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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2002-07-24 23:13 [#00323212]
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steamed to death.


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-07-24 23:19 [#00323218]
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in a retirement home full of oldies on your ninetieth
birthday while playing poker,.....

(using your last breath 2 blow out the candles.)

that and being stoned 2 death


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-07-24 23:20 [#00323219]
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on a deserted island with nanotech.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-07-24 23:26 [#00323224]
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i'd say breaking your neck while trying to give your self
head... just being found like that...

or autoeroticaphyxiation


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-07-24 23:32 [#00323229]
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Only if you didn't succeed, eh?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-24 23:32 [#00323230]
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Dying in my chair reading shitty topics like this!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-07-24 23:38 [#00323234]
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also, another embarassing one would be to piss on the third
rail, get electocuted, fall over onto the tracks and then
get hit by a train while your pants are around your ankles


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-07-24 23:39 [#00323236]
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to be eaten alive by mice


 

offline skodt from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-07-24 23:41 [#00323239]
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well, if i ever entirely lose it, i always thought it would
be kewl to be a cereal killah!
he! he
this is what i'd do to my victims...
first crucify them to the wall with giant salt nails.
then take a high powered staple gun and staple teh skin
around the perimiter of their crucified form.
once that is all finished adn the skin nice and taught, i
would take a scalpel to thee middle of their chest and make
the ever so slightest incesion.
the pressure on the skin from teh staples pulling from
everywhere at once would cause the little incision to
instantly tear in a bunch of directions, releasing the
victims inards and skeleton from teh confinement of the
skin.
the muscles adn salt nails would hold the skeleton to the
the skin, at the wrists and ankles, yet the skull and
shoulders adn chest and pelvis would rip out and be left
hanging.
i have this idea patented and is currently in use for a
screen play.
so don't get any ideas, kiddies.
if you think that's phukt, check out some of my new tunes!
new CD quality knell in stereo surround!



 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-07-24 23:42 [#00323242]
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dude

youve planned that way too much



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-24 23:45 [#00323244]
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Cereal killer?!!?!?!?

You want to murder cornflakes?


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-07-24 23:48 [#00323247]
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being beaten to death with off-the-wall dilbert calanders


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-07-24 23:48 [#00323248]
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oh damn dude, thats fucking sick. thats fucked up.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-07-24 23:49 [#00323249]
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i've just cancelled my holiday in toronto


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-07-24 23:52 [#00323252]
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to be licked to death by a baby spaniel.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-24 23:53 [#00323254]
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to have your brain explode while listening to Greenways
Trajectory...


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-07-24 23:53 [#00323256]
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Something very painful and very long.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-24 23:54 [#00323257]
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Why is that the worst way to die?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-24 23:54 [#00323258]
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To be eaten alive by sharks!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-24 23:56 [#00323263]
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Picture the scene.

Male wants to stimulated prostate.

Male sits on broom handle ass first, causing pleasure.

Person opens door to the room in which the anal stimulation
is occurring.

Startled anal-man sits on broom and is impaled as the broom
stick goes up his ass.

Read this on some ''CRAZY SEXUAL ODDITIES!!!'' page once. It
really happened!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-24 23:57 [#00323264]
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yeah, I heard about that... OUCH is all I'm saying!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-24 23:58 [#00323265]
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OMG!!!!

I don't even wanna know why you were on that page!!??!

;)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-07-25 00:22 [#00323299]
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eaten by diseased rats


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-07-25 00:28 [#00323301]
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listening to autechre whilst waiting for an asteroid to hit
earth


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-07-25 00:29 [#00323302]
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eaten by diseased old people


 

offline skodt from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-07-25 01:39 [#00323339]
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hey man, don't let me stop you fromtaking a trip to
toronto!
i'm a shut in and too afraid to actually come into contact
with other humans for fear of rejection.
so i sit here, and watch my life savings deplete, month by
month.
i make art.
what can i say.
i make musik.
what can i say.
i think of ways to brutally destroy a human life, in a cold
and calm meticulous fashion.
what can i say.
well, i actually can't stop laughing when i think up these
ideas [i have a small book started]
and then after i have the uncontrollable urge to
masterbate.
what can i say.
oh dear.
i think i went too far, there.
my apologies


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-07-25 01:43 [#00323345]
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ive cancelled my trip to toronto because you sound like my
doppleganger


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-07-25 01:45 [#00323346]
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being in outer space nude


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2002-07-25 04:17 [#00323435]
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a ninja runs out of chinese stars so he slice+dices you up
with your own cd collection!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-07-25 04:25 [#00323441]
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i saw some show about the evolution of ballistics on TLC, &
this one guy was using ancient throwing rings from india on
a watermelon. sliced that thing clean!


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-07-25 04:41 [#00323468]
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reading this thread

=)


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-07-25 04:55 [#00323486]
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just listen to some cannibal corpse or even just their track
names.........

- Hammer Smashed face
- Sanded Faceless
- Devoured by vermin
- Dismembered And Molested
- Every bone broken
- Fucked with a knife
- Pounded Into Dust
- Hacksaw Decapitation
- Blowtorch Slaughter
- Mummified In Barb Wire
- Force Fed Broken Glass

etc.......... there all funny



 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-07-25 05:25 [#00323552]
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1.- eaten by a shark

2.- eaten by a bunch of insane PACHI
monkeys.....hehehhehe


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-07-25 05:27 [#00323555]
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finding out right before you die, that someone loved, and
you thought loved you, was responsible for intentionally
killing you


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2002-07-25 05:29 [#00323556]
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the pachi monkeys would be pretty brutal


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-05 07:39 [#01132853]
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falling into a black hole

OR

entering any place where the pressure is much greater or
much lower than that on earth... imploding/exploding would
suck.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-05 07:57 [#01132870]
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To have a spike slowly pushed through your face


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-05 07:58 [#01132873]
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To have a cock slowly pushed through your face


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-04-05 07:59 [#01132876]
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freezing to death in a cold, but not extremely cold, room --
around 0c, say -- slowly languishing into death


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-04-05 08:02 [#01132881]
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Heart attack caused by too intense orgasam... yeah, that
would really suck


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-05 08:09 [#01132887]
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Any slow torture that just keeps you alive enough to hurt
more of course. There are so many ways that there can't
possibly be a single worst way. Being microwaved at .01
percent power wouldn't be fun. pulling out teeth. repeated
half drowning, again and again and again, allowing them to
live just to half drown again. there's sick stuff that
humans find excrusiating (spelling) because of their innate
fears, like putting live cockroaches in someone's mouth or
rectum, or put someone in a confined area above a toilet and
have them slowly drown in feces.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-05 08:09 [#01132888]
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I think burning alive would really have to be the worst
though...

for real this time.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-05 08:10 [#01132889]
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wouldn't they have to be below the toilet to get drowned in
feces?


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-04-05 08:16 [#01132896]
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The worst would be what they did to that dude in the movie
1984. Completely broke his spirit.

"It is not enough to obey, you must love big brother"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-05 08:19 [#01132898]
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hmm... yeah I guess that would make more sense.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-05 08:37 [#01132907]
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yeah good call


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-04-05 08:56 [#01132924]
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drowing in an ocean but the surface is on fire, then you
find a spot where it's not on fire and you try to escape but
some big guy punches you in the face so you must burn/drown.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-05 08:59 [#01132928]
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hahahaha... like he waits just above the surface and as soon
as you come up for air you are a treated to a fist in the
face... hahahah


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2004-04-05 09:05 [#01132933]
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cancer


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-05 09:23 [#01132941]
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...not at all


 


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