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steamed to death. |
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in a retirement home full of oldies on your ninetieth birthday while playing poker,..... (using your last breath 2 blow out the candles.) that and being stoned 2 death |
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on a deserted island with nanotech. |
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i'd say breaking your neck while trying to give your self head... just being found like that... or autoeroticaphyxiation |
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Only if you didn't succeed, eh? |
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Dying in my chair reading shitty topics like this! |
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also, another embarassing one would be to piss on the third rail, get electocuted, fall over onto the tracks and then get hit by a train while your pants are around your ankles |
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to be eaten alive by mice |
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well, if i ever entirely lose it, i always thought it would be kewl to be a cereal killah! he! he this is what i'd do to my victims... first crucify them to the wall with giant salt nails. then take a high powered staple gun and staple teh skin around the perimiter of their crucified form. once that is all finished adn the skin nice and taught, i would take a scalpel to thee middle of their chest and make the ever so slightest incesion. the pressure on the skin from teh staples pulling from everywhere at once would cause the little incision to instantly tear in a bunch of directions, releasing the victims inards and skeleton from teh confinement of the skin. the muscles adn salt nails would hold the skeleton to the the skin, at the wrists and ankles, yet the skull and shoulders adn chest and pelvis would rip out and be left hanging. i have this idea patented and is currently in use for a screen play. so don't get any ideas, kiddies. if you think that's phukt, check out some of my new tunes! |
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dude youve planned that way too much |
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Cereal killer?!!?!?!? You want to murder cornflakes? |
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being beaten to death with off-the-wall dilbert calanders |
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oh damn dude, thats fucking sick. thats fucked up. |
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i've just cancelled my holiday in toronto |
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to be licked to death by a baby spaniel. |
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to have your brain explode while listening to Greenways Trajectory... |
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Something very painful and very long. |
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Why is that the worst way to die? |
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To be eaten alive by sharks! |
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Picture the scene. Male wants to stimulated prostate. Male sits on broom handle ass first, causing pleasure. Person opens door to the room in which the anal stimulation is occurring. Startled anal-man sits on broom and is impaled as the broom stick goes up his ass. Read this on some ''CRAZY SEXUAL ODDITIES!!!'' page once. It really happened! |
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yeah, I heard about that... OUCH is all I'm saying!! |
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OMG!!!! I don't even wanna know why you were on that page!!??! ;) |
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eaten by diseased rats |
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listening to autechre whilst waiting for an asteroid to hit earth |
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eaten by diseased old people |
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hey man, don't let me stop you fromtaking a trip to toronto! i'm a shut in and too afraid to actually come into contact with other humans for fear of rejection. so i sit here, and watch my life savings deplete, month by month. i make art. what can i say. i make musik. what can i say. i think of ways to brutally destroy a human life, in a cold and calm meticulous fashion. what can i say. well, i actually can't stop laughing when i think up these ideas [i have a small book started] and then after i have the uncontrollable urge to masterbate. what can i say. oh dear. i think i went too far, there. my apologies |
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ive cancelled my trip to toronto because you sound like my doppleganger |
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being in outer space nude |
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a ninja runs out of chinese stars so he slice+dices you up with your own cd collection!! |
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i saw some show about the evolution of ballistics on TLC, & this one guy was using ancient throwing rings from india on a watermelon. sliced that thing clean! |
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reading this thread =) |
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just listen to some cannibal corpse or even just their track names......... - Hammer Smashed face - Sanded Faceless - Devoured by vermin - Dismembered And Molested - Every bone broken - Fucked with a knife - Pounded Into Dust - Hacksaw Decapitation - Blowtorch Slaughter - Mummified In Barb Wire - Force Fed Broken Glass etc.......... there all funny |
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1.- eaten by a shark 2.- eaten by a bunch of insane PACHI monkeys.....hehehhehe |
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finding out right before you die, that someone loved, and you thought loved you, was responsible for intentionally killing you |
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the pachi monkeys would be pretty brutal |
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falling into a black hole OR entering any place where the pressure is much greater or much lower than that on earth... imploding/exploding would suck. |
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To have a spike slowly pushed through your face |
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To have a cock slowly pushed through your face |
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freezing to death in a cold, but not extremely cold, room -- around 0c, say -- slowly languishing into death |
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Heart attack caused by too intense orgasam... yeah, that would really suck |
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Any slow torture that just keeps you alive enough to hurt more of course. There are so many ways that there can't possibly be a single worst way. Being microwaved at .01 percent power wouldn't be fun. pulling out teeth. repeated half drowning, again and again and again, allowing them to live just to half drown again. there's sick stuff that humans find excrusiating (spelling) because of their innate fears, like putting live cockroaches in someone's mouth or rectum, or put someone in a confined area above a toilet and have them slowly drown in feces. |
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I think burning alive would really have to be the worst though... for real this time. |
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wouldn't they have to be below the toilet to get drowned in feces? |
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The worst would be what they did to that dude in the movie 1984. Completely broke his spirit. "It is not enough to obey, you must love big brother" |
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hmm... yeah I guess that would make more sense. |
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yeah good call |
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drowing in an ocean but the surface is on fire, then you find a spot where it's not on fire and you try to escape but some big guy punches you in the face so you must burn/drown. |
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hahahaha... like he waits just above the surface and as soon as you come up for air you are a treated to a fist in the face... hahahah |
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cancer |
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...not at all |
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