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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-21 12:29 [#00278262]
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Does anyone know of any stupid (real)company websites?
look at this one:
http://dbdsolutions.com/DBDS/services/database_design.htm
The first sentance makes no sense and have a look at the slogan at the top of the page...
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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-06-21 12:35 [#00278265]
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aaaaw! that picture in the left is so ugly...they really tried to ripof some other site-design here
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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-06-21 12:36 [#00278266]
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The organization of our data is often a direct indication of whether or not the data will ever be accessed efficiently
HAAAAAHA
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-21 12:36 [#00278267]
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"Generating information on demand" Isn't that a euphemism for bullshitting? ;)
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-21 12:37 [#00278268]
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What's amusing is that I work in this field and I can't understand a thing it says either!
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Meho Krljic
from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-06-21 12:37 [#00278269]
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Yeah. like, their PR person is probably owner's son/ daughter
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Ctrl Alt Del
from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-21 12:44 [#00278272]
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www,nero.com has to be the worst site for the best software
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-21 12:53 [#00278276]
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Classic Ceri,
I am starting Db design and implementation next week at college. I hope it is nothing like that.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-21 12:56 [#00278278]
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I found my uni module on it easy, the course I'm going on should be quite profitable (all rent/food/transport incl. so all that weeks wages go towards paying off debts) & voctional qualification for a 7.30 hr day :)
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-06-21 12:58 [#00278279]
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the always great and affordable CD-Rs has a very patchy website indeed.
Princo
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-21 13:01 [#00278281]
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Rephlex's should stick to record making not website design. Theirs is shite.
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jand
from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-21 13:42 [#00278303]
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it's intentionaly shite tho...
kinda retro-shite as I call it..:)..
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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-21 13:53 [#00278309]
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I work in that field too.... I'veno idea what they're on about
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-06-21 14:00 [#00278311]
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Jand: Is that word or speculation? I had my suspiscions buecause their old site usd to be manga style. I thought they ran out of money to pay a proper team of designers so they were doing it themselves.
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jand
from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-21 14:07 [#00278317]
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Q: nah, just speculation...to me it looks like they've thought, let's make it look like an old computer screen, green writing on black, Courier font...
But yeah, it is shite...it's got that "done by a friend" feel about it...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-06-21 14:14 [#00278326]
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they could at least put more information on it, unless it's changed since i last checked it a month or so ago -- shit design is one thing, but shit content is another!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-06-21 16:54 [#00278559]
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Ha ha like that company 55 DSL the diesel spin off that was crap. IT was run by the main guy's son...
Like that woman who is currently CEO of the Hilton chain of hotels. She knows sod all about business, but she was the daughter of the guy who owned it...
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-21 18:19 [#00278654]
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"The way in which data will be organized must be planned through an organized design process, starting with the data analysis, continuing through the grouping of similar data, and ending with a methodological categorization of these data groups."
HAHAHAHAHA, i haven't yet found a sentence on there that makes sense! Thanks for the laugh, Ceri :)
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