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Just wanted to tell you all that the master of disguise.... it really really really really sucks it big time. Dont go see it for the love of pete. It is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. |
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i work at the movie theaters and caught the end of it, and it really did look like the worst fucking movie in the world. not remotely funny. not even a fuckin giglgle. |
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yes, a giglgle |
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no no no that would be "x-men". |
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or no, even worse, 'evolution' GOD! |
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well, im a hardcore x-men fan so of course I thought the movie was great, and i (fortunately) never saw evolution... =p |
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the part were Jean-Luc Picard says: "and he became.. {long dramatic pause}...MAGNETO!" man, I laughed my ass off. and when the girl has run away and dr.X uses the Cerebro (whatever) room to find out where the girl went. it takes him an hour to think up she went to the trainstation. fukking hilarious. |
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yes, but if he didnt use the cerebro thing, he wouldnt have been POSITIVEly sure of where she went, he just wanted to be sure =p |
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she was, ofcourse, gone by then.. anyways, be very glad that you didn't see "evolution" - its like ghostbusters (which I love) but with all the comedy surgically removed. |
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What kind of internal workings does your brain have to go through to make you say "Okay guys, I have this idea for a movie..." and have the end result be The Master of Disguise? Really, what was Dana thinking, besides "hey, I need money"? |
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I am a harcore X MEN fan too..but that movie kinda blew... |
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at last! |
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even worse, that corky movie...with the SNL guy... |
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or spiderman, shit that sucked pipe |
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i thought that kirsten dunst was very hot int that movie...that and interview with the vampire...when she's sucking the blood out of that wrist...and looks up at the camera...ooooooh, that movie get's my rocks off. :) I thought that spiderman was pretty decent. |
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yes if he didnt use the Cerebro thing it would have defeated the purpose of spending hundreds of thousands spent on the production design of the set too.. |
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Spiderman should have been a lot better..with Sam Raimi doing it..it just collapsed into a heap of sop half way through... |
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Yeah, Corky Romano was about as unfunny as a comedy can be. |
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i work at a movie theater and caught the good majority of Master of Disguise and it is without a doubt in my top ten worst movies of all time. Maybe behind leprechaun 5: in the hood |
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TURTLE TURTLE* |
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i laughed a lot at corky romano especially when he sniffed all that crack and had to go infront of these kids to give a talk!! and that new dana movie looks kinda funny ... that Turtle guy looks so funny!! XP |
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I HATE CORKY I HATE ADAM SANDLER master of disguise comercials looks so stupid to prevent any sane person from going to see the movie even if you are not paying for the ticket |
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it's a kids movie guys .. |
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Even little kids don't laugh at this movie. It's getting fucking CAUSTIC reviews. Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen, and I haven't even seen it. I just feel the pain just from watching the commercials. |
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Not even a child would be dumb enough to laugh at such a bad movie..... maybe if you were 4 |
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this is the imdb review!!: ----------------------------------------------------------- --------------------- User Comments: qtrnevermore Date: 27 July 2002 Summary: Master Of Disguise...more than meets the eye. Sheer genius cannot even begin to properly address this cinematic achievement, to call it any less is an insult. Dana Carvey, on the surface, plays a bumbling Italian waiter who inherits the power of disguise; however, if you dig a bit deeper & peel away the layers, you'll find a motion picture which is a scathing, yet biting social political statement on society as a whole. One cannot begin to hopefully comprehend or decipher all the psychological & stereotypical boundaries this film breaks. It is a surprise to find this film in mainstream theaters as a film on this level & caliber would normally only be found in the finest arthouse theaters. If you plan on seeing Master of Disguise, I suggest keeping your afternoon free, as after viewing, no after witnessing it, you'll need the rest of the afternoon to invest in deciphering the dense narrative. Admittingly some of the jokes were over my head, but all truly great comedies take a bit of effort for comprehension. Only for serious film viewers & students of the artform as a whole |
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jar you got to be kidding |
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it's satire. too bad he didn't finish! |
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i thought it looked great in the trailer |
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*ooops......missing it* =0) |
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imdb.com always post the best reviews user comments...prolly not to hurt anyones feelings...just read the resident evil review at the bottom of the page dana said in interviews that he wanted to make a 'kids movie' for the family to enjoy. If i hear turtle turtle one more time i'm going to fukin screaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm |
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too bad, it really had potential, LOL |
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turtle turtle |
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those outakes @ the end should have been Carvey apologizing for the $ we just wasted. |
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