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The Weight Of A Cat's Penis?
 

Will Ferrel on 2001-08-21 22:17 [#00023759]



Is smoking supposed to make you feel dizzy? like cigars and
ciggarettes, not canabis and crack. Is it normal or am I
inhaling to much? Ha, it's true I think. I'm not smoking
though


 

r3fl3x from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-21 22:39 [#00023764]



If you dont smoke regularly and you smoke a cig, you will
get dizzy and maybe feel a bit sick. I smoke regularly, have
for a few years. If I dont have a smoke over a peroid of
like 2 weeks or something {when i was in hospital} and you
have one again, you feel dizzy too.


 

Marlon Wayans on 2001-08-21 22:56 [#00023767]



Well, what I don't smoke at all, except before school, in
the bath, and when i'm drinking. It's about one cigarette a
day, but only for awhile and because I like this dizzy
feeling but I was thinking that it's not normal, but funny
anyway. Like they have ads along time ago or something that
said "smoke one camel everyday for 30 days and see if you're
not hooked" or something, that's funny. So will this
dizziness every go away because I like this feeling so much,
I think I could get the same effect from smoking bark of a
tree though. The feeling is pretty stupid anyway...


 

Marlon Wayans on 2001-08-21 22:56 [#00023768]



How long have you smoked anyway?


 

r3fl3x from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-21 23:05 [#00023774]



Ive smokes a pack a day {25 smokes} for about...... 5 years.
That feeling will go way sometime soon for you. Its easy to
get addicted. But.. I like smoking


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-22 01:44 [#00023798]



That's rough reflex.
I'm sure you get enough anti-tobacco propoganda in real life
and don't need it on the internet but chill.
A lot of smokers I know say, I like smoking and don't mind
losing a few years of my old age, when I'll be decrepit
anyway. Keep in mind, it's not that you lose a couple years
off your life.
ITS THE HORRIBLE SLOW PAINFUL METHOD IN WHICH YOU DIE.
Before you die you really can't breath that well so you have
to spend the end of your life with a machine or tank on your
bank breathing for you. You can't walk that well, and you
need to get surgery over and over again, in many cases. And
every second your chest is in agonizing pain. Eventually,
you die in a painful caughing fit, even if your operation(s)
was successful, the end of your life will be awful.
And this happens to EVERYONE who smokes, unless they die of
something else first.
PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT.

I'm not just talking out of my arse or what my health
teacher told me. My mom worked for a thorasic (lung)
surgeon in private practice for many years. And I saw the
patients who went in and out of that office...

Oh, and approximately 1/4 of an oz. Depending on the cat.


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-22 01:44 [#00023799]



That's rough reflex.
I'm sure you get enough anti-tobacco propoganda in real life
and don't need it on the internet but chill.
A lot of smokers I know say, I like smoking and don't mind
losing a few years of my old age, when I'll be decrepit
anyway. Keep in mind, it's not that you lose a couple years
off your life.
ITS THE HORRIBLE SLOW PAINFUL METHOD IN WHICH YOU DIE.
Before you die you really can't breath that well so you have
to spend the end of your life with a machine or tank on your
bank breathing for you. You can't walk that well, and you
need to get surgery over and over again, in many cases. And
every second your chest is in agonizing pain. Eventually,
you die in a painful caughing fit, even if your operation(s)
was successful, the end of your life will be awful.
And this happens to EVERYONE who smokes, unless they die of
something else first.
PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT.

I'm not just talking out of my arse or what my health
teacher told me. My mom worked for a thorasic (lung)
surgeon in private practice for many years. And I saw the
patients who went in and out of that office...

Oh, and approximately 1/4 of an oz. Depending on the cat.


 

r3fl3x from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-22 02:19 [#00023825]



Xanatos: yes.. possibly, I know 3 old people that smoke and
they are what... 80 years old, and the second oldest person
in the world smoked he whole life! And they did those
studies just recently that say that second had smoke isn't
even as bad for you as they think..... so things change. I
know its bad for me, and I know its shitty.. but I do like
it. Ive started to cut down too actually, which is a good
thing.


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from Philadelphia on 2001-08-22 02:37 [#00023851]



Wait, a cats penis weighs between three and usually five
ounces. Now if the cat smokes cigarettes the nicotine
causes ten percent shrinkage and it will usually come to two
ounces. Now if the cat recently ate a bird of prey, its
penis will have erected and will weigh about 6 ounces. But
if it ate a vegetable or shroom, its cock will have gained a
mass of 20 % and will weigh about 4.5 ounces. Not that i
know this for a fact or anything but i'm just trying to
help...? Please REPLY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from Philadelphia on 2001-08-22 02:39 [#00023853]



Wait, a cats penis weighs between three and usually five
ounces. Now if the cat smokes cigarettes the nicotine
causes ten percent shrinkage and it will usually come to two
ounces. Now if the cat recently ate a bird of prey, its
penis will have erected and will weigh about 6 ounces. But
if it ate a vegetable or shroom, its cock will have gained a
mass of 20 % and will weigh about 4.5 ounces. Not that i
know this for a fact or anything but i'm just trying to
help...? Please REPLY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from Philadelphia on 2001-08-22 02:40 [#00023855]



Wait, a cats penis weighs between three and usually five
ounces. Now if the cat smokes cigarettes the nicotine
causes ten percent shrinkage and it will usually come to two
ounces. Now if the cat recently ate a bird of prey, its
penis will have erected and will weigh about 6 ounces. But
if it ate a vegetable or shroom, its cock will have gained a
mass of 20 % and will weigh about 4.5 ounces. Not that i
know this for a fact or anything but i'm just trying to
help...? Please REPLY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-20 08:37 [#01340267]
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4 grammes


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-20 08:41 [#01340272]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



1/30th of the 1st analord


 


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