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well, what if he put a curse on it. like for every minute you drive the car, thats how much diarhea you will have that night. would you still buy it for 50 bucks? |
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that post was referring to ophecks |
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hahaha, if it didnt have any corpses still in it I'd definately buy it. |
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how much would you drive it a day? even if you limit yourself to like 30 minutes, thats 30 minutes of pure diarhea pain/fun later in the day. i dunno, its a toss up. |
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well, if it was cursed with the diarrhea thing I wouldnt get it... diarrhea is the worst! but just having had dead bodies in the trunk at one time doesnt bother me. =p |
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well, I can safely say I've got a new one... see |
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getting done for drink-driving |
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i almost got banned :( |
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hahahaha the DEA beating the door in at the apartment glasse and i used to share with this dude ed. funny part is, glasse had moved out the day before, and it was HIM the cops were lookin for (sellin pot). i wasnt there when it happened, but i did come hoome from work to see the entirety of my worldly possessions heaped on my bed, like kindling. supposedly, the other 2 people who then lived there were handcuffed and everything. they didnt find anything but a bong and some dirt at the bottom of a baggy. |
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I've done loads of bad things that I regret and I hope God forgives me. The closest to getting caught? Getting chased at mach speed from a convenience store for shoplifting. |
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Holy shit where do I start ... I think the LEAST amount of trouble I got in was telling a cop he should be protecting the Priminister then ripping my shirt and pants off lol, |
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I got convicted of shoplifting cds when i was like 13 and broke as fuck... i did it over about 6 months, got about £1200 worth of music :D they only caught me with 1 cd though, but i was cacking it in case they had security footage of the other stuff. I don't feel guilty at all cos it was HMV... they fuck over little independant stores so i figured i was kinda redressing the balance, hehehe. Oh, and i got busted for flipping off this cop after he'd pulled me and some asian friends over... i heard the dick mutter "paki bastards" on the way back to his car and got kinda mad. He chased me over a field and when i jumped the fence he fell face first in the mud :D The worst trouble ever was probably when i had to jump out of a window when my friend / dealer's house was getting raided at like 5am... he had to flush about £600 of speed down the toilet. I ran like fuck. Not fun. |
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I'm too clever to ever get caught :D |
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i'm fairely honest person so i went and told my parents that i ate some mushrooms and how fun it was, i even said they should try it, that didn't go down too well, they thought i was a psycho and started checking my arms for needle marks |
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when i was in the little little school i was banned frrom having my dinnerr therre and so had to be picked up, and it fucked up my mam's worrking hourrs etc... so i got into much trrouble forr a little kid. obviously that's not the only bit of botherr i've been in, but that stands out as the most scarry forr me, at the time. |
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i got cought stealing some liquor in a nightshop once. all those indian dudes surrounding me and telling me i had to pay or i would get beaten up. agh, some other stuff too...but never got cought. when i was 16-17 my parents almost sent me away and thought i should get some sort of counceling; i was being too rebellious i guess. coming home with mohawks, piercings, spending time in squats,.. that freaked them out a bit, heh. |
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abh gbh posession and getting expelled form school in the same year i often wonder why my mum dont talk to me |
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I've not done anything interesting like that. The closest was when I started a massive fire with a mate and the middle school next to ours held a massive inquiry into it. Had full school assemblies and shit. Not a peep at ours. Oh and me and a mate got suspended on the last day of term because I rode his car bonnet while he drove down the school drive. Fucking pathetic. |
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i'm the same as ophecks and not very proud of it. |
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...in the sense that i haven't done anything bad. |
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the only thing you're guilty of is loving too much! ;) |
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GO EASYCHEESE! |
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once dui twice for posession(pills) ive done weekend detention(6 weeks) and around 300hrs communtiy service. all before the age of 20. luckily, im all grown up now. |
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I'm still a sweetheart. I've got a deluxe suite in Heaven waiting for me, I may as well hang myself and get started on living the good life. |
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well if you do that then you won't be going to heaven.... Suicide is just as bad as murder as far as the old JC is concerned! |
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actually now that i think about it, i pulled a chair out from someone once and they started crying. that was awkward. |
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a few months ago on a schooltrip to prague, i got arrested for supposedly having spraypainted a building. what in fact happened was that i went along with a friend and remained on the lookout, because i was quite stoned and thought it unwise to paint. however, i DID bring 2 cans, in case i changed my mind. everything goes well until we go back to the hotel. i remember standing right outside the hotel with my friend, saying that maybe i want to do some tags anyway. I looked inside and noticed this security guy giving me an odd look, i turn the other way and a big motherfucker of a pig seizes me by the arm and starts yelling shit in a sort of repulsive gibberish, which they think of as a language. I kindly ask the man to speak english, but what was i thinking. He points at my bag and wants me to open it, so yeah i knew i was fucked, even though i was motherfucking innocent. the whole time my friend just stood there, with cans in his bag, paint on his hands and the whole standard outfit of a serious tagger as well. cant blame him though, he couldnt have done anything. why however i was caught and he wasnt, i'll never know. here's where the real bad part starts, and i dont think i'll get into too much details, but i can assure you that the police in prague are a bunch of uncivilised, power obsessed, lowlife scum that cannot even understand, let alone speak a single word of english. Then there's the czech law, by which the pigs have a meaning of treating people as murderers, without having even a shred of evidence. to sum a few things up: -i was arrested with 2 full, unused spraycans in my bag, and no paint on my hands. i was then taken to a tunnel, where i hadnt even been before. i thought i was going to get beat up in there but i was shown that the walls were covered with graffiti. needless to say, the fact that i have cans in my bag is enough proof for the cop to say i did it all. before i could say anything he takes a can and sprays on the wall, thereby destroying evidence (i mentioned this in |
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my statement and they were not amused). -i was taken to a policestation without having a clue of what the charges were (although it was easy to guess). There they made me sit on a chair in a hallway for several hours. I was hit in the face once, and continuously threatened to get hit again if i said anything. they took pictures and fingerprints and after the interrogation i could go. this was 21 hours after the arrest, when everything could have been sorted out in 6. as a result, as it was the last day of the trip, 3 buses had to wait for me but had to leave after some time anyway, so i could go to a hotel (180 euros) and get a flight back (around 250 euros). this in the company of a teacher who really helped me to get through the remains of the trip emotionally, because i was nearly breaking down. now, i'm waiting for any consequences in the form of a gigantic fine, in which case i WILL go to court HERE and defend myself again, with or without a lawyer. |
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thats fucking shitty man |
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good luck mate, if you get out of it, try and countersue the fuckers |
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times like that you wish you had super destructive powers |
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that is hardcore fucking shitty man. I think it's good you're going to stand up for yourself in court if necessary. |
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its times like these when i do wish you could sue anyone for anything. OR, the czech republic has to join the EU. becase then their communist regime will hopefully fade. Human rights are being violated hardcore in that country and mainly prague. do a google search for prague police. you'll see what i'm talkin about. |
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i want to be magneto |
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no shit,... this is what a google search showed up ........................................................... ...... Penc is referring to the much publicized police ill treatment of dozens of demonstrators and passers-by following a so-called Global Street Party, a gathering organized by environmental and left-wing youth groups in Prague on May 16, 1998. On that night crowds overturned a police car, destroyed a billboard and smashed shop windows. But according to Penc and a 1999 report by Amnesty International, demonstrators had begun to disperse before around 100 club-wielding officers struck, beating and kicking those suspected of involvement. Mistreatment of some 50 detainees continued at a police station where, according to Penc, they were kicked and beaten again. Others were mistreated at a hospital where they were taken to determine whether they were under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Jana Zoubkova, a 49-year-old translator of German contemporary literature, says she was a mere spectator until she tried to defend one demonstrator. She suffered a brain concussion and a cut when an officer delivered a truncheon blow to her head. "There was no warning. The police just jumped out of their cars and started beating everyone in sight. I literally saw blood squirting as their truncheons fell," she says. "I have never seen anything like this. I will never forget that day." ............................................................ |
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ive been to jail. and that is enough for me. |
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you know the episode of the simpsons where bart gets caught stealing the video game and is taken to the security room of the store? Well, a similar thing happened to me in like grade 7 or something... for stealing pogs... lol, oh my... I suppose I can laugh at it now, cause damn I stole a shit load of those pogs... but it's a pretty lame thing... I never really got in that much trouble... cause I just kept denying that I stole them... even though the security guard hauled me into the room, and made me empty my pocket load of pogs on the table... it was in a wal-mart, so I was banned from there for a year... and maybe grounded for a week or two by my parents... |
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I've also stole a few porno mags in my time... haha, I remember me a bunch of friends were having this porno night, and we each had to steal a porno mag for it... pretty stupid stuff, but it's funny now... I remember I stole this huge Playboy aniversery book... it was sweet, and I should've kept it, but I threw it away for some reason... ahh well, funny stuff... that was back when I was young and immature... I'm still immature, but I don't steal anymore! :) |
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for me to go to jail i broke into a house, stole what I needed or wanted, broke a few things in the process, knocked someone on the floor - hard, hit them once and then left in a big hurry. luckily i was a young offender and only had to go to juvie hall for a good while, that sucked. |
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'Ardkore! |
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really... REFLEX is my hero! |
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dude, sandy is a really nice guy, seriously. |
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who's sandy? |
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REFLEX |
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oh, shrug... |
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funkmaster: so what people cant get in trouble in their past? thats not allowed? its not cool? we all have to be little pussies like you? woops. |
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not like id do any of that stuff now, but shit - the way you reacted is like some crappy well to do parent would. |
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shrug... well Refund was the one who said "Ardcore" or whaever... so I just agreed! |
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Shutter Speed - 1 second |
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I've never been cuaght doing anything much by the law, but I have had some "trouble" experiences before got drunk broke my leg jumping out of a car (don't ask) completely shattered the better part of my ankle, I was a good distance fomr home, so I went ot hte shittiest hospital in my state (it recently got in the paper becuase of hte amount of patients dying due to the horrible staff there) when I went to hospital, all they did was wrap my leg in a bandage, they didn't even bend it back into the shape it should have been, I was alergic to the material that they used on thier sheets, so my back felt like it was on fire constantly, my leg was constantly bleeding, and it could take up to 2 hours for me to get the attention of any nurse, none of which would change my sheets to something else, it took them a full week and a half for someone to look at my leg, and hwne they did, they decided it was so bad they had to operate now, turns out I waited another half a week anyway, got hte operation, lived at a mates place for 6 months (I couldn't bear to live with either of my parents) 3 months later, I'm back at work, on a leg that I shouldn't even be working on I'm carrying 120kg panels up flights of stairs in skyscrapers and stuff, on a job in bankstown (a shit area) I have to go to get lunch, the building is a few "back alleys" away form the main plaza area, I'm walking on my leg, at this point I was still a bit worried about it, and I pull out my wallet to check if I had any money, I pulled out a 20 and a fifty, "oh yeah, my dad payed me back the money he owed me" I look up to see a guy in a bogan adidias jacket a baseball cap, and a generally dirty looking face staring straight at me, I kept walking, but didn't maintain eye contact (I can't exactly fight with a leg I can barely walk on) out of my peripheral visiojn I notice he is still looking straight at me, as I approach him he step out and enters my path, before he can say anything I tell him to "fuck off" (not in a threatening way, but l |
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