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offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2002-09-02 19:01 [#00375886]
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heres a riddle for you all

Tom Jenkinson has a big one

Christopher Lee has a small one

Ex-President Clinton used his all the time

and Queen Elizabeth never uses hers

what is it?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-09-02 19:05 [#00375890]
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laptop?


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-02 19:05 [#00375891]
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a dick


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-09-02 19:05 [#00375892]
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helicopter?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-09-02 19:05 [#00375893]
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bath?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-09-02 19:07 [#00375895]
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smile


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-09-02 19:08 [#00375897]
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hand


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-02 19:08 [#00375898]
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BASS


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-09-02 19:08 [#00375899]
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knob?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2002-09-02 19:09 [#00375900]
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keep going


 

offline electro from detroit on 2002-09-02 19:09 [#00375903]
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remote control


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-09-02 19:09 [#00375904]
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A last name..

Boooyaaahhhhh!


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-09-02 19:09 [#00375905]
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I know the answer but I will not say it

Instead I say a black marker


 

offline electro from detroit on 2002-09-02 19:09 [#00375906]
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a broom


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-09-02 19:10 [#00375907]
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pomme de terre, you asshole ;)


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-09-02 19:10 [#00375908]
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which lizzzie? 1 or 2 ?


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-09-02 19:11 [#00375909]
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damn

pomme de terre got it


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-09-02 19:12 [#00375911]
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couln't be brain, Clinton's thick.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-09-02 19:12 [#00375914]
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dammit.. stupid riddles... you deserve to get banned!!

;)


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-02 19:13 [#00375915]
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yeah, gotta be the last name...


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-09-02 19:13 [#00375916]
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good 4 u, potato!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2002-09-02 19:14 [#00375919]
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well done pomme de terre

heres another

a man went into a shop t check the price of something
"hw much is one" he asked "£1.20" replied the shop keeper.
"and ten" asked the man "£2.40" saidthe shopkeeper.
"ok" said the customer,"ill take 210" the shopkeeper charge
him a total of £3.60
what on earth was te man buying?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-09-02 19:17 [#00375927]
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the letter "n"?

...dude, get your keyboard fixed or slow down or something


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2002-09-02 19:18 [#00375929]
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my keyboard is fucked


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-09-02 19:19 [#00375933]
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pack of something-don't know what tho
:)


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-09-02 19:27 [#00375942]
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a penis?


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2002-09-02 19:33 [#00375952]
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The individual digits? £1.20 per digit. This was a shop
that sold abstract things.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-09-02 19:38 [#00375962]
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he was buying numbers "2" and "10" like for your street
number... 210

if that's not the answer than it should be...


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-09-02 20:08 [#00375997]
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yes and every number cost 120
1 one digit 120
10 two digits 240 = 120 x 2
210 three digits 360 = 120 x 3


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-09-02 20:33 [#00376013]
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HAHAHA Exhore

DAMN... Pomme De Terre you should be on a gameshow


 


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