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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 08:29 [#00476367]
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Ever heard the one about the six-foot homosexual owl that
collects he-man figures ?


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 09:03 [#00476416]
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go on...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-10 09:13 [#00476434]
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man

thats OLD..


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 09:14 [#00476436]
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well i aint heard it


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 09:22 [#00476444]
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c'mon wizrd


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 09:35 [#00476474]
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uhm, did you already do the punchline?


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 09:41 [#00476487]
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c'mon wizrd


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-10 10:00 [#00476511]
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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street?

one was a salted


 

offline sponk from Netherlands, The on 2002-12-10 10:12 [#00476523]
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I think he fell asleep.
TELL US DAMMIT! :-)



 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 10:43 [#00476546]
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He man, I can make my penis ONE FOOT long!

WTF? How?!

fold it in half

:D



 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-12-10 11:51 [#00476588]
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why did the chicken cross the street?

dats da question! =0)


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-10 13:21 [#00476640]
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LeCoeur > because it was easier than outlining it, i guess.
' _ -


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-12-10 13:27 [#00476645]
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Why doesn't polarbears eat penguins ?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 15:34 [#00476838]
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why?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-10 15:45 [#00476869]
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why does it rain?
cos of the tunnel


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-10 15:48 [#00476873]
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sido:
cos they slip like soaps?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 15:51 [#00476881]
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wtf?


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-10 16:50 [#00476962]
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if the sailor can still salute, he should be able to go to
the parade!



 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 16:52 [#00476963]
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because they live on opposite poles?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-10 16:56 [#00476970]
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A bear walks a mile, turns 90 degrees right, walks another
mile, turns 90 degrees right, walks another mile, and is
back where it started from.

What color is the bear?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 16:57 [#00476971]
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wtf? these are riddles and shit, and no one answered any of
their own jokes?!!

*grumpy*


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-12-10 16:57 [#00476972]
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red? for embarassed? that it had to be part of a bad joke?


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 17:00 [#00476974]
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couldn't it be any colour?? that's just walking in a full
square, i think


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-10 17:00 [#00476975]
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A square with three sides?!


 

offline Verkrampte from Renton (United States) on 2002-12-10 17:13 [#00476982]
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its on the North Pole or South Pole or something, i sort of
remember it


 

offline Verkrampte from Renton (United States) on 2002-12-10 17:13 [#00476983]
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or wait! its White


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-10 17:17 [#00476985]
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*applause*


 

offline redRummy from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 17:18 [#00476989]
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which makes it white - polar bear .... groan


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-10 17:25 [#00476996]
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Oh, and by the way.....


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 17:40 [#00477001]
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wtf is going on in this thread?

I can't make hides or tails of what anyone is talking
about.

I must be getting old or something.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-10 17:56 [#00477017]
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True Love has made you slow and dumb and fat and happy.


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 17:58 [#00477019]
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oops! >_< shit, musta read part of that twice. i feel like a
right dumbass for that


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-10 18:30 [#00477038]
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*grin*


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 20:30 [#00477125]
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what did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas??


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-12-10 20:35 [#00477132]
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What kind of keys won't unlock your door?


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 20:36 [#00477133]
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piano keys!


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 20:36 [#00477135]
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cancer.


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-12-10 20:38 [#00477137]
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No, man, turkeys!


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 20:39 [#00477138]
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LOL!

either would work, right?


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 20:43 [#00477142]
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donkeys?
i'm sure with a little training a monkey would be able to do
it!!


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 20:45 [#00477145]
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yah dood, opposible thumbs style :D

joke: what's the fastest drink in the world?


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-12-10 20:46 [#00477146]
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mountain lightning!


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-12-10 20:47 [#00477148]
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nah, it's probably Pepsi. Pepsi. My answer is Pepsi.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 20:49 [#00477153]
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what did the angry apple say to the orange?

pith off.
(groans at own joke)


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-10 20:53 [#00477157]
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MILK! because it's pasteurized before you see it!

get it? pasteurized...pasd-eur-ized...past yer eyes.. ya
gotta say it out loud >_<


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-12-10 20:59 [#00477161]
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HAHAHAHAH ROck on, man!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-12-11 16:41 [#00477973]
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Sorry for throwing out a riddle and then loggin off hehe!
(no one was reolying at the time tho...)
Spoonz was right , it would be such a waste of time for a
polar bear to travel half the globe just to taste Penguin
flesh.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-12-11 16:41 [#00477974]
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*replying


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-11 16:45 [#00477977]
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probly ain't all that good anyways!


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-12-11 16:45 [#00477978]
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(the penguin meat, i mean)


 


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