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not to spam or ANYTHING but I thought you should all know. Two fucking days ago, I admit I wanked with head and shoulders shampoo. That night, a painful burning feeling started in my ...nuts and its been hurting for two fucking ass days now! Please, I consider you ALL my friends, PLEASE do not wank with head and shoulders shampoo, the pain is i just can't take it anymore. this is not a joke, either, unfortunatly :(. |
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:-O |
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a friend of mine said the best way to cure that "shampoo sting" was to double up & try to suck your own dick (to suck out the chemical irritant causing the pain ?) might be worth a try ;D |
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wtf? |
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only joking .... thinking of that famous Randall / Dante repetoire in Clerks ::)) |
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damn it this hurts |
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Don't you have shower gel or soap? |
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When I saw the topic I thought you were talking about a new wanking technique using your head and sholders. :P |
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What the hell did you do that for? |
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i don't fucking know. i'm never gonna wank again! |
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Your very brave for telling us. I'll give ya that credit. Wow.. what a Messageboard we have here. |
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Wanking techniques? Lay on your arm until it goes 'dead' then wank away. It feels like someone else's hand is doing the work. |
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heh, i'm so fucking embarrassed |
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heh, If read about that one.... Have you tried that one? |
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ofcourse the topic changes ;) |
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Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Try some cream or something to stop the burning sensation! |
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OK, on masturbation techniques, some of the older posters will remember this one: http://www.aphextwin.nu/mb/topic.php3?start=50&topic=8844&o rder=&seekwrd=don\\\'t%20masturbate&sord= |
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after i finish listening to this album |
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Whatever you do don't try to urinate. |
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thats bullshit, taxi, my pisses were fine. |
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Fuck the album... you've got a serious situation here !!! |
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but i love this album! |
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Then you obviously don't have a very serious case of shampoo sting. |
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Shit man!! What is it? Is it worth sitting thru while your balls are burning?! |
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my balls only burn when i wear clothes ;) |
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To Quote Squarepushers "My Red Hot Car" I wanna fuck you with my Red Hot Cock... |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH! he should change it to My Red Hot Balls |
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I done that when I was like 14 or something ExHore, It's quite common. You only do it once. Don't use hand soap as lube for anal sex either ;) |
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i'm not gay so i dun do anal. |
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ExHore; are you shore you don't have a sexual disease? |
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You can have anal sex with a female too dude. |
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I ment SURE! Are you sure? |
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Yeah! They have asses too, you know! *giggle* |
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baaaaaaaaaaalllllllllls hurtttttttttttttttt *gets vasiline* |
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OWWWWWWWWW MOTHER FUCKING LYERS, ITS MAKING IT WORSE |
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Use some cayenne-pepper |
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You could always cut the tip open and wash it out proper. BTW... bonus props 2 U if you film yourself doing this and post it up on the net. |
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WHY? |
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I think you need to get hold of some calomine lotion from the farm-a-cyst. Otherwise you are going to have to keep on washing the old fella in plenty of fresh cold water. let us now how it goes. |
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Never use anything with harsh chemicals on the "downtown area". Did you manage to get shampoo inside your pisshole or just on the skin? Christ man, be careful! Might want to go to a dermatologist. |
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ExHore has apparently never heard of baby oil... ;.) |
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"Use some cayenne-pepper" Hahahaha! |
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B3n's reaction is my favorite. |
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Don't wank for a couple days and see if it goes away. |
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smymra: he asked for sensible suggestions only. |
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no no no...you're all wrong. you have to keep on doing it to flush it out of your system! obviously the head and shoulders got in there...GOTTA GET IT OUT!! ARF! |
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mine is logical! |
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*wanks off on other people's misery* |
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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man, i've done that with this handsoap not fun at all.......... |
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