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1 - normal people never talk to you about music again, once they know what you're listening to. 2 - you play boards of canada to your children, as lullabies. 3 - you look at the people who don't know afx like they're coming from another planet... 4 - ...and they really think you're coming from another planet, when they try to listen to your cds. 5 - your neighbours think you're renovating your flat/house with alien instruments. 6 - your parents always make you spend your holidays to your deaf grandparent's house. 7 - you can recognize any idm track (except the ambient ones), simply by listening to a 30-second clip of its drum part. 8 - the army wanted to arrest you once, thinking you were building some nuclear weapon, whereas in fact you were only playing 'confield' very loud. 9 - you own an official copy of 'twoism'. 10 - you would pay more than $10000 for owning the mp3 player richard lost on an airplane. 11 - in fact, you would pay more than one million dollars for it. 12 - you're planting rhubarb on your garden, only because richard seems to like it. you don't really like rhubarb, but you force yourself to eat it. 13 - you have three donkey rhubear suits, an aphex twin umbrella (i know some of you have... :)), and you're sparing to buy the windowlicker limousine. 14 - you receive a box of fine chocolates every christmas from warp records. 15 - you've already tried to morph the face of a girl into richard's, only by dancing and spinning your afx umbrella to her. oh, yeah, it didn't work, but you know why. that's because richard has superpowers, everyone knows that... |
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haha, I like #1 the best. |
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haha.. # 1 for sure. ;0 |
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yep, #1 defianlty is me... |
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hahaha!!!! well... I like rhubarb,I make my own Rhubarbpie, I HAVE an umbrella (two ,actually,one painted and one in fabric) =) The limo is my next big project, but I also have a small sideproject :the windowlicker BIKINI!!! I think my neighbours kinda like saw I hehehe! lol! ...but I don't have a copy of twoism,not even a non-official...=( |
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#1 hehe |
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8 - the army wanted to arrest you once, thinking you were building some nuclear weapon, whereas in fact you were only playing 'confield' very loud. LOL |
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...and off course,when I study theatrecostumedesign,I'll make a DonkeyRhubearsuit for some play! (If the director only knew what is is hehehehe!!) =o) rofl |
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1, 3, and 4 apply.. kinda sad, i used to be THE person people came to about music, now people don't bother - and when they do i get all embarassed cos i can't give them good recommendations anymore cos what i listen to no longer has anything in common with what they listen to.. |
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''14 - you receive a box of fine chocolates every christmas from warp records.'' Considering my ''CD shopping'' habits (Or lack thereof), I'm surprised they don't send me anthrax. |
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12 - LMAO ;) |
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1, 3, 4, and 11 seem to apply to me |
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lol at #12 as well. |
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...want more? :) 16 - the milkman always turns anxious when he comes around your house, and he told his wife to avoid you as much as possible "because you're a dangerous pervert"... 17 - you painted your car red hot when 'go plastic' came out. 18 - ...and you painted your cock red hot as well because you aren't sure about the lyrics. now your girlfriend thinks you're insane. 19 - in fact, your girlfriend is almost as deranged as you... hey, it's logical. how would a normal girlfriend stay with such an insane guy? 20 - you want to be an asthmatic and take an overdose of ventolin, just to know if it's like in the track... 21 - your secret code for your house is .215061, for your car: .1993841, for your safe: .0180871R, etc... (if you don't understand, these are the names of the tracks off analog bubblebath 3! how come you didn't know that, you ignorant cunt! go study your aphexology now!! ;P j/k) 22 - you made a t-shirt for every aphex pic you found (and you had problems with the local priest for wearing the one you made off one :)) 23 - ...but only a few people know this, since you're always locked in your room, sitting at your computer, searching for rare idm mp3s... 24 - "pop music? what's that? and who's that "britney spears"? never heard of her, is she like mira calix?" 25 - you have a lizard as a pet, and you feed it with pancakes. |
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thats one of the dumbest things i've ever read... |
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23 - ...but only a few people know this, since you're always locked in your room, sitting at your computer, searching for rare idm mp3s... lol.... |
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it's not meant to be clever BeefFog! ;) |
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You know your into Vsnares too much when... You make a site about him and play his music non stop as loud as you can! And then brag about having the only Vsnares fansite out there on aphextwin.nu MHUHAHAHHAHA. I have a Vsnares fanisite! I have a Vsnares fansite! And you dont go shit! Ha-ha-ha-ha! |
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I nominate this for the best thread ever made |
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lol Top 1 Thread about bing too much into IDM: 1. "you know you're too much into idm when..." |
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...when you see the impulses of your network traffic and datagrams and wonder what it would sound like for a drum rhythm to go along with it. |
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...when you think the sound of your modem dialing up is the best thing out, and then go and listen to the track "bonus high frequency noises" |
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There you go. When you play Autechre to help you hone your knowledge of quantum physics. |
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lol. Nice thinking Uzim. This one's goes into a txt document. ;) |
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...a third of your CD collection is made up of artists beginning with 'A' |
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...when you think that archrival´s girl was a bit histerical for leaving the house after listening to confield and vsnares |
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"you receive a box of fine chocolates every christmas from warp records." sweet. |
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I like pancakes =oD |
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what is a lizard? |
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... when you spend the money you were saving for a trip with your couple in some stupid drukqs promo with no fucking new tracks |
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lizard = tiny dinosaur do you reckon people who are into IDM can only be seriously into it, not just kind of into it? this thread would suggest it |
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could be... |
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...Ryuichi Sakamoto is just some guy Alva Noto once did an album with. |
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... when you have windowlicker in mp3 and wav in your computer, also have it burnt in a cdr and also got all the original releases in cd vinyl and cassette and you are still waiting for that promo you just bought on ebay for 60$ |
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...you dance to Lentic Catachresis |
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... you cry with "bine" |
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1,4,5,7, maybe 12 soon heh :) |
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i've got one "...you're one of the people who try to bidd for ABB5 on ebay which eventually sold for 1800$" |
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next one: "...you actually won the auction for ABB5" |
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hahah yeah its almost me! 1 3!!! 4 7 ... x- when you get all autechre new albums but you dont like any one of them... (i have a serious problem of masoquism, but im totally conviced that i will like ae someday...) |
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i've downloaded all of the autechre releases even though i don't like autechre that much. |
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Danbrusca: I actually tried to dance to lentic carachresis. It went allright until about 2:50 into the song :) ...and yeah, #1 pretty much goes for me :S |
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you will like them someday somehow |
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i hope so... if not i have been a stupid waste of money! |
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