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Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-18 23:39 [#00023022]



It's pretty fuckin' irritating when people created "joke"
posts.......

_______________________________________
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: It was stapled to the chicken.

______________________________________

Q: What's worse than running over a dead baby with your
car?

A: Getting it out of your tires.

_____________________________________
Q: What's blue and yellow and found at the bottom of the
pool?

A: A dead baby with slashed floaties.


 

Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-18 23:41 [#00023023]



Go on, laugh, there's no reason not to, dead babies are
pretty funny, I would even go as far as to say they're
funnier then kids with cancer...


 

Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-18 23:41 [#00023024]



Little, bald, crying, half-dead kids are funny.....


 

leftrightronic on 2001-08-19 00:07 [#00023027]



d00d, i used to be a dead baby, and i had cancer when i was
a kid

why the cruel jokes, do you think we have no feelings?


 

Mr Limm on 2001-08-19 00:08 [#00023029]



Q: How many Aphex Twins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 7.

Q: What did the big dead baby say to the little dead baby?
A: Get out of that barrel!

Q: What's a dead baby's favourite flavour of milkshake?
A: Corpse-berry (strawberry!)

Q: What happened when Superman blew into a whistle?
A: the little dried pea inside the whistle burst. IT
ACTUALLY BURST!!!!!

Q: What do you call an electronica artist who's music
frightens very furry cats?
A: Scare puss-hair (Squarepusher, AKA Tom Jenkinson!!!)


 

hevquip from halfway between here and there on 2001-08-19 01:56 [#00023062]



Q: what's white, red, silver, and runs into walls?

A: i baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: what's better than 50 dead babies in a trash can?

A: a dead baby in fifty trash cans.


 

Mr Limm on 2001-08-19 02:41 [#00023070]



Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Q: Who da man?
A: You da man!

Well Richard Blackwood says that over and over, and nothing
else, and he's a famous comedian!!!!! SO IT MUST BE
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

Jack on 2001-08-19 04:13 [#00023077]



Corpse-Berry. Everyone's always wondering if Richard visits
this site, if he did he would see shit like this, I laughed
at that "copse-berry" joke.


 

boxrocket on 2001-08-19 06:23 [#00023080]



it's not a dead baby joke, but....

a little girl is watching her mother get dressed one
morning and she notices her tits.

"mommy, what are those?"

"they're called breasts."

"when will i get some?"

to which the mother replies...

"oh, here in a couple of years when you're a little older,
when you've matured a bit."

the next day the little girl is watching her father get
dressed, and she notices his cock, she does.

"daddy, what's that?"

"it's called a penis."

"when will i get one?"

"here in about ten minutes when your mother leaves for
work."


 

Pepys on 2001-08-19 09:53 [#00023105]



Why is a dead baby? ... Because its neglected mother!


 

geonime from geoworld on 2001-08-19 11:53 [#00023111]



enough with the paedophile jokes!


 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-19 15:52 [#00023127]



a quote from "deep thoughts": if you ever want a reason to
sue you neighbors, just by a small plastic skeleton, place
it in their yard, and say their ants ate your baby....

this was really in the book, i swear.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-03 10:54 [#00682517]
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whats more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes line?

stopping it with a shovel


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-03 10:54 [#00682518]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



whats better than 100 dead babies?
100 dead babies in clown suits

whats better than 100 dead babies in clown suits?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-03 12:43 [#00682677]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



why is everyone gone


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-03 12:46 [#00682683]
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what do you get when you stab a baby 108 times?

an erection.


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 13:56 [#00682765]
Points: 478 Status: Addict | Followup to corrupted-girl: #00682677



it walks like a dead baby, smells like a dead baby, even
talks like one, but it's not a dead baby.

what is it?

(insert a name of an mb member here)


 

offline SolRobeson from Philadelphia (United States) on 2003-05-03 17:29 [#00682962]
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at work during one of our team meetings one day, everyone
was telling a bunch of dead baby jokes. here's a couple:

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a
brand new Corvette?

A: I don't have a brand new Corvette in my garage.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and
a pile of bowling balls?

A: You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-03 17:50 [#00682983]
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hey guys. this isn't funny. my mother DIED of dead babies.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-05-04 09:07 [#00683440]
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omg this must be the oldest thread there is, but still one
of the funniest

you cant use a pitchfork in bowlingballs
LOL thats so "old-adventure-games-style"
and really BLACK



 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-05-04 09:10 [#00683442]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



Scare puss-hair


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-04 12:39 [#00683597]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



What bubbles and is brown?

A dead baby in a microwave.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-04 12:42 [#00683600]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



whats worse than 100 dead babies in a wheelbarrow?

100 dead babies in a wheelbarrow made out of sars


 


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