apparently. Road rage does happen as a result at times. |
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idont drive partly to avoid any road rages |
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careful where you'll surf,Mickey! Avoid the residential waters or you might chop some children heads. have fun in the sun! :{} |
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Hey mate, I'm crap at surfing, but I'd be up for a trip to cornwall if you are at some point in the summer (August is best for me) Camping too maybe? Loogie: re: BMW drivers. Damn right- particularly in the bit of bristol I live in you get loads of BMW, Merc, Jaguar and Alfa Romeo drivers. For some reason the highway code does not apply to drivers of these brands of cars. They seem to think you'll dive into a hedge to avoid clipping wing mirrors- how wrong they are, I don't give a damn about scratching my old banger. They on the other hand are quite irrate at cracking wingmirrors with yours, he he he. My dad accuses me of doing it out of jealousy, that's not the case at all- lots of my brothers mates have flash cars and I have no problem with the way they drive. It's people who seem to think you should give way when it's your right of way simply because they have a "good car" that annoy me. |
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Well I'll be at Reading some point in August mate but that sounds cool to me. Especially if you promise to not drown :) |
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I had a guy try to jimmy the key on my car, he broke it and now I can't start my car, if there's one thing I can't stand more than theives, it's ones with no talent. |
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My experience: For a while back I was driving on a roundabout. People who want to get on it have to wait for cars that are on the roundabout over here. So, I was on the roundabout, and suddenly some teenage punk in his flashy honda CRX just rammed it in front of my clio. I just kept driving on until I was 30 centimeters behind him, put on all light I had on the car and honked several times. He pulled over and apologized to me, "He hadn't seen me" while he looked me right in the face before he pulled this joke. Anyways, I explained him, that if I hit hi with my clio, his ensurance would pay my damage, but his CRX wouldn't be unless he had all-risk insurance, which I thought he probably hadn't. He looked at me and told me he hadn't thought about that. I hope he got a lesson out of it. :) For the rest, I'm allways speeding :). But I try to be as carefull as I can in residential areas. But outside of the city... *Big Grin* |
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You have to respect him for pulling over. I never do if people flash me- I'm woried they might be psychos. One guy chased me once, basically he was driving about 10 miles under the speed limit and I was late so I overtook him. He played the fun (and highly dangerous) game of "match the overtakers speed" speeding up to stop me then when I slowed down to drop back behind him as something was coming the other way he slowed down to stop me. I ended up accelerating as hard as I could and pulling in front of him, forcing him to drop back. He flashed his lights and beeped his horn at me and followed me no matter how fast I went. Even when I slowed down and he culd of overtaken he didn't, he just kept following me. I didn't get really worried that he was actively following me till I turned off down some remote lanes and he followed me at every turning. I ended up doing 80mph through these tiny lanes and managed to lose him. |
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Did you flip him the bird at any point? |
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ceri jc, there are far too many drivers around our way who are intent on going under the speed limit! i have no problems in sticking to limits, but it's the fools who just drive so damn slow!! my mate had been smashed off his bike something like 5 times, always by a flashy car - he got asked once, what the hell he was doing on the road?!this guy had kids in the back of his car so my mate apologised and said that he'd ride on the pavement from now on & do his best to knock down his kids! that dude was not best pleased! |
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About that roundabout incident: I respect him for stopping, and thats why I explained him how things work when you get hit because you dont obey traffic rules. I didn't slap him or what. Crash course guerilla driving: People following can be annoying. Just a matter of hitting the breaks hard at a crossroad. If he smacks into your back, you have a nice story to tell the police :). He's the one that's wrong. I drive a rather old car so I would do things like that. For the rest, I'm quite a nice person. ;) And when people go match my speed when I'm overtaking, I just indicate right and go right, when my car is slightly more forward then the other. Trust me, it works. optional (in case it is just one guy, dont take on a car with 4 people in it): When you're in front of the other car break, get out of the car and get some large and hard object (preferrably a big wrench) out of the trunk, walk up to the window at the drivers seat and tick on it with the wrench. |
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I'm a psycho and I WILL get out of my car and Tiger Uppercut you if you cut me off or do something evil. I will then stomp on your groin when you're down and then get back in my car and drive over you. |
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Jeez mate, he slowed down when you slowed down!?!?! Thats fucking CRAZY, putting lives at risk!!! I've had people speed up when you pass them but never someone slow down too when you're trying to get back in behind them!!! I would have been LIVID and probably assaulted him for trying to kill me. Hope that never happens to me |
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hey what the hell is a douche bag? |
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something you use to rinse your pussy |
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mhhh rinse? rinse=clean |
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My gran is always calling people "Stupid Twats" if they're driving too slow ! |
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correct |
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