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offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-08-22 05:33 [#00359565]
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...which one would you be?

i would be lizzie borden, she chopped up her parents with an
axe, that's so cool! haha

take the quiz

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-08-22 05:35 [#00359566]
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You're a very sick person


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-22 05:37 [#00359576]
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hahaha funny yet very sick


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-08-22 05:42 [#00359581]
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those were jokes, all of them! honestly!

i heart jesus! all the time.


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-08-22 05:43 [#00359582]
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i'm ed gein!


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-22 05:43 [#00359583]
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lizzy borden took an axe gave her mother forty wacks. when
she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one.


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-08-22 05:45 [#00359584]
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this is by far the most morbid thread ever

=)


 

offline MAGICNINJA from G-ville of tha FL (United States) on 2002-08-22 05:49 [#00359586]
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im jack the ripper


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-08-22 05:53 [#00359589]
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jeffory dohmer wasn't a nice person



 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-22 05:53 [#00359590]
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jeffery dahmer....... watch out, i'll eat yah up.....


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-22 06:03 [#00359599]
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i did the death test too.. this is what it said:
Congratulations, You will...
Burn to Death
(you have 6 years and 14 days to live, from the date you
read this)
During one of your well known sex romps with the local
slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire
to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of
passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one
of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to
cum.

suck ass.



 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-22 06:06 [#00359602]
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i would be someone far cooler shrewder and more calculated
than any of the tragic losers that are the real ghoul's
gallery...

maybe the Joker from Grant Morrison's Arkham's Asylum...


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-08-22 06:09 [#00359603]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



thanksomuch, thanksomuch
you're quite the mb whore tonite
your pants must be BURNING with love



 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-22 06:16 [#00359609]
Points: 544 Status: Regular



DonkeyRhubarb, you have no idea.


 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2002-08-22 06:21 [#00359611]
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cool decision Thanksomuch, enjoy your meal!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-22 06:44 [#00359635]
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jason from the friday the 13th movies cos he kills cute
teenagers.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-08-22 06:49 [#00359646]
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I'd be Lee Harvey Oswald 'cause he killed the president of
the USA, something I'd like to see happen someday soon!
that would be cool. yeah, uh huh huh ....uh huh...yeah yeah
FIRE!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-22 07:08 [#00359668]
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this is insane


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-22 07:31 [#00359693]
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apparently id be.....

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would
be...
Edmund Kemper III
(AKA the Co-ed Killer)
Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well,
anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.

Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students,
strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home
to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with
the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the
head and hands and dispose of the remains.

After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished
off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering
her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both
of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days
later.

Kill count: 8-9


funny, i see myself more as a poisioner type of person


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-22 13:49 [#00360128]
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I'd rather be Ted Bundy or Charles Manson...


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-22 13:57 [#00360135]
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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would
be...

The Zodiac Killer

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac
Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or
shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the
targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted
messages to the local papers, describing how his past
victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't
post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following
day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer
as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that
covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he
always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never
solved.

kill count: 13



 

offline gy from copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-08-22 14:00 [#00360138]
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the zodiac killer it was here too:)


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-22 14:02 [#00360139]
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Congratulations, You will...

Take your own life

(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you
read this)
After going through with your own well thought out version
of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the
thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get
off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!


...cool. ^^


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-08-22 14:15 [#00360147]
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Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill the president.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-22 14:15 [#00360148]
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zoiac killer here too.


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 14:47 [#00360165]
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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...

Ted Bundy
In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30
young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks,
found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but
sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their
houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow
bar.

After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy
accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing
spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not
before taking the lives of 3 more women.

Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with
long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped,
beaten and sodomized.

kill count: 30+



 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 14:47 [#00360166]
Points: 908 Status: Lurker



oh dear,


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 14:59 [#00360173]
Points: 908 Status: Lurker



in the requiem for a dream test im sara goldfarb,yet more
good news,yay!!!!:D


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-22 15:54 [#00360221]
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I'd be a cereal killer - watch your back Cornflakes!! HEhehe


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-22 15:59 [#00360225]
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My God!
That joke sucked! :P


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-22 16:04 [#00360234]
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Sorry! :(

:P


 

offline Clic on 2002-08-22 16:06 [#00360239]
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I'd be a foppish dandy that had the magical 'powers' to
projectile vomit and give men hard-ons.

It's not really a cereal killer, but yeah.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-22 16:06 [#00360240]
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I'd make a great cereal killer, I'd be
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeat!!!

Hehehehhehee (Watch out Tony the Tiger!!)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-08-22 16:42 [#00360259]
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You're all nuts.


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 16:51 [#00360262]
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if anyone else wants to try the killerquiz which
donkeyrhubarb posted
The killer Quiz

i am ted bundy
requiem for a dream im sara goldfarb
i will die of natural causes
ive yet to take the what kind of shit are you quiz.


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 16:58 [#00360266]
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Floaters, the free birds of the shit family. Floaters drift
through life without a care in the world, taking everything
with a grain of salt, and smiling the whole way though. But
friend of floaters are far and few in between. Because of
there lofty views and social behavior, floaters tend to seem
like they just don't give a damn about anything, the reason
being, because they usually don't.

thats what i got in the shit test,im a
floater........charming:D


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-08-22 17:04 [#00360268]
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i took it again and i'm john wayne gacy!

yaaaaay

i'm a self loathing homosexual who kills gay guys!



 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-22 18:11 [#00360326]
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mccabe, time to start directing your hate to something else.
like phone books.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-22 18:40 [#00360370]
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I was David Berkowitz =oD

But I'd want to be Patrick Bateman.


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 20:07 [#00360451]
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Why thankyou,thanksomuch


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-08-22 20:13 [#00360454]
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Hannibal , no doubt!

That "Ray Liotas brain Steak" actualy looks tasty.
Garlic , white wine , .....mmmm.

(im serious , i actualy get hungry when i watch that scene)


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-22 20:46 [#00360485]
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You can be your own patrick bateman


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-23 00:04 [#00360671]
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...hey, have you looked at the comics on the site?

they're great!! ^^


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-08-23 00:05 [#00360674]
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hahahahaha

my dad was the only person laughing in the theater in that
scene


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-08-23 00:17 [#00360682]
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href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">
John Wayne Gacy
.

If you ever had a reason to be afraid of
clowns. This would be it.



Over the course of 3 years John Wayne Gacy, a part time
children's party clown, would go on to sodomize, torture and
murder over 30 young men, burying most of the bodies under
the floor boards of his home.



Gacy would use a chloroform soaked rag to render his victims
unconscious, then take them home and tie them up in his
basement. He would then proceed to torture them sexually,
using a varying range of dildos and sexual toys, eventually
strangling them to death with a 2x4 while raping them.



kill count: 30+

Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Kil...


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-08-23 00:25 [#00360687]
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haha

i got him too!


 

offline electro from detroit on 2002-08-23 00:58 [#00360735]
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Jack the Ripper, that is according to the questionaire


 

offline Verkrampte from Renton (United States) on 2002-08-23 00:58 [#00360736]
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i got John Wayne Gacy


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-08-23 02:21 [#00360796]
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'I'm not saying i believe in masked murder or any of that
shit, but if i was a cereal killer, i'd be mickey and
mallory.'

=D


 

offline manifestevil from Australia on 2004-06-23 23:21 [#01253650]
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charles manson from my understanding was never sentneced for
any murders.....
I didn't bother taking the test because my name isnt on the
list.



 


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