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"Duffman is thrusting! Oh Yeahhh!" |
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Worst.Episode.Ever. |
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Duffman - can't - breathe. OH yeah! |
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"But this time, homers butt prevented the spread of toxic gas!!" |
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Anything Ralph says...like "Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendo Charlmers" or "I bent my wookie". |
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heres a whole bunch... |
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yeah, i wanted to see if people had new ones To the tune of the flinstones "Homer, Homer Simpson, hes the greatest guy in history, from the twon of springfield, hes about the drive into a chessnut tree AHHHHHH-" |
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"Aww no! The corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke!" |
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nelson: "i like toys that are challenging" *winds a jack in the box* |
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how can you remember the sentences??? |
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I bent my Wookie |
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I copied and pasted from the other thread, this is what I said last time, and I stick by it, it's my fave! --------------------- Homer about to die on the cherry-picker, about to crash into a bridge.... ''I know I'm not a praying man, but PLEASE, if you're listening, PLEASE save me, Superman.'' :-D Har har har. |
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"Na na na na na na na na Batman, uh I mean Leader!!!" |
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the best episode is the one where homer says "d'oh!" |
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Homer: I know i shouldnt eat thee....*eats waffle* Mmmmmmm sacrilishes. typo there :S |
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yeah, thats what the all say... they all say d'oh! |
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water rushes in, saoking millhouses feat: "My feat are SOAKED, but my cuffs are bone dry...... Everything's comming up Millhouse!" followed in the same episode by YOINK! |
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CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD ??? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD ??? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD ??? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD ??? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD ??? |
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"Tis a fine barn, but tis no pool!!!" haha, I love that line!! :) |
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"Ms. Hoover i hate my red crayon" |
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lisa-i cant beleive we escpaed from those vampires homer-but it was worth it to get back our super sugar crisp cereal....cant get enough of that sugar crisp! |
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"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" |
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"why your the fattest thing i've ever seen, and i've been on safari" Mr burns, genius. |
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Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" later in the show when homer gets stung by bees: Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow. also, one of the greatest moments ever is when the sugar pile is dissolving, and they cut to the british guy doing a spit take with his tea. |
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how could you forget "first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women" |
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Homer (standing up, revealing his ass sticking out of his pants): "Oh Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh." |
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ralph- "the leprecaun sits on that rock. he tells me to start things on fire!" at end of show leprecaun - "tis a good job you did ralph. now theres only one thing left to do. BURN THEM ALL!" ralph nods. |
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Frank Grimes: "I'm peeing on the seat! Give me a raise!" |
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My Bologna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R. hahahahaha geez to funny Praise to zeus for making this topic. |
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The one quote I'll never forget "Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is...never try" aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha oh man |
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where Homer falls for another womwn, Mindy. Homer singing in bathroom, to Barry manilow's " Mandy " > Homer> "Oh Mindy, well you came and you changed without flaking , ever since you've been gaaaaay... Oh Andy , yeh you came and you saved me from somethiiiiiiiiiiing.........." that put me away :D |
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hahahha yeah they gave that one the other day.....hahah and lisa walks in Lisa look...really turn around before its to late hahaha |
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:) you never go more than 2 minutes without a "classic" quote in the Simpsons I've never met anyone that fails to appreciate that show on at least some level. Which makes them especially unique |
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Damn skippy...I couldnt agree more |
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Bet Miami is blazing hot this time of year I'm wearing a jumper here in the UK. My mate reckons he's going to the "world famous" Miami DJ convention ... ..is there such a thing ? there probably is, but I still think he's lying about going, he's into garage anyway, so If he DOES go, please AFXNumb, accost him and smash his records, bedazzle him with your womanly charms and get him into IDM in your own special ways , as I am sick of his endless "Ooh-Aah- OOh- Yeah" cheeeeeeZZZ !!! DJ sets. Thankx in advance :) |
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I have this simpsons calendar with some funny stuff. its trivia. these aren't quotes but happened in episodes. one of em says,"why does mr burns question homer's sanity" the reason is because homer wore a pink shirt to work. heh, most aren;t funny, just trivia. |
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"mr. skinner and ms. krabapple were making babies in the closet...and i saw one of the babies...it looked at me." he he he, dying tickles The card dealer: you have 18 Homer:(rapidly)Hit me Dealer:19 Homer:Hit me Dealer:20 Homer:Hit me Dealer:21 Homer:Hit me! Dealer:22 Homer: Doooh! "miss hover, I glued my head to my sholder" SAVE ME JEEBUS Hutz - Well the judge had in for me ever since i kinda ran over his dog, well replace kinda with repeatedly and dog with son Marge: "Homer, I found someone who can help you." Homer:"Is it Batman?" Marge: "No, it's a scientist." Homer: "Batman's a scientist." Marge: "IT'S NOT BATMAN!!!" Remember ALF? He's back, in pog form." My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” "This tastes like grandma." "My daddy shoots people." "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!" We're a totem pole!" Burns: Smithers, take off my belt! Smithers: With pleasure sir. |
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Urge to kill rising. |
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"To the beemobile!!" This is great by the way... just by reading these lines all these episodes are going through my mind and it's hilarious... :) |
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Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich please. Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: .........Yes. |
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homer: when will people learn, democracy doesn't work! |
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barney- i am barney gumble and i am an alcoholic lisa- this is a girl scout meeting barney- is it? or is it that you girls cant admit you have a problem? |
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Homer: "Hello, I'm Mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me." Teller: "Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know..." |
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Nice dopefish avatar. |
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Homer chanting; "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-N-R-T." |
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^spank you oh no i lost the gummi venus demilo...dont worry she cant have gotten far, she has no arms |
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Homer: Why do you mock me, O Lord? Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. [Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands] Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious. |
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the entire mel gibson episode sucked except for this line- mel- john travolta gave me a lift in his plane in exchange for helping him move house. he deliberately waited untill we were in the air before asking. ...or something like that |
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moe-"just like my father said, eventually everyone gets shot." |
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Someday i'll get you beer baron.... (homer in the distance) No you Won't! |
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