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My favourite forms of H2O
 

wizards teeth from Inside a space ship destined for brazil on 2001-03-31 16:48 [#00002183]



My Top Five H20 Forms

Note - To be read in the style of a compare of a low budget
TV show introducing a rubbish celebrity (Les Dennis, Any of
the people off Big Brother or David Hasslehof's son in
Baywatch)

At Number 3 we have ice. Cool and calm, nice in drinks and
also see-through. Favoured by us normal folk to keep
beverages cold, favoured by the crazy Eskimos to make houses
out of.

At number 2 we have water. mmmmm water so versatile, so
tasty. Keeps me cool, keeps me clean, keeps me unthirsty. I
can also wash the following items with it : Dogs, plates,
shoes, clogs (wooden shoes), planes (I do not own one of
these), skateboards (I do own one of these) and hair (I own
some of this).

At number 1 we have steam. Elusive steam Ladies and
Gentlemen. Quite similar to a ninja, in that you can not see
him, but if he touches you, tears will be shed (due to
hotness). Often seen hanging around kitchens.



 

Anonymouse from Arbitrary Place on 2001-03-31 17:00 [#00002185]



The Kitchen, yes that IS where I saw my ninja last, thanks
for reminding me, Ill go catch the pesky bugger now : )


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-08 04:24 [#00689080]
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*bump*


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-08 05:08 [#00689120]
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did ya see that 10min sketch comedy seies that showed tha
ants building igloos?

When the ants drown in their new home ..
"Water water, what hast thou donest?"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-08 05:10 [#00689122]
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look around you! i love that show!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-08 05:16 [#00689129]
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i only saw thet ant sketch and a bit of "experiments with
ghosts" whci was hilarious. at the end the voiceover goes
"Next week.............. Reggae" whcih fucking cracked me up
cos i thought it was a real BBC2 type educational thing gone
fruity. Classic


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-08 05:34 [#00689149]
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Yeah, Look Around You was good. The music was quite BoC-ish.
Can't remeber who wrote the music though...

Look Around You Audio



 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-08 06:35 [#00689215]
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"water ; we all use it ; but none of us really has a clue
what it is ....;... A bit like birds"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-08 06:46 [#00689234]
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germs come from germany, they have only one function - to
spread germs


 

offline bader_princess from Svalbard And Jan Mayen Islands on 2003-05-08 06:51 [#00689239]
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have to go with ice ice ice all the way!!! eskimo's rock!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-08 06:56 [#00689244]
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bader, did you just steal gigingers' avatar? tut tut


 


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