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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2002-06-22 03:31 [#00279774]
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why is it we can put a man on the moon but we can't invent butter which spreads straight from the fridge?
WELL, WHY?
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nene
from United States on 2002-06-22 03:33 [#00279777]
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there are no cows on the moon. duh.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-22 03:34 [#00279778]
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its simple, the fridge cools the butter beyond its normal temperature; its normal temperature is when it spreads easily.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-22 03:34 [#00279780]
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nene.. what is that in your avatar?
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nene
from United States on 2002-06-22 03:37 [#00279782]
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it's a hognose snake pretending to die.
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Deathsmith
from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-22 03:38 [#00279783]
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earthleakage: we probably could (some way or another) make butter that spreads straight from the fridge, but it's just such a trivial thing that I guess it just isn't worth accomplishing.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2002-06-22 03:39 [#00279785]
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if there are no cows on the moon, how come it's made of cheese?
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Deathsmith
from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-22 03:40 [#00279787]
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Because. . .
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OK
on 2002-06-22 03:45 [#00279789]
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the cows are on mars and the venus farmers made so many cheese that they had to put it somehwere.. and the moon was born.
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Deathsmith
from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-22 03:48 [#00279790]
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Oh yes, that makes perfect sense!
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2002-06-22 03:52 [#00279793]
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so why didn't they create a venus moon? i suppose it was too hot or something, and they needed it to be stored at approximately 5 degrees, just like a fridge
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-11-08 18:45 [#01773205]
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i'm truth obsessed. i just need to know WHY !
Everyone who wants to know the mystery behind earthleakage's disappearance and wants Phobiazero to explain - please wear this legendary horse head and post here. Thank you.
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-11-08 18:50 [#01773208]
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several of history's brightest minds have dedicated their ENTIRE lives trying to solve butter's mysteries.
it's unpossible to fathom. it's best to move on and just eat your torn toast without complaint.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2005-11-08 18:51 [#01773210]
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Anchor Spreadable
seriously, it works
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magness
from astroblaster (Antarctica) on 2005-11-08 18:53 [#01773212]
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Just cover your butter and leave it on the table. Why are you fridging it even? It's nice and spready when you leave it out all the time
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nigel
from marspan (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2005-11-08 19:08 [#01773222]
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anchor spreadable.
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corrupted-girl
on 2005-11-08 23:47 [#01773316]
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spready.. like your mom
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hma
from real life on 2005-11-09 01:29 [#01773338]
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Because of people like you we have to eat Fishberries. Thanks.
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uzim
on 2005-11-09 02:35 [#01773352]
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there has been some tv ads about some butter that would spread easily right from the fridge, actually... i've heard they do this by not removing all the whey before making the butter...
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Sclah
from Freudian Slipmat on 2005-11-09 02:43 [#01773356]
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I can't believe it's not butter
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-11-09 02:59 [#01773364]
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IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT THE MOMENT I COULD EASILY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE. IM NOT FAR FROM THE POINT WHERE I JUST WON'T CARE ANYMORE AND WILL DROP A BOMB IN SOME GOVERNAMENT INSTITUTION. BUT FIRST OF ALL I WILL BOMB OUT CITY COUNCIL.
I HATE ALL THESE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS WHO RUN OUT CITY AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNTRY !!!!!!!!!
THEY ALL NEED TO FUCKING DIE THE FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-11-09 03:57 [#01773387]
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jesus
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2005-11-09 04:03 [#01773391]
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well, use your moderator powers on them
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E-man
from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2005-11-09 04:26 [#01773398]
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actually i have butter which is spreadable directly out of the fridge
i thought it was common since 5-10 years ago???
it works great too!
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-11-09 05:18 [#01773423]
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wow, so they say "fridging" in hollywood, do they.
that's just grrreat.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-11-09 05:34 [#01773432]
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thank u
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Aesthetics
from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-11-09 05:41 [#01773437]
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Yeah, I'm curious about that as well.
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