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flim-flam
from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 11:46 [#00380038]
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Read these on the Amazon.com site for the Nimbus 2000 toy!
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
GREAT TOY!, June 11, 2002 Reviewer: Ashley from TX My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)
Harry Potter Toy, Review, August 28, 2002 Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.
Excellent!, June 11, 2002 Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
How scary is that???
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 11:49 [#00380043]
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*grins*
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-05 11:50 [#00380045]
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yek yek!!!
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mccabe
from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-09-05 11:51 [#00380048]
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hehe,are you gonna buy one flim-flam? :D
seriously though that is a little disturbing,the makers obviously have a sick sense of humour,or plain old stupid.Im now curious to see one now though.
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heptanary
from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-09-05 11:52 [#00380050]
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I've seen one Did'n know it has vibration incorporated
Gonna buy one for my grandma
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mccabe
from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-09-05 11:53 [#00380051]
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To see a nimbus 2000 that is,not a child riding it :D
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-05 11:59 [#00380058]
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Is she a witch? Or does she just love her vibros?
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heptanary
from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-09-05 12:00 [#00380059]
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both and some more
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flim-flam
from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 12:04 [#00380061]
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Yes....I AM gonna buy one....and stuff it up me arse in the bath!!!
**Ahem** sorry!
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mccabe
from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-09-05 12:31 [#00380081]
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hehe,you`ll get a bit of a shock doing that in the bath :D You will believe in magic etc.etc.
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-05 12:38 [#00380091]
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barbie butt-plugs anyone?
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-05 12:45 [#00380095]
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I got me a Cabbage Patch Kid fuck buddy with both front AND rear entry greaseholes.
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-05 12:50 [#00380100]
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I just checked the amazon.com page and three of those reviews aren't there, so I guess that means they've been removed. The least suggestive one (the one about the son whose sister fights him for the toy) is there.
But this is from one from a couple of days ago:
"I'm 32 and enjoy riding the broom as much as my 12 yr old and 7 year old. The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey! It is a very durable toy, as well. My only complaint is, I wish the batteries didn't run out quite so quickly!"
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-05 12:52 [#00380104]
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strange peter I just had a look and they were there????
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-05 13:02 [#00380123]
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That's weird...?
I was looking at this page. 8 reviews. The June 11 ones certainly aren't there.
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SteveWardale
from Lincoln (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-05 13:48 [#00380185]
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Haha, I can't believe how inventive this psot is... sick, but very cleverly done to make even a harmless child's toy look pervy. The world these days, eh?
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Hiller_
from Tornio (Finland) on 2002-09-05 14:02 [#00380210]
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harry potter... pot=weed.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-09-05 14:08 [#00380225]
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I've put my order in !
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Amonbrune
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 14:41 [#00380265]
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I gave this as a gift to my cousin Jessica who is a huge Harry Potter fan. My aunt can't stop thanking me enough. She says Jessica plays with it, pretending to be Hermione, riding it around her room or outside in her yard until she's exhausted. Great gift idea, not just for boys.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amonbrune
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 14:47 [#00380268]
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Whats this world coming too??? Lets get some vibrating teething rings while were at it...
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-09-05 15:31 [#00380414]
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eeewwwweee !!
I woulden't put them in my mouth >=op
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Amonbrune
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 15:50 [#00380466]
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who said they go in your mouth?
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-09-05 17:11 [#00380543]
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This is worse than the penis-shaped lollipops that ejaculate liquid candy filling.
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Amonbrune
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 21:01 [#00380876]
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lol @ xlr. hmm...i could bet those were banned from schools ;)
I still think this harry potter thing is the funniest / stupidest / wackiest / dumbest thing EVER. I vote it Toy of the Year!
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Amonbrune
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-05 21:02 [#00380883]
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Nimbus 2000 could be used 'kiddingly' as a sex education device. I don't know how the teacher could involve a story mixing both funny plots to the kids and sex but Im sure they'll be fine.
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hedphelym
from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-09-06 01:05 [#00381228]
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Not just for girls! ;)
(A guy I know made himself a vibrator out of an old electric shaver)
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2002-09-06 01:07 [#00381232]
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i wonder how is he using it
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-06 01:23 [#00381258]
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to cut up his asshole like the goatse.cx man.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2002-09-06 01:24 [#00381261]
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shit
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hedphelym
from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-09-06 01:26 [#00381263]
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he used it for anal stimulation, brings on a more intense orgasm.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2002-09-06 01:28 [#00381265]
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not that i wanted to know that... hehe
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-09-06 01:55 [#00381300]
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omg
hahahahahhaha
hhaha...heh.............something strange is goin on i presume =/
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2002-09-06 03:14 [#00381384]
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omg, that toy is retarded, haahahha! thats way too perverted to be accidental! =p
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Amonbrune
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-06 05:21 [#00381492]
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I think so too! the guy behind it is some sicko! I bet the toy is actually ILLEGAL and it somehow got approved by the toy industry. Slipped under their naked eyes. BAN THIS TOY!! BAN THIS TOY!! BOYCOTT!!! BOYCOTT!!!!! LETS KEEP OUR KIDS SAFE!!!!!!!
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Neto
from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2002-09-06 06:15 [#00381520]
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that's right ;)
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Pirotess
from Swansea (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-15 14:30 [#00404583]
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I have to bump this for anyone who hasen't seen this reviews, yes, they REALLY ARE on amazon.com
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Desdemona
from Lake Mendota on 2002-10-15 14:52 [#00404614]
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Was wondering who brought back this thread... I've spent the morning looking at the US Government site of all product recalls, amazed at some of the toys that have been marketed,and the problems with them.
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smokehammer
from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-10-15 16:21 [#00404732]
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On that recall site I learn what McDonalds have been selling to kiddies; NFL-dolls with outsized "suckable" heads made of perishable lead. Looks like the war on terror will need to branch out...:)
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-15 16:46 [#00404749]
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dont talk harry potter a sexual way it makes me sick dont talk about this shit anyways in fact...
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-15 16:51 [#00404750]
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if there weren't so much toys made up, there wouldn't have so much sexual affiliations possible...
a long rubber stick vibrating toy... how sick is that? im proud to learn that on xltronic... ;))
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detheel
on 2013-10-15 00:53 [#02462819]
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if there weren't so much DUBturbo
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