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offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 22:32 [#00344359]
Points: 462 Status: Addict



Haven't you Ophecks?!

Just kidding - Congratulations on your new "Moderator"
status - I hope it's all you ever hoped for.


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-10 22:33 [#00344360]
Points: 908 Status: Lurker



the other is in the albert hall


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-08-10 22:42 [#00344369]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



first job Ophecks = moderate this >

http://www.hermaphrodite-bishops-ass-whipped-by-raunchy-goa
t-kiddies.com

some great 'felch' 'mulch' and 'schemmeling' action in
there mhhmmm ;P


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 22:46 [#00344372]
Points: 462 Status: Addict | Followup to smokehammer: #00344369



It's ok - he's already "moderated" another thread, so the
novelty will have worn off.

Do moderators have another button?

[PREVIEW] [REPLY] [CLOSE THREAD]


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 22:47 [#00344374]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



swimmin' wi' noody wimmin!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 22:54 [#00344383]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



You're all cruisin' for a bannin' bruisin'! ;-)

It's nice being a moderator, because there isn't always on
here to stop the people that get on my (and others')
nerves... but I'm here a LOT. :-/


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-10 22:58 [#00344387]
Points: 908 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ophecks: #00344383



youre a moderator now,how`d that happen,what about me?

only joking,congratulations ophecks,I`d buy you a pint if it
wasn`t for the fact your on the other side of the world:D


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-08-10 23:08 [#00344393]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular



so now you're a moderator, its time to tell everyone which
direction you're looking! please?!?


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 23:09 [#00344396]
Points: 462 Status: Addict | Followup to Ophecks: #00344383



Tsk Tsk Ophecks! It took you TWENTY MINUTES to finally read
this thread! What if it had been filled with obscenities and
horrible things demanding to be closed?!? I'll have to
report you to the proper authorities.


 

offline sine707 from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-08-10 23:10 [#00344397]
Points: 1285 Status: Regular | Followup to outside_ninja: #00344396



no worries, outside_ninja....
me and phob were watching! ophecks was excused! :)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 23:13 [#00344400]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to outside_ninja: #00344396 | Show recordbag



I was out of the house, but I'm back to spread terror among
all trolls! I can't be on all the time, I have a job and
stuff... and now... even MORE responsibility!

Like my hero Spiderman says... ''with great power, comes
great responsibility''...

Translation- ''don't fuck with me, I have the proportionate
strength of a spider, and icky web shooters.''


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-10 23:17 [#00344404]
Points: 462 Status: Addict | Followup to Ophecks: #00344400



Excuses Excuses!!!! I'll be watching you Peter Parker!


 

offline sine707 from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-08-10 23:20 [#00344410]
Points: 1285 Status: Regular | Followup to outside_ninja: #00344404



and we'll be watching you!


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-08-10 23:22 [#00344413]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



" After the early death of his cook, The King searched for a
new cook, and asked two monks to tell him the true meaning
of zen. The first monk replied, "Zen is contemplation of the
emptiness of all things" . The second simply removed one of
his shoes and placed it on his head. With this, he stood up
& walked out of the room.

The first monk became the kings new cook.

I think this is relevent & says it all :P


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 23:22 [#00344414]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to outside_ninja: #00344404 | Show recordbag



Yeah, you better stop picking on Zeus! ;-)

By the way, that is one great username, ''Outside Ninja''...
I wish it was mine. But don't think for a second that your
sexy name is going to make me go easy on you!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-08-11 19:21 [#00344936]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



half of hitlers mustache was drawn on


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-11 19:55 [#00344952]
Points: 544 Status: Regular



hey, congrats Ophie! ;)


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-11 19:55 [#00344953]
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congrats, Ophecks...good to have another member of the
secret police..;)..


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-08-11 20:02 [#00344959]
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congrats ophecks. :D

i find it hilarious that by hitler's own standards, he would
have been a freak/substandard human.

what a hypocrite!!! =)


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-08-11 20:04 [#00344960]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Congtars. Bet you'll do a good job.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-08-11 20:07 [#00344962]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



ophecks is a moderator? Dammit, now I have to be nice to
him!!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-11 20:27 [#00344973]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



good luck as a new member of the geheim staaten polizei


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-11 21:39 [#00345008]
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Thanks for the votes of confidence. That's the spirit, don't
annoy the guy that can close your topics. ;-)

I eagerly await the time when that troll comes back to wreak
havoc, I'm going to wear out the ''close topic'' button.



 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-08-12 00:21 [#00345104]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



i know a guy with one ball, really.

congrats ophecks!


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-12 00:33 [#00345106]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



My bestfriend/roommate (whom I de-viriginized), has only one
nut, too. He doesn't know how he lost it. He suspects
aliens. Or his mom's stilletto heel.

Nice work, ophecks.


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-08-12 00:57 [#00345124]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



the guy i know lost his ball in a skateboarding accident
many years ago.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-12 00:59 [#00345125]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to hedphelym: #00345106



will you de-virginize practically anyone?

the smartest and calmest guy i know has one nut.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-08-12 01:00 [#00345127]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



moderator...hmmm, just one question for ya ophie, who what
when wehre why and how?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-08-12 01:52 [#00345156]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular



When I click your profile, it says you're not existing or
deleted.

Why do you wanna get banned?
need some attention?



 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-08-12 01:53 [#00345158]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular | Followup to supreme: #00345156



For plug , that was.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-12 01:58 [#00345164]
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Hmmm... yeah, user not existing... and I just refreshed the
page, and now his post isn't even there...

Well it wasn't me...

But be careful what you wish for, I guess... :-/


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-08-12 01:58 [#00345166]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



maybe he wanted to start a new...?!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-08-12 02:01 [#00345168]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #00345164



It wasn't me??
HMMM.....

I noticed this some days ago,and he kept on posting..



 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-12 04:05 [#00345200]
Points: 462 Status: Addict



Plug expert has been banned?

Ophecks, yes my name is divine for sure :) You can have it
if you like, since I have the generous nature expected of a
ninja master.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-12 04:08 [#00345202]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to outside_ninja: #00345200



banned indeed!


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-12 07:59 [#00345316]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



Certainly not. But it certainly is encouragement to do so.
I wouln't devirginize a boy whom I find unattractive, and
not necesarily if he was attractive, but it is a significant
incentive.

if this post sounds wierd, or weirdly written, it's 'cause
i'm on pharms right now - immovane/rhovane.


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-12 08:01 [#00345319]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



I should get to bed now



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-12 08:05 [#00345321]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to hedphelym: #00345319



with who?

heheheh ;)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-12 08:07 [#00345323]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to princo: #00345321



some 15 year old cutie i reckon!


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-12 08:10 [#00345324]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



15! I'm 26. I wouldn't take it further than heavy petting.
Seriously.

I'm bad aren't I?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-12 08:11 [#00345325]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to titsworth: #00345323



hehehe,

:)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-12 08:12 [#00345327]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to hedphelym: #00345324



:)

well lets see then eh?!

*princo hands hedphelym his phone number*


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-12 08:18 [#00345329]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



You're 18 in your profile, maybe too old :(
Really, I'd have to see an undoctored photo...



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-12 08:20 [#00345331]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to hedphelym: #00345324



i know your type! i think that 15 would be the minimum age
requirement.


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-12 08:22 [#00345332]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



Just call me Hester.


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-12 08:23 [#00345333]
Points: 462 Status: Addict



Thanks for cheapening my thread of Congratulations with your
puerile pseudo-flirtations Princo and Hedphelym... It was
lacking any sexual tension until this point.

Why was Mr P. Expert banned anyways? I must have missed
something!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-12 08:23 [#00345335]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to hedphelym: #00345329



Hah! too old.... your an original kiddie fiddler arent you
;)

a photo eh? that could happen.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-12 08:25 [#00345337]
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Ophecks wouldnt mind.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-12 08:27 [#00345338]
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i think it was something private. maybe he just wanted to
"quit" the board like flea and marlowe "did".


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-12 08:29 [#00345339]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to titsworth: #00345338



I think he adapted the "You can take this Messageboard and
re-staff it!" method of leaving.

He went with a bang.


 


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