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rob fragilenine from my house. please do not step on 2001-07-19 18:51 [#00016620]




Alpha Café

TODAY'S MENU


main courses:
banana soup 3.95
prawn soup 2.50
icecream soup 3.95
turkey surprise (surprise: no turkey) -1.90
scooped ham A.99
shaved monkey ears 5.60
boiled 8-balls 6.60
baked websites 3.58

tasty beverages:
hooon 2.75
custard 3.30
tomato sauce milkshake .98
xray cola X.39
goon gumpas 8.95
EEM (electronically-enhanced milkshake) 5.55

desserts:
tomato sundae 6.75
chili cake 3.50
my feet muffin 1.40
bullet in your cheesecake 5.30
icecream (see below for flavours) 3.03

icecream flavours:
pot
plastic
website
disk
electricity
moldy lunchbox
heat
left hand glove
right hand glove
voice
guitar string
rust
negative

please place your order.



 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 18:55 [#00016621]



do you have crab ass with a side talking jelly?


 

rob fragilenine from my house. please do not step on 2001-07-19 19:00 [#00016622]



yes. that will be (3*[77 + i3.4 / 6^91) / ([a + x] * 5[t +
7,4.394647:33 / {t / 6}] + pi - x6:33+)]^2 please.


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-07-19 19:01 [#00016624]



SHIT !!! you dont have any monkey testicle soda, thats the
tangiest.


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 19:02 [#00016625]



i can only pay in horse teeth. i believe i also have 65.6874
giraffe elbows with me. i would like fish tit juice to drink
too please.


 

rob fragilenine from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:06 [#00016626]



Whatever we don't have can be ordered in. Please allow 16-21
days for delivery.

c?


 

rob fragilenine from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:09 [#00016627]



8947619879294599347593487

That is our newest dessert. The price is 39.76876348x
fishbulbs where x is the amound of 8947619879294599347593487
you want.


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-07-19 20:35 [#00016637]



I dont know if you have any but I would like some milk from
the milkman's wife's tits.


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-19 20:43 [#00016638]



ROLPH HARRIS COLLECTS MISTREATED ANIMALS IN A PIT IN HIS
FRONT ROOM,
HE MILKS THERE PUSSY SORES INTO A SPECIAL IRON CONTAINER,
WHEN THE STANDARD FIFTEEN LITRES IS TO THE BRIM HE THEN
LOADS IT ON TO HIS DAYGLO TRYCICLE & ATTEMPTS TO SELL THE
NOXIOUS LIQUID AT SCHOOL FETES AND STEAM ENGINE RALLYS!!


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-07-19 20:53 [#00016646]



Oh boy, I'll have some left hand glove! It's my favorite!


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-07-19 20:53 [#00016647]



Oh boy, I'll have some left hand glove! It's my favorite!


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:13 [#00016737]



Hmmmmm might you have a waffle Iron to spare poor man ????I
got stuck inside my battery powered kangroo he otherday it
wasnt untill my uncle came over with a plate of fish and
chips that I got out !!what was the name of that guy's horse
you know the guy with the big hat ??STOP WEARING MY SHOES
!!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:13 [#00016738]



SAMO'S DAY OLD TOOTH !


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 11:21 [#00016765]



Is it just me or it snowing in here ???

PRICK OF A OVEN BOOT HAS SPOKEN !!!!!


 


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