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... I sez "Stop scratching it, your only going to make it worse." |
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well I'll be............... |
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No see, you dont get it. Its a game where the first thing you have to say is: So then I sez to the hooker... then fill in the rest. Good fun! |
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... I sez "Stop eatzing my balls or I will slap you with my giant peniz." |
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"...it's MY money, you HAVE to do it!" |
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thats the ticket!! ^_^ |
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"say, you look a lot like my sister that ran away from home when i was 12..." |
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"...Why not for free?" |
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"... how bout with this pickle?" |
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"...how do you feel about power tools?" |
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''you should be paying ME for a fuck!'' That's if you're REALLY cocky. |
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"...sooooo, how long ya liked dick for?" |
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"...Whats your favorite animal?" |
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... I sez "Does you like to do itz doggy style?" |
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..."ever read American Psycho?" |
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So then I said to the hooker: "Is it supposed to ooze like that?" |
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"wait, before we start.. do you know how to get brain matter off of linen bed sheets?" |
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"how do you feel about a threesome with cody? ok good. cody is my dog, by the way..." |
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"pet my fish?" ö_Ö |
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" come on you cunt, lets have some aphex acid" |
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........"why are you crying..... I just vomited on you a little.... and the poo was just an accident!" |
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so i sez to tha hooker "so, what kinda job you got?" so i sez to tha hooker "you do things like this all the time, eh?" so i sez to tha hooker "sit down right here and ill make you a cup of coffee. or do you prefer hot chocolate?" so i sez to tha hooker "what are those?" |
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"shouldn't you be in school right now, sweetie?" "that wasn't cocaine.." "where's your dick? i thought you were a guy in drag." |
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so then i sez to the hooker "Let me introduce you to my parents" |
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so i sez to the hooker "...why are you talking to all these aphextwin.nu wankers? i thought i was the only one!" :D |
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get a job! |
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"...Are you just gonna stare at it?" |
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......"im not gonna swipe my card THERE!" |
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... do you take checks? |
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so i sez to the hooker, "after were done do you prefer to be wrapped in paper or plastic?" |
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man this is sick |
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So then I said to the hooker: " I want a refund" |
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so I says to the hooker "GET INSIDE THE TRUNK OF MY CAR!!!!!!" |
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so then i sez to the hooker, i'm going to pour 2 gallons of milk into your rectum baby! |
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so i sez to the hooker "smite my balz baby" smite=godly striking |
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so i sez to the hooker, i hope you like nasal sex! |
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ever been caught by the fuzz?? no, but i've been swung round by the tits a few times. *gets coat* |
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i sez, "wow your police badge and cuffs look so authentic... why aren't you smiling? you look sexy.." |
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"...I think you gave me a cold." |
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"...wow, your pussy has scales on it like a snake. neat! you got some, uh.. shit in your face, too..." "...i wanna do it r. kelly style!" "...can i tape this for america's funniest home videos? ok, how about for the police? 20/20?" |
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"Ow! my eye!" |
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"...whaddya mean i cant use your belly button? its big enough for ophecks isnt it?" |
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"What you mean you can't take any more?" |
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So then I sez to the hooker, "Cabbage doesn't pick itself up!" -P |
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"Listen ......... do you smell something?" |
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"hi mom , busy day at work?" |
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Wow I didn't expect to find one of those down there. |
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"rectum? it nearly killed him!" |
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so then i sez to the hooker "where did you get that 3rd nipple?" |
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"PLEASE !! NO MORE !!" |
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