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Post yours. mine is an ahnold classic : let off some steam. as he says this he throws a pipe through a guy. |
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luke, i am your father |
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tis a good one |
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time is a glorious abundance to those who procrastinate -schizopolis |
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"Oooohhh...you ARE sick..." --Eraserhead |
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I have only two things in this life, my balls and my word and I don't break em for noone (or something like that) |
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'MMMmmm baby!' buttslammers 13 |
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lets kick ass and chew bubblegum. and i'm all outta gum - Bruce Campbell |
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"You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE" I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull." -samuel l. jackson, pulp fiction |
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"People who speak in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." -Jack Nicholson in 'As Good As It Gets' Better order us some golf shoes. otherwise, we'll never get out of this mess alive. -Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing... there are too many good quotes in this movie though. |
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dr. peter venkman: back off man. I'm a scientist dr. raymond stantz: everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid! mayor: is that true? dr. peter venkman: yes, your Honor, this man has no dick. dr. raymond stantz: personally, i liked the university. they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. you've never been in the private sector. they expect results. dr. peter venkman: i must say, you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. you guys have been running the ass off me by greeting every shcizo in the tri-state area. what have you seen? dr. raymond stantz: of course you forget, peter, I was present at an unexplained, unseen mass sponge migration! dr. peter venkman: ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half. travis bickle: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting is ruining my body. Too much abuse is going on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. Sport: Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't fuck her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, fuck her in the mouth, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your cock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right? Grown Gordie: I never had any friends later on like those I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? Sam Emerson: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. Sam Emerson: Death by stereo! Bernstein: Old a |
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Bernstein: Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of. Atticus Finch: You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... 'til you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it. Atticus Finch: I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house. And that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard, but he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted, if I could hit 'em, but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. Well, I reckon because mockingbirds don't do anything but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us. Peter: When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. Patricia Franchini: It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone. Patricia Franchini: I don't know if I'm unhappy because I'm not free, or if I'm not free because I'm unhappy. HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me. HAL: It's called "Daisy." [sings while slowing down] HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon |
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''mine is an ahnold classic : let off some steam. as he says this he throws a pipe through a guy.'' That guy gets ALL the great lines! I love in Predator when he impales someone with a knife and pins him to a wall... '"Stick around!'' |
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the seat of a bicycle built for two. Captain Collins: There are no heroes anymore, Bishop. Just men who follow orders. Minister: As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear? Alex: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred. Alex: This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Mick Travers: One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. Otis B. Driftwood: It's all right, tha-that's in every contract. Tha-that's what they call a sanity clause. Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... you can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause. Grady: My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down. But I... corrected them, sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I corrected her. Jack Torrance: Darling! Light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! Rev. Harry Powell: [when he notices John staring at the words "love" and "hate" tattooed across his knuckles] Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a fighting, and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot |
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dog, love's a winning! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count! |
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"One can make all sorts of explosives out of household materials." -Tyler Durden (Fight Club) Too many good ones from this as well. Like: "Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken." |
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"You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production; prevent accidents, and be happy." - THX 1138 |
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"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove or How I stopped worrying and love the bomb |
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I dont know how to do it!....... I just FIGHT! - John Claude Van Dam forget the movie title... its the one where he does this underground kickboxing tournament. That is the funniest line I have ever heard |
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what is the universal human trait, fear or laziness? (paraphrasing) - waking life |
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"power is when we have every justification to kill... and we don't"--'schindler's list' |
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justification to kill? i didn't realise there WAS justification for terminating the existence of another. |
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hahaha i remember that one from dr strangelove! i watched w/ my family and we all laughed our asses off at that part =) |
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Fight Club: "I consider this arsehole tax" - Marla "Run, forrest, run!" - Tyler "Copier abuse? Now theres an image" - Narrarator. (deleted Fight Club scene) Not a line but I love the way Sara eats her chocolates. She closes her eyes. Enjoys every bite and holds onto the box like a child clinging to their mother. Very disturbing, excellent acting. Ellen B. should have won an oscar for that... |
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Winona Ryder in Dracula: "What is it Lucy? 'Cause I don't understand it." as they check out a copy of the Kama Sutra. |
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JAY (as a chant) --fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts! TEEN 1 Lemme get a nickel bag. JAY Fifteen bucks, little man. Put the money in my hand. If the money does not show, then you owe-me-owe-me-owe. My Jungle Love! Yes, Oh-we-oh-we-oh! I think I want to know ya', know ya'-- |
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oyeeeee jiver......dat quote is VERY naughty.....*slaps hand* =b outside_ninja....to kill a mockingbird is one of my ALL time favourite movies......nice quote! clic.....as good as it gets is FULL o good quotes.....tee hee....but that one is killA this is ONE of my fav quotes from a COMEDY..... ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man! GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. GUARD: Fetche lavache! GUARD: Quoi? GUARD: Fetche lavache! [moo!] (monty python and ze holy grail) *laughs hysterically* |
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"i buy the coffee, because when she buys it, she buys shit." i think it goes something like that anyway.... |
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"evil always wins because good is dumb" space balls or (insert the indifferent "nothing matters philosophy of the giant turtle in neverending story, the evil dialogue of the wolf when atrayu finds him in the cave about controlling the imagination of men... or the rock biter's deep sadness of losing his friends in the nothing... "they look like... big... strong... hands... ... don't they...") |
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"The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet!" Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back |
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"nobody make a move, or a shoot the head of the hand!!" bah... can't think of any good ones :) |
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cut/paste from IMDB huh? :p |
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"Hey Padre, let me ask you something.. when I was kicking your ass back there, did you get a little wood?" |
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"all these moments will be lost in time like tears in rain" bladerunner that scene always makes me sad |
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'The bastards have landed' - Peter Jacksons brilliant Bad Taste |
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Great film.. Braindead too |
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if you liked braindead get" bad Taste" and "meet the feebles", theyre his two other early budget ones meet the feebles is like muppets on acid |
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I have Bad Taste.. never seen meet the feebles though, will have to look out for that.. |
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Meet the feebles is kewl.... That f**king cockroache!!! |
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Ghostbusters 1 Ray: Whatever happens, don't look into the trap! *throws trap onto flow, and it lights up* Egon (Scared): I looked at the trap Ray Lock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels: If the milk turns out to be sour...im not the kind of pussy to drink it...you know what i mean? |
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"I killed them.....I killed them all! They're dead - every single one of them! And not just the men, but the women.....and the children too! They're like animals....and I slaughtered them like animals!!!!" Anakin Skywalker |
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"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear" -Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas |
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- esta noite encarnerei no teu cadaver - coffin joe aka zè do caixao . a 60's brazilian horror cult by j mojica |
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Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Walter, the Big Lebowski |
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Esmeralda: What is your name? Butch: Butch. Esmeralda: What does it mean? Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit. From Pulp Fiction |
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"KORBEN DALLAAAAS!!!" Chris Tucker as Rhuby Rhod in the fifth element. |
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Can't remember the name (newish war movie from the states) "Daddy....what is war"?? OMG----HOW BAD IS THAT!! Best quote.....?? erm.... "Hi I'm Chucky...wanna plaaaaay??" |
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"....Are you talkin' to me?" -robert de niro taxi driver |
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sexy beast it goes something like this ben picks up the phone voice: "hello, what are you doing?" ben: " watchin telly" voice:"what are you watchin? ben:"nothin" but there are so many good ones from this movie-but i havent saw it in a while now, so its time to see it again |
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Awww... Pulp fiction is a best fuckin' quote repository... Don't even wanna quote it all... BANG!!! (a shell falls down) Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? |
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