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you know that cats somehow manage to always land on their feet? you know that when you drop a piece of toast, it always lands butter side down? so what would happen if you tied a piece of toast butter side up to the top of a cat and dropped it from a reasonable height? surely somethings got to give... |
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Good point. |
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LOL!!! |
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Is that the horse from Rent-a-Ghost earthleakage? |
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How the FUCK do cats always do that? How the FUCK does toast do that? And how the FUCK do you know rentaghost? Thanks |
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U have a point there. why dont we all stroke butter on our backs and kumps of a cliff =) |
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sure is, but what about my toast? my neighbours cat wont be very happy later on if i don't get an answer |
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well if you believe in god (which i don't, but on t.v. i pretend to) you'll know that the second you drop said cat-toast w/ butter combo from yay point above ground or cactus patch- GOD will strike you with a lightning bolt which will pass through you severing whatever binding is applied to keep cat and toast togather letting both land in their respective ways- after that you will get herpes diemax has spoken!!! (cooler than reflex, but not as promiscuous with the sailors- you've been reading a message created by DIEMAX) |
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I am the real Timothy Claypole Jarworski! I am also an expert at early eightys English childrens TV. Test me!!! |
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no. |
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presumably you've actually tried this |
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... i don't want to talk about it |
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it only works if you toast the cat first |
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what was the tortoise called in pipkins? |
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I don't remember pipkins. I am acctually English thats how I know Rent-a-Ghost. |
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hello dog belch, it's your favouirite evening again :) trying to avoid me? hahaha |
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oh god this is like 5 years old? everyone knows the cat will scratch you and you will get hair on the toast and then log on to xltronic.com/mb to post bollocks. |
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this one time i shat on a swan |
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never had a cat as a pet? |
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well surely both the cat and toast will manage to land on its bottom/top. but how? maybe in some sort of freakish houdini act, or maybe something more... out of this world. |
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yeah, i used to play teh chase the torch light game. man there little noses as theyd run hea don into the skirting board! |
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at the point of landing the entire universe will collapse in on itself causing an end to all existence! |
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my mate used to spin his cat round and round for a minute or so, then scare the shit out of him, and he would skitz out and run all wonky and then run into a door or the wall or something.. |
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join your gang? of one |
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No matter what happened, someone would propably post a thread about it |
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join my gang? thats sooooooooooo passe |
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I'M THE LEADER I'M THE LEADER I'M THE LEADER OF THE GANG I AM |
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we need taller tables... |
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what happens if you put the legs of the cat on the toast and drop the toast on the cat? |
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space folds so cat land on feet and toast on butter. Relativity 101 sir. |
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maybe they both land on thier side? |
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and wellaaa |
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its boring in prison, isnt it gary |
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LAZY_REPLY |
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hey pouter, you're not gonna pull me with that attitude |
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i am so!!! |
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my msn died :( |
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id find you more attractive if you werent so forward |
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<-------this is what my face looks like, now... fix your msn!! |
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no you wouldn't. |
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whats it worth |
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i just cant compete with good looking taffmonsters. actually he's so good looking i might turn gay. |
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sure you think im ugly des |
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what do you mean turn gay? |
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msn is dead so im off to bed |
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i have a boner for david couthard. just a 3-some fantasy, he's a good looking chap, his g/f looks like tragedy, if youre gonna go down the slippery slide then why not start there? |
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you're a jerk. earthleakaege> who looks like me? |
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bit harsh not my fault msn isnt working :P |
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