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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-08-02 20:33 [#00334754]
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Which one?

Choose now!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-02 20:44 [#00334764]
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I'd say shoes, because I tied scissors to my feet once, and
it sucked, needless to say.

HOWEVER, I tried cutting a shape in some construction paper
so I could make a kitty cat, but the shoes I was using
failed to do the job, the kitty was mishapen. The scissors
fared better.

So now that I think of it... it all depends on the
situation.

A tie, the diplomatic decision!


 

offline Omneignotumus on 2002-08-02 20:55 [#00334773]
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Shoes generally beat rock making them superior to scissors.


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-08-02 21:11 [#00334789]
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scissors, because edward and his hands could kick the shit
out of michael jordan and his air nikes.


 

offline djbadly1 from United Kingdom on 2002-08-02 22:16 [#00334862]
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shoes cos you can run with them. But you should never run
with scissors.


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-08-02 22:20 [#00334865]
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Shoes because I think they would be more useful on a desert
island.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-02 22:39 [#00334872]
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yeah. Shoes.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-02 22:41 [#00334875]
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Scissors... I have long harboured a desire to chop someone's
nipple off.

Seriously.

Speaking of... I once saw a guy get his nipple ripped off by
a pool cue. That wasn't pretty.



 

offline sacharin from New York City, Boston, the Hag (Netherlands, The) on 2002-08-02 23:17 [#00334903]
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How does that work? Could you *please* explain the sequence
of events in graphic detail? :)

Seriously.


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-08-03 00:28 [#00334984]
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I think that scissors are good. I mean what if Flash Gorden
didnt have them to deafeat the crabmen?! what then.... and
then if wilma got eaten by professor kraniopten! Flash
Gorden NEEDS and DEPENDS on scissors. If he didnt have
scissors then the Nartuolians would have gotten Venus! are
you following me here?


 

offline Rabies from Mini Soda (United States) on 2002-08-03 01:14 [#00335038]
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Scissors


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-03 01:16 [#00335040]
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depends on what u'r tryin to do


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-08-03 01:58 [#00335068]
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SHIT!!
I love them both.
(yeah, I'm a fashion person)


 


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