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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 11:18 [#00293182]
Points: 21425 Status: Regular



This just disgusts me, look at this:

"Current poll: Which one is your favorite album/single
cover? - Ends on July 03th"

July 03th?! July 03th??? Ugh, how do you people put up with
this careless confusing disrespect for proper number
suffixes? What an insult to everyone and everyone's family.
If I made a mistake as clumsy as this, I'd take the entire
site off the internet just from sheer embarrassment. I can't
believe this, seriously, I bet they don't make mistakes like
this at joyrex.

Very agitated and confused,
m


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-07-02 11:20 [#00293183]
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yeah 3th, why not?

threeth

ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! HaPpY hApPY


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 11:21 [#00293185]
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this is only the 1th of many mistakes....


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-07-02 11:23 [#00293190]
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and then

fourd

and then

ford

and then

Ford Focus

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!
HaPpY hApPY!!!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 11:31 [#00293203]
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and thats the 2st


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 11:32 [#00293205]
Points: 21425 Status: Regular



Nobody appreciates your lame attempt at a closing message
gimmick. It makes nobody laugh and nobody cares, admit it.
Nobody likes you. Let's all pray to god that saying
"ahahahahahahahahahahah!!! HaPpY hApPY!!!" doesn't become a
frequent habit. Phobiazero, you have my permission to sieze
his lightsaber with authority. And as for Bob Mcbob, ban him
the bog of eternal stench. In fact make him prince of it.
Thank you.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 11:36 [#00293211]
Points: 21425 Status: Regular



I would like to express my sincerest apologies for my
behavior. Thank you.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 11:37 [#00293213]
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i was just joking....sorry if you were seriously upset, but
that little mistake wasnt bad enough for you to go this
far...u have issues and need help


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-07-02 11:37 [#00293214]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!
HaPpY hApPY!!!


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-07-02 11:39 [#00293218]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



sorry. didn't see your 11:36 post...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 11:41 [#00293221]
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me neither...but i still think wMw needs to relax....put on
µziq- burnt sienna and eat some ice cubes


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 11:43 [#00293223]
Points: 21425 Status: Regular



w M w: Shut up. You have nothing important to say and
nobody, including yourself, wants to read anything you
write. Nobody loves you and the animation accompanying your
too frequent idiotic comments looks stupid. Everyone would
be happier if you kept out of view in a cardboard box until
you starved to death, preferably far away so nobody has to
bother with your corpse.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 11:44 [#00293225]
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I LOVE the HaPpY hApPy gimmick... don't stop it on account
of one schizoid that despises it. Do it for all the OTHER
schizoids that like it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 11:47 [#00293233]
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Nothing I wrote in this thread was to be taken seriously.

ps. Yes it was.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 11:48 [#00293235]
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your avatar could give someone an epileptic fit, i hope you
know!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 11:54 [#00293244]
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I take everything you say with a gigantic 146 ton(ne) block
of salt. Keep up the smart Alec-ness, this world needs
sarcastic and caustic chaps like yourself.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 12:00 [#00293248]
Points: 21425 Status: Regular



In reality, when I don't wear this mask, I'm an introverted
turtle that never bothers to express itself, not that anyone
cares. Everyone wears different masks from time to time.
Stop speaking in metaphors, as if you're being deep or
something, yeah right.. you have a pathetic grasp of any
minute poetic use of the english language.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 12:03 [#00293252]
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In reality, when I don't wear this mask, I'm an
introverted
turtle that never bothers to express itself, not that anyone

cares. Everyone wears different masks from time to time.



that reminds me or a certain jim carrey film, but i cant
remember what one.....mabey 'earth girls are easy' :)

...mabey liar liar



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 12:03 [#00293253]
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Haha, you're quite the character, m W m, quite the
character...

Yup... quite the character. I appreciate your blunt 'tude,
though it stings.



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-02 12:13 [#00293263]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



Ha!
I like typos!

this ones a beauty!!!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-02 12:13 [#00293264]
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Actually I merely borrowed the mask concept from someone
else in a psychological book who envisioned it so I didn't
have to. Plus I was talking to myself when I said I have a
pathetic grasp of any
minute poetic use of the english language, not to you. As if
it matters though. I don't even remember what we're all
talking about. When communicating orally, I can't remember
which word was used 3 words ago. Luckily there's writing
where I'm just slightly less stupid.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 12:19 [#00293268]
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....it could be ace venturer, the 2rd one


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-02 13:55 [#00293394]
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....no wait it was 'the mask'. silly me


 

offline Joyrex from watmm.com (United States) on 2002-07-03 04:47 [#00294306]
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Hell's teeth, lay off the man - Phob's native language is
not english, ya know?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-03 04:53 [#00294314]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #00293205



w M w, how about you change YOUR gimmick?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-03 04:56 [#00294317]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



w M w is a weirdo!!!

:)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-03 04:56 [#00294318]
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P.S. My ass is sweating buckets!!!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2002-07-03 05:45 [#00294387]
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Yeah massive typo---maybe not even a typo just not really
thinking about what hes saying...I agree with you but your
desire to rant and rave about the subject is slightly
annoying


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-03 05:49 [#00294393]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker | Followup to afxNUMB: #00294387



do you really look like your avatar? if so, i MAY have to
propose


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-07-03 05:49 [#00294394]
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typo's are annoying but what can you do ?


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-07-03 06:17 [#00294462]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



heh..at the supermarket i work in...theres always recorded
announcements about stuff interspersed througout the
constant drone of muzak...one of which is announcing
something that is happening on july 5th...
and the guy says "on wednesday, july 5th..."
the funny thing is..today is wednesday...and it is indeed
the 3rd (ha i got it right! :P)...so needless to say i had
the man killed for his thoughtless mistake....and had what
was left of him after my robots were done donated to the
butchery...i thought that was a fair enough
punishment...dont you?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-03 06:19 [#00294473]
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i love this advertising slogan for ASDA (now owned by
WALMART)

PERMANENTLY LOW PRICES.....fOREVER!

the person who thought that up probably earns more money
than i, yet can't even grasp english - a must i woulda
thought in slogan writing!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 08:04 [#00294720]
Points: 21425 Status: Regular



EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! If you're in the middle of
a thought, DON'T FINISH IT.... I... yes I... have logged in
again. First I would like to thank anyone that gave me a
negative comment, I find negative reinforcement theraputic.

The only reason you should've let that guy live, wayout, was
because ANY announcement over the intercom is better than
the politically correct music they naturally assume everyone
likes.

Marlowe, please explain your opinionated version of my
gimick. I can annoy you most efficiently when I know exactly
what you're looking for. Thanks.

Joyrex, your quick response to this topic makes me chuckle
for 2rd reasons. 1rd: I was just kidding 2th: It logically
follows that you frequently use the search engine to scour
this messageboard for messages with the words "joyrex" in
them. How conceited, ha ha ha!

I was just kidding and if I hurt anyone's feelings that's
because I'm an arshole, naturally I'd assume. Okay you can
all stop bowing and giving the official w M w salute, as I
am logging off.

*gets carried away on top of an elephant... which my slaves
carry so it doesn't have to walk... and I keep feeding it
peanuts so it gets fatter and they have to work harder
holding it... and I throw peanuts at the slaves...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-03 08:07 [#00294723]
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"Marlowe, please explain your opinionated version of my
gimick." what opinionated version of your gimmick?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-07-03 08:09 [#00294728]
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go eat a 2rd!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 08:15 [#00294730]
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Well since you seem to claim having multiple opinionated
versions of my gimmick, please feel free to pick one at
random or list them all if you want even. Nevermind... I'm
afraid I'm not good at recognizing people based on their
facial qualities, otherwise I'd have played your avatar
game. If you would like to have 20 quick pictures of famous
people's feet though, I'd easily guess them all.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-03 08:18 [#00294732]
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hmm, i asked you a quesion (post #25). i don't see any
opinions there.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-03 08:45 [#00294736]
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Well I don't know why anyone would want me to change my
gimmick anyway. I may as well give away my secret since it
takes extreme skill to pull it off even if you know the
secret, which is:

COMPLETE AND UTTER WITTINESS accompanied by CHARM and ...
UNQUESTIONABLE CREDIBILITY... yes


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-07-03 19:48 [#00295357]
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yeah...im usually not so drastic as to kill people for such
mistakes...but the months of exposure to the muzak, which is
a subtle form of psychological torture..
the effects are limited on most people who dont normally
recieve more than an hour of exposure...it usually just
breaks down their morale enough to make them purchase more
products than they actually need...but having had several
months of continuous exposure...its slowly caused me to lose
my grasp on reality...and has eaten away at my sanity
considerably...so when i heard this otherwise comical error
of the pa system repeatedly in combination with the
muzak...i just snapped...and summoned my death
robots...which i suppose, in retrospect was a little
unreasonable...but thats just the nature of insanity


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-07-03 19:49 [#00295361]
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oops...the 'followup' wasnt supposed to be to me...but m,
respectively


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-04 00:47 [#00295808]
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I understand... I work at a grocery erots oot. That
paragraph there could be taken out of context and put on the
back of an album cover or something... how'd your crazy
hidden free cd promotion go?


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-07-04 00:53 [#00295818]
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i [heart] wMw.


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-07-04 08:46 [#00296352]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #00295808



heheh

i actually havent done it yet...but will be soon...hopefully
within two weeks.. ill have all the tracks i want to use
done and all the cd's burnt


 


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