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Hear about the Thalidomide Pornstar?? Had an arm like a babies cock. |
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Fucking A! That is a classic. I'm trying to think of one now but failing. To the tune of Dr Pepper adverts: Dr Shipman! So misunderstood. That's lame I know but the best I could come up with |
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There's only one Harold Shipman, one Harold Shipman everybody give thanks, cos he kills lots of Mancs, walking in a Shipman wonderland. |
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You are sick! Very funny though! |
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Two Prostitutes standing at a street corner, one says to the other "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The other says "No, but i've been swung round by my tits a few times" |
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ROFL.........Kewl! |
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whats red and slides across the chip-shop floor?? abortion of chips |
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Naaaaasty.......LOVE IT! |
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What do vegetarian worms like to eat? Linda McCartney. Sorry.}:> |
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whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?? Paul and Heather McCartney |
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lol etc! }:> |
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Whats the difference between Oral Sex and Anal Sex? One makes your whole day, the other your hole weak. McDonalds sent a load of straws to Ethiopia they got a note back saying thanks for the Leg Warmers. |
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What do you call a nazi pokemon? Beat-a-jew |
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what's red, screams and get's smaller by the seccond? a baby combing his hair with a razor blade |
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Lol..... fucking funny.... |
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And then just plain sick.......... :P |
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just like me ;op |
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p0g0 being me mate.....I can honestly say that 'yes'........she is a sick & twisted individual! |
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What is white, and breaks when you screw it? A baby's pelvis |
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Why did *cough* the chicken *cough* cross the *sneeze* road? What do you think of my sick joke? |
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whats the difference between acne and a priest ? acne waits until puberty before coming over kiddies faces. __________ daughter, looking at daddys willy in the shower: "Daddy will I ever get one of those ?" reply "Yes; in about 5 minutes after your mums left the house" |
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WHO INVENTED THE FEMALE BODY ???? The Local Council - Only they would put a shithole next to a play-area. |
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whats the only animal with a CUNT on its BACK ?? a police-horse. |
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What do MICHAEL JACKSON and SANTA have in common ?? they both like emptying their sacks in childrens bedrooms. |
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what's the worst part about fucking kids... getting blood on your clown costume. |
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how do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw. |
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what do you get when you stab a baby to death? ... an erection... |
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HAHA! this is great stuff! |
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LMAO !! I just had this pop up on my screen: Knock knock! Who's there? A virus! A virus who? Come on in, I was told not to stop you anymore. Is this what you want your computer to be telling all viruses right now. Your scanner trial is over! You are not protected. To resume protecting your computer from viruses, subscribe by clicking the link below. Click here for more info about subscribing |
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What's the difference between a truckload of ball bearings and a truckload of dead babies? - You can't move the ball bearings with a pitchfork. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of rotting dead babies? - I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. ---- What do Michael Jackson and Wal Mart have in common? - They both have boys' pants half-off. (old but good!) |
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how many Gary Glitters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? 1, as long as hes got a 5 year old boy sucking his cock |
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Plans for Gary Glitter to be the new England Coach fell through when he tried to put Seaman in the under 15's. |
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