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PROCTOLOGY NEVER HURT SO MUCH |
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AND I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT... YES. GOOD IDEA THINKING! |
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*pushes through the swinging doors* *Glances around, with his hand by his trusty revolver* "Who feels lucky?" |
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I DO CAUSE I HAD SOMEONES HAND UP MY...UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL LUCKY YOU FUZZ APPLE! BRING IT ON STRANGER!!! *takes out guns* COME AND GET YOUR IRON!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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*Stands back into an alcove* This could get messy!! |
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*spins the chamber of his revolver* "On the count of draw..." *twiddles his fingers next to his gun* |
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1 3 4...DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BANG* |
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*grabs bottle of tequila and bartender's daughter, chucks in several sticks of dynamite and legs it* |
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*BANG!* |
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*throws lightsaber in boomerang fashion, hitting bottle of Tequila out of Diablo's hand, and cutting the throat of the saloon prostitute!* We meet again, Diablo!! |
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Ha! You missed! *takes drink of water, and it pours out of the hole in his stomach* hmmm.... :S |
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*Then deflects Zeus's bullets with lightsaber* |
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We have prostitues here!?!? |
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i didnt shoot at you! they were meant for Amon! :P |
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YEAH ZEUS BUT THEY'RE ALL FUZZ APPLES. NOW LOOK IM ALL HOLED UP...I CAN LITERALLY PUT SOMETHING THROUGH MY STUMACH CAUSE I GOT A uhh..lets see I GOT A 4 INCH HOLE... IM TELLIN YA IT HURTS...HURTS LIKE ... YEAH |
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*checks the hole in his stomach* "Oh, it was just my cantine! Im OK!" =D |
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I got some band-aid and some bandages, back in my Imperial Shuttle, which is parked behind the blacksmiths shed! Don't get dying on me! |
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*takes a shot of wiskey after winnin the showdown, then washes it down with some moonshin* *cOuGh* "Smooooth" *cOugH* |
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Trooper 2: Don't move creep! Trooper 1: Hehehehe! Trooper 2: Reach for the sky, yah varmint! Take him to the jailhouse, boys! Trooper 1: Yes sir, right away sir! *helps Amonbrone to his feet* You OK boy? |
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you dont go to jail for winning showdowns! old western culture is based on winning these to show who controls the town! if people went to jail for every show down they were in, there wouldnt be anyone in the town! |
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*puts on his mask, pulls out sword, cuts a Z in the troopers shirts, and rides off into the sunset* |
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Since Sheriff Princo, met an unfortunate death, Jedi Chris is the new law in this here town, boy!!! And if you doubt my sincerity, just watch me kill a friend to show I mean business! *Pulls out a revolver, points it at Amonbrune and pulls the trigger!* |
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AHHHHHHHHHH ARGGGGG!!! *falls down and dies* |
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Don't mess with the best, 'cos the best don't mess! *Spits into bucket!* Ding! Hehehehe! |
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*remembers there are prostitutes in the town, and turns around, and heads back into town* |
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Hey, wait for me - I'll come along to! They'd best not be ugly ones like last time! Hell, that one you had last weekend didn't even have teeth!!! |
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*smells pizza in the distance* "screw the women... i rather eat!" *goes to get the pizza* |
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****** THE END ******* *cheesy Sunday afternoon credits scroll up screen* Starring (in order of most popular) JEDI CHRIS : THE HERO AMONBRUNE : AMON OF THE EAST TOLSTOYED : LUNATIC WITH TANK ZEUS : COWBOY WHO SCREWED WHORE WITH NO TEETH SIDO DYAS : YELLOW BELLIED YACK! DIABLO : TEQUILA THIEF FILMED BEFORE A LIVE SESEAME STREET AUDIENCE, AND BROUGHT TO YOU WITH THE LETTERS 'J' and 'C' AND THE NUMBER 54034! |
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Amended: Sorry Princo, mate! ****** THE END ******* *cheesy Sunday afternoon credits scroll up screen* Starring (in order of most popular) JEDI CHRIS : THE HERO PRINCO : THE SHERIFF AMONBRUNE (THE LATE) : AMON OF THE EAST TOLSTOYED : LUNATIC WITH TANK ZEUS : COWBOY WHO SCREWED WHORE WITH NO TEETH SIDO DYAS : YELLOW BELLIED YACK! DIABLO : TEQUILA THIEF FILMED BEFORE A LIVE SESEAME STREET AUDIENCE, AND BROUGHT TO YOU WITH THE LETTERS 'J' and 'C' AND THE NUMBER 54034! |
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