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I have a job interview in an hour. It's inputting data into a computer... AT MY CHURCH! Lots of virgins there, I'd assume, except the naughty priest. I'll be on computer all day. I can handle this. What shall I do to impress them? I was considering going with no pants on. I think I'm going to shave, for sure, I look like a scrub. What do I wear? Maybe a Black Sabbath T-Shirt... I really want this job, it sounds cool, and I like the architecture at the chruch, it's eye candy. Maybe I can play around with church organ on break or something. |
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You want to get a job? *shock, horror* Did not my example mean anything to you? |
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I've got a job interview tomorrow... good luck ophecks....! |
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I'll try not to show up an hour late like at my LAST job interview a couple weeks ago. And then lying inadvertently about my age, accidentally saying 18, and then correcting myself and saying 19. Made it look I was a liar, when I was really just mentally unstable and confused. Good luck, Chris! Don't be like me... make a good impression. |
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That sounds like the easiest job interview of all time....it's not as if your own church is gonna reject ya, is it?... Make sure the computers got an internet connection tho...tell em that would be essential... Don't mention porn... |
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If you don't get the job, call them bad christians :) |
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Don't wear a dress... |
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anymore... |
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cheers mate.... I'm not going to church tho. In fact, I don't know where I'm going ...weird |
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i went to a christian school, most of the teachers there just said "errr...im a christian" and that always knocks them down !! try it man! |
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Good luck, and if you don't get the job, burn the church down like the satanic worshippers they really are!! Muhahahahahhahahaha! |
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If they start giving you shit about your looks/ low level faith in god/ obvious inclination to masturbation, just show 'em my avatar. |
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good luck Ophecks & Chri5py. Just don't tell them that you post on the Aphex Twin board... =))))) ...I just woke up... fuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk |
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God has a capital "G" whether you believe in it or not. It's a name like Meho or Ceri. Shoddy grammar Meho old chum :) |
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I always write it with non-cap "g" to demonstrate my disrespect. The only exception is when I refer to the band of the same name when I use all caps style, because they ruled. |
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hang on a minute, what data would a church want inputted?... this is secret porn scam!!...def... |
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They probably want to finally get the answer to that old problem of how many angels can you gagng-bang on the tip of a needle and they have decided to employ some heavy artillery here: fractal math etc. They have the right person to do it: Ophecks is their man. I can see him being canonised in less then a year. |
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St Ophecks of Nova Scotia does have a nice ring to it... |
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Yeah, he will be celebrated for beating the centuries old problem that had bugged many of christianity's best minds to insanity. |
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on a totally "astrobotnia" related issue, you could chant the sample from "everyone" ya know?! "i wanna kill everyone, satan is good, satan is our pal!" |
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That went well, I think. Lots of nubile young 17-21 year old girls there, for some reason, I hope that's a trend. I think I made a good impression. You just input marriage and basptismal info into their records, Microsoft Works... piece of cake, but tedious as hell. I don't know if I want it. I want it, but there's a part of me that says ''NO FUCKING WAY, don't do it. Be lazy.'' I listened to Confield on the way there, nice walk. Wow, it's 11:08AM... early! I usually don't get up until 3PM. Carpe Diem, baby! |
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"Be lazy"!!! Yeah, that's my man!!! Way to go, Oph! I listened to Poison Idea the last time I went to the job interview and it helped me gain that irresistable "fuck you all" attitude that is essential for this kind of interviews. "Confield", on the other hand may make you look , er, spiritual... |
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Ha ha, yeah, like the couple at the Branch Davidians that were running a mail order porn business from the church letterbox! |
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Confield certainly made me feel smarter, and loosened me up. It got the ol' brain fluids flowing with wild abandon! I almost used the Lord's name in vain during the interview, but the Power of Confield saved my ass! Thank you, St. Booth and St. Brown! Now I'm praying to God that I don't get the job, after some deep thoughts in the last couple of minutes... but if I do... so be it. Argh, such a cunundrum. |
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Well, every job is prostitution but you'll be whoring for god himself, that should make you feel better. |
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Yeah, Thomas Aquinas reckoned women who whored themselves for God were above nuns but below saints. |
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That bloke was idle, wasn't he. He came up with an actual "scientific" proof of god's existence, as if anyone needed one. |
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Yeah, come out and work for a religious community in a beautiful place....... |
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Yeah, the Roman Catholics still study his work to this day! |
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it's weird, i was actually hired for a job this past friday (tho i wish i hadn't accepted it cos they ended up changing my hours from about 20 to 2 per week 5 minutes before i left the office), they said they'd call monday for my training but they've yet to call. i guess i'm lucky, since it would've been a huge waste of my time and money to travel an hour one-way to work an hour or less and come back twice a week. |
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Hmmm, well they just called and said I didn't get it, the postion is filled! I'm relieved, or am I? |
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try to get another job? i dunno, go for part time, it'll leave you time to goof off i wish i could get a job too |
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