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offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 11:46 [#00380038]
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Read these on the Amazon.com site for the Nimbus 2000 toy!

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the
heck, although it has no educational value I figured it
would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after
she opened her gift and started playing with it that I
realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational
experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and
***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly.
Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking?
She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the
batteries removed.

GREAT TOY!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved
the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this
toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but
she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing
with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just
sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great
buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

Harry Potter Toy, Review, August 28, 2002
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA
I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry
Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and
made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around
the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy
is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him
over it, so now I need to buy her one.

Excellent!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her
birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but
she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for
hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem
to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and
vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I
reccomend this for all children.

How scary is that???


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 11:49 [#00380043]
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*grins*


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-05 11:50 [#00380045]
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yek yek!!!


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-09-05 11:51 [#00380048]
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hehe,are you gonna buy one flim-flam? :D

seriously though that is a little disturbing,the makers
obviously have a sick sense of humour,or plain old stupid.Im
now curious to see one now though.


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-09-05 11:52 [#00380050]
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I've seen one
Did'n know it has vibration incorporated

Gonna buy one for my grandma


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-09-05 11:53 [#00380051]
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To see a nimbus 2000 that is,not a child riding it :D


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-05 11:59 [#00380058]
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Is she a witch? Or does she just love her vibros?


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-09-05 12:00 [#00380059]
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both and some more


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 12:04 [#00380061]
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Yes....I AM gonna buy one....and stuff it up me arse in the
bath!!!

**Ahem** sorry!


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-09-05 12:31 [#00380081]
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hehe,you`ll get a bit of a shock doing that in the bath :D
You will believe in magic etc.etc.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-05 12:38 [#00380091]
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barbie butt-plugs anyone?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-05 12:45 [#00380095]
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I got me a Cabbage Patch Kid fuck buddy with both front AND
rear entry greaseholes.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-05 12:50 [#00380100]
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I just checked the amazon.com page and three of those
reviews aren't there, so I guess that means they've been
removed. The least suggestive one (the one about the son
whose sister fights him for the toy) is there.

But this is from one from a couple of days ago:

"I'm 32 and enjoy riding the broom as much as my 12 yr old
and 7 year old. The vibrations, along with the swooshing
sounds make for a very magical journey! It is a very durable
toy, as well. My only complaint is, I wish the batteries
didn't run out quite so quickly!"



 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-05 12:52 [#00380104]
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strange peter I just had a look and they were there????


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-05 13:02 [#00380123]
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That's weird...?

I was looking at this page. 8 reviews. The June
11 ones certainly aren't there.


 

offline SteveWardale from Lincoln (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 13:48 [#00380185]
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Haha, I can't believe how inventive this psot is... sick,
but very cleverly done to make even a harmless child's toy
look pervy. The world these days, eh?


 

offline Hiller_ from Tornio (Finland) on 2002-09-05 14:02 [#00380210]
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harry potter...
pot=weed.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-09-05 14:08 [#00380225]
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I've put my order in !


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 14:41 [#00380265]
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I gave this as a gift to my cousin Jessica who is a huge
Harry Potter fan. My aunt can't stop thanking me enough. She
says Jessica plays with it, pretending to be Hermione,
riding it around her room or outside in her yard until she's
exhausted. Great gift idea, not just for boys.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 14:47 [#00380268]
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Whats this world coming too??? Lets get some vibrating
teething rings while were at it...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-09-05 15:31 [#00380414]
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eeewwwweee !!

I woulden't put them in my mouth >=op


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 15:50 [#00380466]
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who said they go in your mouth?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-09-05 17:11 [#00380543]
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This is worse than the penis-shaped lollipops that ejaculate
liquid candy filling.



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 21:01 [#00380876]
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lol @ xlr. hmm...i could bet those were banned from schools
;)

I still think this harry potter thing is the funniest /
stupidest / wackiest / dumbest thing EVER. I vote it Toy of
the Year!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 21:02 [#00380883]
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Nimbus 2000 could be used 'kiddingly' as a sex education
device. I don't know how the teacher could involve a story
mixing both funny plots to the kids and sex but Im sure
they'll be fine.


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-09-06 01:05 [#00381228]
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Not just for girls! ;)

(A guy I know made himself a vibrator out of an old electric
shaver)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-09-06 01:07 [#00381232]
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i wonder how is he using it


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-06 01:23 [#00381258]
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to cut up his asshole like the goatse.cx man.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-09-06 01:24 [#00381261]
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shit


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-09-06 01:26 [#00381263]
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he used it for anal stimulation, brings on a more intense
orgasm.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-09-06 01:28 [#00381265]
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not that i wanted to know that...
hehe


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-09-06 01:55 [#00381300]
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omg

hahahahahhaha

hhaha...heh.............something strange is goin on i
presume =/


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-09-06 03:14 [#00381384]
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omg, that toy is retarded, haahahha! thats way too perverted
to be accidental! =p


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-06 05:21 [#00381492]
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I think so too! the guy behind it is some sicko! I bet the
toy is actually ILLEGAL and it somehow got approved by the
toy industry. Slipped under their naked eyes. BAN THIS
TOY!! BAN THIS TOY!! BOYCOTT!!! BOYCOTT!!!!! LETS KEEP OUR
KIDS SAFE!!!!!!!



 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2002-09-06 06:15 [#00381520]
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that's right ;)


 

offline Pirotess from Swansea (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-15 14:30 [#00404583]
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I have to bump this for anyone who hasen't seen this
reviews, yes, they REALLY ARE on amazon.com


 

offline Desdemona from Lake Mendota on 2002-10-15 14:52 [#00404614]
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Was wondering who brought back this thread... I've spent
the morning looking at the US Government site of all product
recalls, amazed at some of the toys that have been
marketed,and the problems with them.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-10-15 16:21 [#00404732]
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On that recall site I learn what McDonalds have been selling
to kiddies; NFL-dolls with outsized "suckable" heads made of
perishable lead. Looks like the war on terror will need to
branch out...:)


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-15 16:46 [#00404749]
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dont talk harry potter a sexual way
it makes me sick
dont talk about this shit anyways in fact...


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-15 16:51 [#00404750]
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if there weren't so much toys made up, there wouldn't have
so much sexual affiliations possible...
a long rubber stick vibrating toy...
how sick is that?
im proud to learn that on xltronic...
;))


 

offline detheel on 2013-10-15 00:53 [#02462819]
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if there weren't so much DUBturbo


 


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