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is your piss clear or yellow?
 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-09 01:14 [#00474135]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



seriously guys, i hate to be self-righteous about this
shit, but do we have to clutter the board up with so many
mundane discussions? not only does it serve no purpose (do you
really care how cold it is in new york or what kind of floor
tiles jimbo5000 has?), it's really off-putting to a good
percentage of the people who post here. i'm not saying you
"can't" post what you want (i believe in the freedom of
speech and this isn't my board anyway) but just bringing up
some consequences of excessive trivial topics.


 

offline Cfern from Sacto (United States) on 2002-12-09 01:15 [#00474137]
Points: 1384 Status: Lurker



i second that motion. use common sense guys!


 

offline Cfern from Sacto (United States) on 2002-12-09 01:15 [#00474138]
Points: 1384 Status: Lurker



use instant messenger for mindless nonsense


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-09 01:16 [#00474139]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



yellow and smeely....


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-09 01:16 [#00474141]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00474139



that should have said smelly.....damn that shitty keyboard
*mumbles*


 

offline Delphium from Rauma (Finland) on 2002-12-09 01:17 [#00474142]
Points: 262 Status: Lurker



Kinda yellowish


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-09 01:17 [#00474144]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



It depends on your hydration levels.

But does anyone's piss ever smell of Sugar Puffs? Its fuckin
weird


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-09 01:18 [#00474147]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



This itself is a mundane topic, let the people post whatever
the hell they want, otherwise this mb would be all serious
and shit, fuck that.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-09 01:31 [#00474178]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to Dolleater: #00474147



i believe you've missed the point! dude!


 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2002-12-09 01:34 [#00474185]
Points: 2461 Status: Lurker



i just will say in my case it is very yellow... and awful,
oh God, it hurts

:(


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-09 01:36 [#00474189]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



No I havent, without stupid ass recirculated worn out topics
I wouldnt have anything to read untill the next recirculated
worn out topic.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-12-09 01:52 [#00474217]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular | Followup to titsworth: #00474178



Chill Tits cant you see people are just trying rounding off
their information about the other board members so they can
get a clearer picture, more rounded and 3 dimensional image
of those they are tallking to.

I know we have bandwidth issues but I think it is kind of
cute


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-09 01:54 [#00474222]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to flea: #00474217



people have a right to talk about whatever they like, but 1)
it's driving off some people (good riddance in a way though;
pussies), and 2) it's not even interesting information,
admit that much at least.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-12-09 01:59 [#00474226]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular | Followup to titsworth: #00474222



2 Granted


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-12-09 02:43 [#00474264]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Jonesy: Sugar Puffs and sometimes asparagus.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-09 03:23 [#00474321]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quernstone: #00474264



Asparagus? Hmmm. Not me. But I don't eat that stuff coz its
effin' ming. It even looks gross.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-09 03:42 [#00474331]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



Asparagus was thought to have anti-aging properties in
thirteenth century greece. It was then banned by Queen
Dilivio although she did keep a personal stash in her
castle.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 04:13 [#00474351]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



Yeah you've got a point there.... but too much pressure on
the members here and they'll be afraid to sneeze.


 

offline rufus from a dirty bin (Antigua And Barbuda) on 2002-12-09 04:20 [#00474357]
Points: 41 Status: Regular



i was pissing out of my arse earlier.
fortunately, i was lucky enough to be able to take a
sample...

and......

it was brown.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 04:27 [#00474362]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to rufus: #00474357



Are you Rufus from the "Bill and Ted's..." movies?


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 04:39 [#00474375]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to rufus: #00474357



you really sound like a rufus you know

if you consume enough guarana your piss will be orange.

'what is the most useless thing in your room' is a nice
mundane topic. it makes people laugh.

'neetta's new avatar' is a good example of a totally useless
mundane topic. please have some sense here.

i really like the 'non-art' topics, because many people here
are surprisingly smart when it comes to many issues.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-09 04:55 [#00474391]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



hi my piss-is (this sentence is not done yet finnish women,
don't get angry yet) clear most of the time

:D
i'm bored
:(


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-09 04:58 [#00474393]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



whooaaa neetta, isn't that thing from Commander Keen 1??

..or is it also one of your cats
:D


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 04:59 [#00474394]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



oh yes, that is the arachnut from keen

seen here after being killed by my cats


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:06 [#00474403]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474394



Commander Keeeeeeeeeeeen???!!!! :DDDDDDD

*princo is impressed*


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-09 05:07 [#00474404]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



*is overwhelmed by old memories*

..ooh commander keen, how you kept me of my homework.. how
you made me forget to sleep

..must be pretty strong cats you've got there madamme
neetta

are they also sweet sometimes..? or do they just kill
arachnuts and mortimes mcmire's..?


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:09 [#00474408]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



i'm the best in keen. i have played all existing keen
through at least one (actually i still am stuck in the last
level of 5 but anyway).

at about age 12 keen was my best buddy you know


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:10 [#00474409]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



van damme neetta

but killing arachnuts is sweet isn't it?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:10 [#00474410]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474408



teehehehehe :D


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:11 [#00474411]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474409



Did you ever write down the keen alphabet so you can
understand the writing in the other games?! :D


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:13 [#00474413]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



of corse i did :D

i translated all. i had a notebook with all of the stuff
written down :D


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:18 [#00474419]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474413



You've gotta be my long lost sister for sure! :D


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:20 [#00474421]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to princo: #00474419



depends on the colour of your piss!

ha ha


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:22 [#00474426]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474421



Hahahahhahaaha!

Good call!


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:27 [#00474434]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to princo: #00474426



well?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:33 [#00474438]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474434



*pees in cup*

take a look for yourself! :D hehehe


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:35 [#00474442]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to princo: #00474438



mooom! saul is pissing to a cup again! eurgh!!

(talking about mundane issues)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-09 05:36 [#00474444]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474442



SSSShhhhhhhhhh I'll get banned!!!! :-s


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2002-12-09 05:38 [#00474445]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



jonesy: that's because the chemical configuration of the
molecules in sugar puffs cannot be altered by the body. so
the sugar puff molecules come out in the same form they came
in, hence the puffy smell of your piss.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-09 05:41 [#00474446]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to magiker: #00474445



But dude, I haven't eaten Sugar Puffs in years. It smells
like Sugar Puffs even when I don't eat them. That's the
beauty and mystery of it. What a phenomena eh?!


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:49 [#00474450]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



sugar puffs smell like your pee?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-09 05:54 [#00474452]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00474450



No, my pee smells like Sugar Puffs.

I wonder what the Honey Monster's pee smells like.


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-12-09 08:09 [#00474537]
Points: 1912 Status: Lurker



totally agree. it does actually smell like sugar puffs.
especially when youre getting sick.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-09 08:49 [#00474598]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



thats what stopped me from eating them in the 1st place


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 09:01 [#00474615]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



my piss smells of sugar puffs the next morning first piss if
i eat them last thing at night. try it........x


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-09 09:09 [#00474625]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



i really don't want to smell your piss, you're probably from
st. anns anyway :P


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 09:21 [#00474640]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular | Followup to earthleakage: #00474625



*grins*

Mine had a tinge of Ace larger once but y'know... if you do
wanna drink the stuff... Whats the dif? }:>


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-09 09:42 [#00474682]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular



Mine is clearly yellow.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-12-09 11:24 [#00474781]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



when i saw this i said "oh god, some one stole his
password"
i agree, i've seen a lot of shit up here. i'm not saying its
not my fault at all, (topics such as "is it just me, or does
chinese food kick ass?")
but i really really like chinese food.



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-09 11:39 [#00474802]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00474781



no doubt. i knew when i started this thread i'd catch a lot
of heat for supposedy telling people to get serious and not
post fun threads anymore, but that couldn't be further from
my intention. there's a major difference between worthwhile
topics like food and odd household items and just bafflingly
pointless topics like "so how's the weather?" and "what are
your floor tiles like?" (just 2 recent examples). it's THESE
type of questions that scare people from posting or logging
in. it's sillier but fun topics like chinese food that cause
people to keep posting.


 


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