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in the stack of papers in the corner of my room and i dont know what to do. i shall throw the contents of my ashtray at it but i know this will only make a mess. surely a rat that big could not have got in here? |
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block it off with big tall objects then capture it and let it go back out into "nature", a place full of streets and buildings where it'll probably end up dead some other unnatural way instead. |
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i've sorted it now. "it'll probably end up dead some other unnatural way instead." for some reason that sentiment is really getting me down now. |
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it was probably a cockroach, they like stacks of papers |
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i found a snake in my room couple of days ago just to calm you down |
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Set fire to your room. |
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I had an itch on my tummy while I was laying in bed last night. Went to scratch it, and felt this moist slippery tubular insect on me, tickling me with its crawling motion. I shrieked and just jumped right the fuck out of there. Earwig in bed with me! I felt it's pincers, oh fuck, I just shiver typing it! jdsfjadslfjlsdajfldsajflks |
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nah it was just weird acoustics (i hope i think). if i find i cockroach in my room i will leave my room, simple as that. rats i can deal with because i used to have one. spiders would shit me out so much i'd probably throw myself out of the window. |
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it probably came out of your belly-button... |
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come over to my room. I'll open the window. |
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i have a plug. |
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and a rope ladder. which room is yours? |
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this one. I'm standing in my window, waving. |
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did you know Sheryl Crow wrote a song about you..? |
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This topic makes me think of |
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Hahahaha... yeah, that's me, scaredy cat of all things small and icky. I remember that adventure vividly, hehehe... |
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sheryl crow didnt write a song about me she wrote a song about steve mcqueen, the guy whos name i put in when they asked me for a username for this board. I would be quite offended if sherylc made a song about me, that chick whos in the top 20 at the moment who plays the piano driving through the street, shes a different matter. i would bone her. |
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THAT was one of the funniest things I've ever ridden. I just HAD to make that link ,so everyone can have a good laugh again. =o) |
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this comment will instigate a cat-fight between Sheryl Crow and "that chick whos in the top 20 at the moment who plays the piano driving through the street" |
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b-boys, be men. |
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that ophecks thread reminds me of something that happened to me. i was walking down the street and this HUGE bug, looked like a hybrid fly/wasp, lands on my shoulder. so i look down and see that the things got a two inch stinger and then i realize that its eating one of the wasps that usually flys into my house and scares the hell outta my mom. so i don't want to piss it off. so i gently tried to flick it off my shoulder and instead i flick off its meal, and it looks up at me. then this guy walks by me and says "hey, i think ya got something on your shoulder" and i think to myself, "no shit" and then the thing stings me. hurt like hell and i actually yelped like a schoolgirl on a crowded street. embarassing. |
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