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alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-29 12:57 [#00001881]



I am conduting a survey on the average age of a AFX fan,
please leave you age.
Thankyou in advance.
Remember, your input makes all the difference.
I will post the report when I compile the results.

yes, i am very very bored.


 

Netlon Sentinel from beyond on 2001-03-29 14:15 [#00001885]



i'm 21.
next thing you're gonna ask my dna code, right? well you're
not getting it!!!! har!
:)


 

ChemX from Miami, Florida on 2001-03-29 15:22 [#00001892]



18 here, you can have my dna ~ I wan't to be cloned 4 or 5
times. Muhahahaha!


 

wizards teeth from Inside a space ship destined for brazil on 2001-03-29 15:55 [#00001896]



Age - 23

race - british

septum width - 5mm

inside leg length - (left 42inch) (right 35inch)

favourite word - built-up-shoe

species - man

favourite food - gravy (so versatile


 

Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-03-29 17:31 [#00001898]



9 x 2 = 18


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-03-29 19:43 [#00001909]



i am 16. I would also like to be cloned if that is ok. Could
you try and make a super intelligent clone so that i don't
have to bother with school any more?


 

tune|fx from somewhere between europe and canada on 2001-03-29 20:38 [#00001912]



and you can remain stupid? Goood idea :-) I am 29 and I dont
want a clone because he could take my girl, and music stuff
away and I dont want that. :)


 

LtAirComStarscream from NEW YORK on 2001-03-29 21:35 [#00001915]



19 and im wearing no pants :(


 

hevquip from somewhere in the u.s. on 2001-03-29 21:52 [#00001917]



i am 18. i do not wish to be cloned. i am relying on an
intelligent version of me to contact me from possibly a
parallel universe or the future. this version of me will
have built a time machine so that we may go back to points
in time and invest in the likes of microsoft and the
invention of velcro, or found those companies. therefore,
the present day me will be wealthy beyond comprehension and
never have to do anything


 

Id Lab from Preston, UK on 2001-03-29 21:55 [#00001918]



22, both of me.


 

Ross from Canada on 2001-03-30 01:26 [#00001925]



17


 

tekn010G from Australia on 2001-03-30 01:40 [#00001932]



syeavurnteauyn (-1)


 

Deceptikon from home on 2001-03-30 01:42 [#00001934]



19


 

mike b -djfony- from helemano, hawaii on 2001-03-30 02:02 [#00001939]



20


 

tekn010G from Australia on 2001-03-30 02:22 [#00001942]



If I had a clone, I'd play mind games with it and do stuff
to it for no reason just to put it in it's place, but then
again, if it was an exact clone,.. it would try to do that
to me as well, we would end up fighting, I think a mind
induced buddy (ala fight club) is a much better solution,
and also I hate needles


 

AFXDUB from canada on 2001-03-30 03:13 [#00001953]



18


 

Serj\\\'n Slice from Nowhereth Carolina, USA on 2001-03-30 03:26 [#00001956]



i'm 19, but i think you should also check out when people
began listening to aphex twin as well. i began listening
when i was really heavy into acid...that would be the 10th
grade. so that means i became a fan at 16. and no, i wouldnt
wanna be cloned so the other me doesnt have to live the
shitty life i have.


 

Rob Curulli from Australia on 2001-03-30 03:48 [#00001959]



17 . . 10001 . . 11
dec bin hex

www.fragilenine.rulestheweb.com


 

LtAirComStarscream from NEW YORK on 2001-03-30 07:15 [#00002021]



i bet aphex twin is nuts on acid. i havent gotten a chance
to do acid yet but i bet its insane.


 

Serj'n Slice from Nowhereth Carolina, USA on 2001-03-30 07:20 [#00002024]



acid used to be one of my favorite drugs. i spent a whole
summer on acid back after the 10th grade. aphex twin is
defintely baddass on acid. but dont do acid too much, it
fucks with your joints and head.


 

Dislodge from Canada on 2001-03-30 08:35 [#00002028]



24 ... so far I seem to be the oldest, but I bet I play with
more toys, and watch more cartoons then the whole lot of ya!


 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-30 08:48 [#00002033]



nah, tune fx is 29, old geezer or what!, sheesh...mind you
im 29 this year!, bollocks


 

AFXDUB from canada on 2001-03-30 09:14 [#00002038]



I used to dose like 4 tabs of good clean lsd and throw on
VENTOLIN nice and loud at 4am... I don't do acid at all
anymore... those trips scared the shit outta me! It was fun
though. Really paranoid and disturbing fun.


 

wizard mac on 2001-03-30 09:36 [#00002040]



zevuntien I mean seventeen is my age.
I think we should create a clone with all our DNA combined,
so whe get "an- average-Aphex-Twin-fan-clone".



 

wizard mac from yeah sure on 2001-03-30 09:39 [#00002041]



by the way, if I had a clone of myself I would let him work
all day and buy some hardware synths & sampler to jam with
him all day!


 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-30 09:42 [#00002042]



s'jonge jonge


 

nano from malmö/sweden on 2001-03-30 09:50 [#00002043]



the voice in my head says that im 19. but dont trust him!!
he is evil!! ouch, got to go bang my head in the wall now.


 

wizard mac from left of ya on 2001-03-30 09:59 [#00002046]



What the? Are you from Holland or something, Alan Flifton?
I would call "Sjonge jonge" some kind of old dutch language.
(old becuse I nerver use it)



 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-30 10:00 [#00002047]



yeah, i live in holland, i say s'jonge jonge all the time
cos its the only phrase i know! :)


 

wizard mac from right of ya on 2001-03-30 10:03 [#00002049]



are you an immigrant or something and where do you live?



 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-30 10:24 [#00002052]



ilegal immigrant yes, cant tell you where i live cos you
will send the police round, and they will send me back to
mongolia......cant go back.....cant go
back....nooooooooooooo


 

wizard mac from paling on 2001-03-30 10:28 [#00002054]



Are you serious?!
If you are: woooow
if you aren't: hahaha


 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-30 12:41 [#00002071]



I'm DEADLY serious!!!!! :O


 

hexane from Australia on 2001-03-30 13:00 [#00002075]



hedtwin and i would have to be the youngest ones here (im 16
aswell)

i'd love to be able to paste my DNA code onto this
messageboard, like ATGCTACG.... etc, so somebody on the
other side of the world could clone me and get to know me.


 

hexane from Australia on 2001-03-30 13:01 [#00002076]



it'd be a few million lines of data, but nevertheless


 

XePhA88 from san jose, ca on 2001-03-30 13:06 [#00002080]



i'm 20. Yah yeah, acid is a trip with twin. just like in
willy wonka... me and my friend like to drive up into the
woods, find a place to hike, and listen to aphex twin.
smoke some weed, and you're set.


 

hedtwin from manchester on 2001-03-30 20:32 [#00002123]



wow, we are the yongest here!! How long have u been into it
hexane? And what got u into it, if anything.


 

hexane from Melbourne on 2001-03-31 13:24 [#00002176]



probably about 2 years listening to AFX - unfortunately i
got into it thru the common "come to daddy" way like a lot
of people, but its nothing to be too ashamed of. how about
you?


 

hedtwin from manchester on 2001-03-31 18:41 [#00002191]



about the same amount of time. First thing i heard was the
girl/boy EP. Which is ace. I heard windowlicker before i
heard come to daddy.


 

XePhA88 from San Jose, CA on 2001-04-01 03:29 [#00002222]



yeah, it's all good d00ds. the first album i got was come
to daddy. i was at tower records with my friend, and I was
lookin to try out some techno. i asked my friend for
advice... he saw the aphex twin, and he told me he had seen
the video the other night on mtv. i got the cd, and it was
all over for me then. pure love. but in a way, i have to
owe it all to mtv, but oh well.. i'm here now!


 

Aron Z. from Canada on 2001-04-01 07:37 [#00002226]



I'm pretty sure i'm the youngest here, i'm only 13.


 

XePhA88 from San Jose, CA on 2001-04-01 13:04 [#00002238]



cool, but i know that whenever my son/daughter is born, the
first thing he or she will hear will be some aphex twin


 

think from lincoln,ne on 2001-04-01 16:04 [#00002257]



i must be teh grandpa of the bunch.....an exciting
twenty-six years of age i have lived....many more to
all...thanks yoda :0)


 

XePhA88 from San Jose, CA on 2001-04-01 17:38 [#00002268]



hey gramps... okay... since you're the oldest.. give us a
bit of perspective: what do your contemporaries think you
put on some beautiful aphex twin?


 

Phobiazero from Sweden on 2001-04-01 18:09 [#00002269]



I'm 25+1/2


 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-04-02 09:45 [#00002337]



OK, the results are in,

The average age of an aphex fan is 274.(dont ask me how I
worked that out, it was very complicated and I was using a
new formula that I dont understand).

Regarding the cloning issue that came up (god knows where it
came from!), anyone who wants to be cloned should request a
form from me, fill it out and send to the usual address,
within a week if possible. I know a guy in Africa whos
experimenting in this field, clever man.

I also saw this thing on TV yesterday where they got this
dead bloke and froze him, cut him into four bits then
proceded to cut him into thousands of wafer thin slices,
then they built a virtual body from the data for med
students to practice on, groovey huh.
If anybody wants to submit themselves for this let me know,
cos they want to do it on a live person too.

Thanks for you input.


 

WooferAttack on 2001-04-02 11:29 [#00002340]



... here Woofy... latecomer...

I'm 28 yrs old, 6mth... are not 274 but

are enough...


 

Scary Bear on 2001-04-02 13:52 [#00002345]



I am 16.

If it helps your survey friends say:

"He has very mature ideologies and stuff , but he always
acts dazed and confused like a kid".


 

mescon from Sweden on 2001-04-02 13:55 [#00002346]



Im 16.


 

AcridWave from Glasgow, Scotland on 2001-04-02 14:00 [#00002348]



I am 26 and have been avidly listening to RDJ since 1992
when I purchased the Digeredoo EP (I was a budding techno DJ
and did'nt really know what I was buying!) A few months and
a few microdots later, I was hooked!
PS am I the only one who feels that his stuff lost its edge
after I Care/Ventolin?
Sure the programming is good, but the animal prescence is
gone.


 


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