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rob fragilenine from my house. please do not step on 2001-07-19 18:51 [#00016620] | |||||||||
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Alpha Café TODAY'S MENU main courses: banana soup 3.95 prawn soup 2.50 icecream soup 3.95 turkey surprise (surprise: no turkey) -1.90 scooped ham A.99 shaved monkey ears 5.60 boiled 8-balls 6.60 baked websites 3.58 tasty beverages: hooon 2.75 custard 3.30 tomato sauce milkshake .98 xray cola X.39 goon gumpas 8.95 EEM (electronically-enhanced milkshake) 5.55 desserts: tomato sundae 6.75 chili cake 3.50 my feet muffin 1.40 bullet in your cheesecake 5.30 icecream (see below for flavours) 3.03 icecream flavours: pot plastic website disk electricity moldy lunchbox heat left hand glove right hand glove voice guitar string rust negative please place your order. |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 18:55 [#00016621] | |||||||||
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do you have crab ass with a side talking jelly? |
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rob fragilenine from my house. please do not step on 2001-07-19 19:00 [#00016622] | |||||||||
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yes. that will be (3*[77 + i3.4 / 6^91) / ([a + x] * 5[t + 7,4.394647:33 / {t / 6}] + pi - x6:33+)]^2 please. |
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Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-07-19 19:01 [#00016624] | |||||||||
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SHIT !!! you dont have any monkey testicle soda, thats the tangiest. |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 19:02 [#00016625] | |||||||||
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i can only pay in horse teeth. i believe i also have 65.6874 giraffe elbows with me. i would like fish tit juice to drink too please. |
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rob fragilenine from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:06 [#00016626] | |||||||||
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Whatever we don't have can be ordered in. Please allow 16-21 days for delivery. c? |
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rob fragilenine from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:09 [#00016627] | |||||||||
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8947619879294599347593487 That is our newest dessert. The price is 39.76876348x fishbulbs where x is the amound of 8947619879294599347593487 you want. |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2001-07-19 20:35 [#00016637] | |||||||||
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I dont know if you have any but I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits. |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-19 20:43 [#00016638] | |||||||||
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ROLPH HARRIS COLLECTS MISTREATED ANIMALS IN A PIT IN HIS FRONT ROOM, HE MILKS THERE PUSSY SORES INTO A SPECIAL IRON CONTAINER, WHEN THE STANDARD FIFTEEN LITRES IS TO THE BRIM HE THEN LOADS IT ON TO HIS DAYGLO TRYCICLE & ATTEMPTS TO SELL THE NOXIOUS LIQUID AT SCHOOL FETES AND STEAM ENGINE RALLYS!! |
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Aron? from Canada on 2001-07-19 20:53 [#00016646] | |||||||||
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Oh boy, I'll have some left hand glove! It's my favorite! |
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Aron? from Canada on 2001-07-19 20:53 [#00016647] | |||||||||
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Oh boy, I'll have some left hand glove! It's my favorite! |
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Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:13 [#00016737] | |||||||||
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Hmmmmm might you have a waffle Iron to spare poor man ????I got stuck inside my battery powered kangroo he otherday it wasnt untill my uncle came over with a plate of fish and chips that I got out !!what was the name of that guy's horse you know the guy with the big hat ??STOP WEARING MY SHOES !!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!! |
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Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:13 [#00016738] | |||||||||
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SAMO'S DAY OLD TOOTH ! |
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Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 11:21 [#00016765] | |||||||||
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Is it just me or it snowing in here ??? PRICK OF A OVEN BOOT HAS SPOKEN !!!!! |
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