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offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:30 [#00378192]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



not to spam or ANYTHING but I thought you should all know.


Two fucking days ago, I admit I wanked with head and
shoulders shampoo. That night, a painful burning feeling
started in my ...nuts and its been hurting for two fucking
ass days now!

Please, I consider you ALL my friends, PLEASE do not wank
with head and shoulders shampoo, the pain is i just can't
take it anymore.

this is not a joke, either, unfortunatly :(.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:33 [#00378201]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



:-O


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-09-04 13:33 [#00378202]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



a friend of mine said the best way to cure that "shampoo
sting" was to double up & try to suck your own dick (to suck
out the chemical irritant causing the pain ?)

might be worth a try ;D



 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:34 [#00378207]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



wtf?


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-09-04 13:34 [#00378208]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



only joking .... thinking of that famous Randall / Dante
repetoire in Clerks ::))


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:35 [#00378210]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



damn it this hurts


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 13:35 [#00378211]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378192



Don't you have shower gel or soap?


 

offline dmise from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:36 [#00378212]
Points: 635 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378192



When I saw the topic I thought you were talking about a new
wanking technique using your head and sholders. :P


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-09-04 13:36 [#00378213]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



What the hell did you do that for?


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:37 [#00378216]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



i don't fucking know.

i'm never gonna wank again!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:37 [#00378217]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378192



Your very brave for telling us.
I'll give ya that credit.

Wow.. what a Messageboard we have here.



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 13:38 [#00378218]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to dmise: #00378212



Wanking techniques? Lay on your arm until it goes 'dead'
then wank away. It feels like someone else's hand is doing
the work.


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:38 [#00378219]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



heh, i'm so fucking embarrassed


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:39 [#00378221]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00378218



heh, If read about that one....

Have you tried that one?


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:41 [#00378223]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



ofcourse the topic changes ;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:42 [#00378225]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378223



Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Try some cream or something to stop the burning sensation!



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-09-04 13:42 [#00378228]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



OK, on masturbation techniques, some of the older posters
will remember this one:
http://www.aphextwin.nu/mb/topic.php3?start=50&topic=8844&o
rder=&seekwrd=don\\\'t%20masturbate&sord=


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:43 [#00378229]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



after i finish listening to this album


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-09-04 13:43 [#00378230]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



Whatever you do don't try to urinate.


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:44 [#00378235]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



thats bullshit, taxi, my pisses were fine.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:44 [#00378236]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378229



Fuck the album... you've got a serious situation here !!!


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:45 [#00378238]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



but i love this album!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-09-04 13:45 [#00378239]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378235



Then you obviously don't have a very serious case of shampoo
sting.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:46 [#00378240]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378238



Shit man!!
What is it?

Is it worth sitting thru while your balls are burning?!



 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:46 [#00378241]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



my balls only burn when i wear clothes ;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 13:47 [#00378244]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



To Quote Squarepushers "My Red Hot Car"

I wanna fuck you with my Red Hot Cock...


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:49 [#00378247]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

he should change it to My Red Hot Balls


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 13:49 [#00378248]
Points: 4166 Status: Lurker



I done that when I was like 14 or something ExHore, It's
quite common. You only do it once. Don't use hand soap as
lube for anal sex either ;)


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:51 [#00378250]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



i'm not gay so i dun do anal.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-09-04 13:52 [#00378252]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



ExHore; are you shore you don't have a sexual disease?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 13:52 [#00378253]
Points: 4166 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378250



You can have anal sex with a female too dude.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-09-04 13:53 [#00378254]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



I ment SURE! Are you sure?


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-09-04 13:53 [#00378255]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker | Followup to Spikee Dragon: #00378253



Yeah! They have asses too, you know!
*giggle*


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:55 [#00378257]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



baaaaaaaaaaalllllllllls hurtttttttttttttttt

*gets vasiline*


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-04 13:58 [#00378263]
Points: 2157 Status: Regular



OWWWWWWWWW MOTHER FUCKING LYERS, ITS MAKING IT WORSE


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-09-04 13:58 [#00378266]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Use some cayenne-pepper


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-09-04 14:00 [#00378272]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



You could always cut the tip open and wash it out proper.

BTW... bonus props 2 U if you film yourself doing this and
post it up on the net.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 14:21 [#00378310]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to ExHore: #00378263





WHY?



 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-04 14:24 [#00378318]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



I think you need to get hold of some calomine lotion from
the farm-a-cyst.

Otherwise you are going to have to keep on washing the old
fella in plenty of fresh cold water.

let us now how it goes.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-09-04 16:31 [#00378569]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Never use anything with harsh chemicals on the "downtown
area".

Did you manage to get shampoo inside your pisshole or just
on the skin?

Christ man, be careful! Might want to go to a
dermatologist.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-09-04 16:38 [#00378586]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



ExHore has apparently never heard of baby oil...

;.)


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 18:05 [#00378696]
Points: 1536 Status: Lurker



"Use some cayenne-pepper"

Hahahaha!



 

offline Clic on 2002-09-04 18:23 [#00378716]
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B3n's reaction is my favorite.


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-09-04 18:27 [#00378721]
Points: 2478 Status: Lurker



Don't wank for a couple days and see if it goes away.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-09-04 18:42 [#00378770]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



smymra: he asked for sensible suggestions only.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-04 18:44 [#00378779]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



no no no...you're all wrong. you have to keep on doing it
to flush it out of your system! obviously the head and
shoulders got in there...GOTTA GET IT OUT!! ARF!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-04 18:45 [#00378781]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



mine is logical!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-04 18:46 [#00378784]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



*wanks off on other people's misery*


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-09-04 18:47 [#00378786]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-09-04 18:49 [#00378793]
Points: 3167 Status: Regular



man, i've done that with this handsoap

not fun at all..........


 


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