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i've decided to watch fistful of dollars by sergio leone due to no real action on the mb |
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We could start a gun fight here if you want? |
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Best be saddling up that there hoss, Tolstoyed! |
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http://home.earthlink.net/~quik_draw/cowboy.html You can talk like a cowboy from a western with these helpful phrases! Hehehe |
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*fires revolver into the darkness abyss of the message board* Come out ya yellow bellies, before ya end up in the bone orchard!! |
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Loads up double barrel slowly while chewing on a toothpick... |
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by the time you draw your barrel... |
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BOOOM... (echos) (tumbleweed blows across street) |
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Starts the engine to the giant spider seen in Wild Wild West. "BRING IT ON!!!" (ps. what a crappy movie haha!! giant spider!!) |
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i never saw wild wild west is it any good? |
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No!!! The best westerns i can think of is "The Unforgiven" with Gene Hackman and Clint Eastwood. And "Deadman" by Jill Jarmoush (sp?) |
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dead man is awesome neil young is awesome johnny depp is awesome jim jarmusch ... |
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Amen! "stupid fucking whiteman!!" |
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did you notice iggy pop in there? |
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No i don't remember? wich character is he? |
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if you remember where johnny aproached three ppl in the woods by the fire-there were two guys and a woman. iggy is that woman |
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haha!! really??? I have to see this movie again!!! =) |
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its a shame mr. jarmusch doesn't make more movies |
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hes not ? What is he gonna do instead ? |
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sorry what i meant is that i wish he would make more movies as far as i know he only filmed about 10 movies so far-and thats a shame |
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Oh! ok =) But didn't he direct music videos in the first place and then jumped over to filmmaking? Im sure we have many great movies to look forward to. I wonder what music vids he has done? |
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i know he did a documentary of a neil young tour and probably he done saome videos for ramones but he's been filming movies since 1984 i think and that means he done about 10 movies in 18 years but perhaps its better this way |
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This topic ain't big enough for the four of us! Meet me outside the saloon at high noon, for a shootout! *tumble weed rolls by....* |
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do i bring my own gun? |
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Here you can have one of mine! *passes a gun* Tsk...tsk.....where are the others? |
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thanks don't know where are the others and i must go to win some more table tennis see ya at the shootout |
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Hmmmmmm.....it looks like its passed noon! Where are you, you yellow bellied dogs?? |
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*Get's Jedi Macrobinoculars out, and scans horizon! * Is that Mr. Princo I see!?? |
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Thats Sheriff Princo to you Jedi. :P |
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BANG BANG .... BANG!!! *bullets fly past Sheriff Prino's head* |
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Bah! I'm bored! *shoots self in the head and dies!* |
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Coward!! |
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Go Fuck yourself :P |
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*Steals dead Sheriff Princo's badge, in true evil Jedi style, and kicks dirt on his rotting corpse!* |
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What ever. |
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Hey - you can't talk, you're dead!!!??! *fires another couple of slugs into PRinco's body...and blows down the end of the gun...* That'll make sure!! |
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I'm Siiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnging in the rain.... Just Sssiiiiinnnnging in the rain!!!!... so on.. so on.. |
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*clicks fingers.....Jedi Chris's clone troopers turn up wearing cowboy hats* Trooper 1: How can we be of assistance sir! Jedi Chris: Just look at that Princo fool singing! Trooper 2: Want us to teach him a lesson, sir? Trooper 1: Maybe we could break his legs? Jedi Chris: Just get him outta my sight! *Troops drag of Princo to teach him some respect* |
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*noise of Princo's leg bones snapping disturb Jedi Chris from sipping his afternoon tea!* Keep the noise down, boys! Trooper 1: Sorry sir!! |
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*here comes tolstoyed (in his big black tank), searching for jedi chris* |
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*Tolstoyed gets dragged from the controls of his tank, and is cruelly beaten with baseball bats until he can no longer walk* What was that you said mate? Didn't quite make that out? Ahhhh.....you're sorry you're late? OK, apology accepted! Trooper 1: Shall we drag his sorry ass out of your sight sir? Jedi Chris: If you would! |
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I'm not sure John Wayne used to do things like this?!?!??! |
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I AM AMON OF THE EAST!! bow before my quadruple chamber gun you fuzz apples! |
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Trooper 2: Hey, Jedi Chris! You ought to take a looksy at this!! *turns around* Hmmmmmmmm......I wondered when he'd turn up!! Trooper 1: Want us to cane his sorry ass, sir? No, let's see if he want's to do a deal! |
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I WANT TO DO A DEAL FUZZ APPLE! |
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If you want to do a deal, then you can stop calling me fuzz apple!! *Trooper 2 grabs Amon of the East in a headlock, and is about to break his neck* Leave him be..... Diablo and Sido Dyas never showed at high noon, they are obviously cowards! There's fifty gold pieces for you if you bring then in, dead or alive! *shows Amon of the East the gold, in a small pouch* |
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OOO GOLD YESS YESS YESS..OHHH OH OHOHOHOH..YESSSSSSS UHHHHH.... GOLD IS GOOD! GIMME |
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Hmmmmm.....maybe our loyal monkey friend can be of some assistance? It'd be like old times! |
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oh old times are good. i hope that fuzz apple gets here fast! I HATE SLOW FUZZ APPLES!! THEY MAKE ME WANNA SHAKE MY 'BAD FOOD DISPENSOR' |
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We should setup a camp fire and wait for him to turn up I think.... *also sets bear traps for diablo and Sido Dyas* |
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